CYOA borat

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Rolled 48 (1d50)

So, for what I'm gonna wait?
>X-ray Scanning (given how it actually works, I'm probably going to kill myself if I overuse this one).
>Teleport Man
>I Shall Not Die
>Ice Man
>Water Man
>I See You Faggot (gotta reroll this)
>Master Chief
>Master Coder
>Ascend The Needs Of Flesh
>I Suggest...
The last roll, and I'll come with the conclusions.

>The Asassin Jinn
So the one I rolled is pretty powerful if I gain enemies (and since I chosen the Chaos deal, I will). A shame it's coming the last though.
Starting ones are nothing overpowered, but a body in perfect condition is nice.
All the others are neat and increase my chances, but I'll have yet to live to have them.

Seeing that this thead is empty and there isn't anyone to shame me for this, I'll try a vanilla 7d50 and see if I'm better off.

Rolled 18, 17, 6, 37, 33, 24, 37 = 172 (7d50)

Rolled 43, 28 = 71 (2d50)

There's still only 5 posters here user.

Besides, the god of stability is way better.

Haven't played this in a while.

God of stability x2, god of true chaos x1.

Stability picks are 41 and 44

If by coincidence I roll the same number twice, then for the sake of not cluttering the thread up with rolls I'll treat the distance of my post's last two digits to the nearest 00 as my reroll.

Eh, nothing exciting, but the no need to eat fits pretty well with my immortality I guess.

Rolled 28 (1d50)

>Astral Spy
>Water Man
>Tamer Man
>Shadow Clones
>Master Coder
>Master Artist
>[REROLL]

>I See You Faggot
Not as risky as the first build, but more meh.
5 men posted here, as far as I know. There is no telling they haven't left by now.

Rolled 50, 14, 6, 5, 32, 23, 32, 39 = 201 (8d50)

God of Worlds
God of True Chaos
Rollin 8d50

Let's see what I get in this brave new world.

Rolled 16, 26, 2 = 44 (3d50)

>2 Extra rolls+1 reroll for double 32
>Electric Field Master
>1 Mile Astral
>Waterbreathing
>Master Chef
>Telepathy
>Master Entertainer

Not bad but lets see what I get from the 3d50.

All powers combined is
>Electric Field
>1 Mile Astral
>Waterbreathing
>Master Chef
>Telepathy
>Master Entertainer
>Plant Life Master
>Hair Color Change
>Superhuman Sight

Not bad, I'd prefer a immortality or regen power but with nature manipulation and magic in the new world I could probably find some spell/potion to give me those abilities.

thanks

Rolled 17, 49, 48, 11, 35, 30, 8, 32, 10, 31 = 271 (10d50)

>God of True Chaos
Way more fun when everyone else also gets a cool thing

GOing with Vampire

True Chaos and Eternity Deal
>First 3 rolls, 46, 16, 26
Nature Affinity, Create, Control, or Manipulate Wildlife.
Change color of my hair.
Ability to Grow and Shrink myself up to a relative scale of 100.

Alright, plant powers, giant or borrower potential in a pinch, and some fun vanity option to start with.

>2 years later, 24, 31
Shadow Clone (one).
Skill-Steal.

Alright, the fact that this exists means someone else might get it, so upon learning that I'm going to feel pretty silly if I was too blatant about my options and got robbed, but live and learn. If not, I've got it now and can keep the notion to myself and save it for folks that're going to be a danger with their skills....though in hindsight I guess these aren't skills, so power-thieves aren't likely to be an issue off this alone.
Maybe go make friends at hospice care places, visit, listen to stories, give folks a friend when they might not have many in their lives so I don't feel as bad about it. If I get healing powers later I could even trade extra years of their lives for some new tricks and give them the means to relearn it as a teacher.

>4 years later, 11, 12.
Affinity to Air, control, generate, or absorb air or wind.
Affinity to Ice, control, generate or absorb ice.

Okay now we're in blasting territory. Or free wind power generator territory. Possibly ice pun regions. Maybe summer/winter motifs.

I dunno if I should hope or dread how supervillainy I could be with this.

>6 years later, 37, 48
Skills of a master classically trained artist.
1/day kill someone just by thinking of it.

HOSHIT okay okay this is fine I just....I am going to need to spend some time away from people. Maybe use that cool art thing and any other money-making I've done to go visit some temple and really buckle down on that mental self-awareness stuff.
Like shit that could be bad if I don't get it in hand.
Maybe go DeathNote and just wake up with death row lists or something.

Rolled 16, 3, 44, 27, 1, 44, 2 = 137 (7d50)

Rolling for this

Rolled 23 (1d50)

Fuck I forgot I wanted to pick the gods of worlds and true chaos

>8 years later, 17, 36
Affinity to water.
Skills of the best musician of an instrument of your choice.

Alright, this is much nicer. Also, wind, water, ice, plants; getting a real wrath of nature type deal, wind and wood in concert (hah). Wherever I'm living the ice sculptures and topiaries are gonna be awesome. Should look into water-based instruments and music, get freakin fantastic audio anytime I've got a decent tap available with ice-formed fluid music along with wind accompaniment and thunder bass.

>10 years later, 4, 2.
Ability to Climb any surface. Superhuman sight.
I CAN SEE FOREVER AND CLIMB TO IT. Nothing to really add to what I already had in terms of plans and stuff, but this is going to be all kinds of fun. brb off to climb K2 with ice and wind powers to catch me if I fuck up. Private concert for anyone with the balls to follow.

>12 years late, 41, 8.
Physical body turns into an ideal one of my choice.
Ability of Flight.

Alright, I've been doing cool magic stuff for long enough at this point no one's going to blink more than twice if I suddenly have a new face, nevermind a bit of an overhaul on pretty much everything. Besides I'll have had a decade to rock rainbow hairstyles and other faggotry, it's not going to be a surprise to anyone. Also flying's cool, though I'd have thought air affinity would've sufficed there. Maybe I've been getting by on gliders and feather-falling off tall buildings or something. Still a nice touch.

>14 years later, 15, 20
Affinity to Fire
Affinity to magnets.

Earth and Fire joining Plants, Air and Water. Ascetic discipline to control the insta-kill thoughts will probably be enough to keep from wrecking electronics wherever I go, and having some warmer options to go with the rest of my kit is pretty cool. Always got a light if someone asks too, even if I don't need it much. Oh, no more struggling with old fire stoves too, that's neat.

I'll take the magic world
Less monsters and more magic pls

Rolled 33, 20, 49, 6, 33 = 141 (5d50)

oops forgot to roll

Rolled 36 (1d50)

>genius programmer
>magnet magic
>unlimited food and beer
>ASTRAL PROJECTION FAWK YEA

reroll last one

>musical instrument
that's awesome
I pick keyboard/piano because I bet it's versatile

>16 years later. 9, 21.
Ability to immediately teleport to any place you've been before.
Teleport small objects around.

Sweet, saving on air-fare like nobody's business. I now live on the MMO fast-transit system; teleport anywhere I've been, fly around to new places I haven't. At some point I'ma need to figure out if I can carry myself through space; flight+water+air+plants+magnets+fire, make an ice and metal enclosed aquarium with an air bubble at the top, plants to recirculate air and feed the fish I'll need to eat, just carry a small ecosystem around with me for a few months or years while I'm floating to terraform mars, or at least one of its moons. Fire powers to maintain temperatures. If I can take folks with me I could probably arrange to facilitate a colony over there by undercutting the set-up costs by trillions.

>18 years later, 6, 23
Astral Projection, leaving body unconscious while doing so.
Telepathy with considerate conditions.

Sweet, we worldwide now. Astral's a little underwhelming but I'm not gonna complain. Might be a cool way to get a good night's sleep while not sleeping; just keep an eye on myself and keep plotting, thinking up new artistic and musical masterpieces, or just binging one-piece and finishing in less than a decade.

>20 years later 33, 36.
With some sadness, but also joy to have come full circle, the last of my invested opportunity comes to a close. 20 years of learning, practicing, trading, living, killing, and now one last touch of randomness to add to it.

Skills of a genius computer programmer.
Short range levitation up t 200lbs.

Okay this is kinda funny in context but I like it. The latter's a nice little comfort of sorts that'll let me move everything around me instead of specific elements of matter; I didn't Need it, but it's nice.

The computer programming genius is going to rock out loud in the long run.

Life
Plants for dem alkaloids and a cool treehouse forest to live in
Healing because that's pretty cool
Fae summoning because I would love to have a fairy friend

If I were a gambler (2nd choice) I'd pick entertainment, the comfy room and a bookie.

Oracle

Elf
Satyr
Orc
Thri-keen
Mermaid
Dragon

If one picks Djinni and an artifact too big to hold (say, property, landscape, building, moon, etc) how would this interact with the control aspect?

>not picking blue

I dont think those would count as artifacts, those are buildings or celestial objects, the biggest thing id still count as an artifact is a large slab or statue thats still smaller than a house

Rolled 5, 25, 5, 1, 47 = 83 (5d50)

God of Worlds rollin

Rolled 30 (1d50)

rerolling the repeat 5

>Can tell when someone is lying
>can read minds

a bit redundant

Young - Bonus (3)
Androgynous - Bonus (4)
Suave - Bonus (3)
Playful Rival (1)
Unusual Bodies - Bonus (4)

Shota catboys legally double-teaming ladies with our cuteness and suaveness.

Rolled 41, 37, 12 = 90 (3d50)

Let's see what I get, taking a friend with me to a fantasy world!

Rolled 16, 45 = 61 (2d50)

Let's see what my friend gets...

maybe theyre supa good liars??

Planeswalker, red

Rolled 42, 36, 43, 7, 20, 47, 39 = 234 (7d50)

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Deal: God of Worlds
Random Boons: Water Affinity, Gravity Affinity, Remote Teleportation, Telekinesis, Telepathy, Master Classically Trained Artist, Localized Time Stop

Truly I am blessed.

Rolled 20, 39, 10, 25, 10, 47, 3 = 154 (7d50)

Is it just me, or have we not had many builds posted as of late? I don't mean in this thread, but in general.
Seems like these threads are becoming more and more about bickering, rather than playing.

they're slowing down, the regulars keep coming and instead of CYOA building they just reply to each other and argue about stupid shit.

It's because there are too many people. Back when there was about half the posters per thread it went a lot better.

>There are modifiers that lessen the amount of energy you lose from an orgasm and regenerate your energy after cumming, and there's an item that keeps the receiver from getting any energy from your fluids.
>What else do you need to have your way with your defeated foes?

I know those modifiers exist but there should be something that actually rewards your organism for fucking someone (can be anyone or just Supers). For example Hypno-Junk rewards you for lasting longer than your "opponent", how about adding a similar modifier/power that lets you steal or create energy if you last longer than your opponent? Or a modifier that temporarily grants you muuuch faster energy regeneration if you manage to fuck X different Supers in a short period of time? I'm thinking about things that make you a bit like succubi who get stronger whenever they have sex.

>Also, if you have any specific ideas for additional allies or sidekicks, please suggest them!

Sidekick: Clumsy and shy librarian that turns into a giant raging monster (can be green like hulk, monstergirl like or just a bigger, furious version of her) whenever someone calls her ass fat.

Sidekick: Perverted little shit (can be a goblin, kid or fat old man) who annoys you and everyone around you but is a brilliant scientist who can build stuff like mechs or gadgets for you. Can join you in combat in his own, somehow special mech.

Ally/Adversary: Well endowed milf who's a master of hypnosis and illusion and has Sonic Scream power. She's into femdom. Has her own spy organization and wants you to work for her. She or one of her hot spies will occassionally join you in your missions. As your adversary she hates you because you refused to work for her and now she wants to punish you for that by making you her sex slave (and energy source). If she succeeds she'll keep you in a cage or on a leash in her office as a trophy.

Dark Sorc

My penis says orc, amazon and minotaur but the powergamer in me says succubus, dragon and maybe mouse?

This is missing a lot of races that are present in the newer version (though both are rather old now)

Sure the other version has blank space because he never finished adding everything he wanted, but this version isn't less incomplete.

(2) Immortality, "little girl" edition - I'm 21
>choose my task
(1) Money
>choose where I get my money
(1) Combine
>choose what CYOA I combine with this and what drawback I get
(1) Magical Equipment - While wearing the ring I gain the power of gender swap (other)
>choose the ring's drawback

Nova, like that Presidents of the USA song

Bablamon

Penthouse
Power armor, grimoire, implant
Angels, vampires, faeries and addiction

The Meta

And the One True Meta

Option 1

You bring up valid points. I'll see what I can do

Wizard (5)
Elf (8)
Knowledgeable (12)
Willpower (16)
Quick Learner (20)
Empathy (23)
Lucky (27)
Irritating Rival Princess (22)
Modern Fantasy (25)

>Task
One day every week you'll be tasked with filling out a desk of boring paperwork. It will take hours upon hours and be extremely mundane. Not even music helps alleviate the boredom. And no, you can't hire someone else to fill it out for you.
>Money
You own one of the most famous casinos in the world. Coincidentally, this happens to be one of the reasons why you have a mountain of paperwork every week.
>Combine
You get the Super Fan! Have fun with that. FYI he's immortal as well.
>Magical Equipment
Whenever you use it, the ring has a 10% chance of turning you into a shota. Should this happen, a busty girl in her late teens calling herself your "Nee-chan" (pic related) will appear and lock herself up with you in your room for the next 24 hours while she takes care of you and your "needs". And by needs I mean femdom /ss/

This is a much better meta-CYOA, but no one ever seems to post or use it.

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because the meta cyoa is for bored regulars who get a kick out of wacky combinations and power creep

>mental illness
>illiteracy

>poverty
>uncreativity

>innumeracy
>natural disasters

>scarcity
>overpopulation

>disability
>class

>cultural bias
>cruelty

>climate change
>pollution

>crime
>nations

>waste
>obsesity since I don't know what that is and everything else in that row is actually good or a non-issue at this point

I think that is supposed to be obesity

It's been a while since this was last posted.
>F

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One of each color!
>mental illness
>everyone else
>addiction
>hunger
>disease
>disability
>human death
>pollution
>malnutrition
>obesity

That leaves me as the only person left on earth, with no need to worry about dying, disease, hunger, or becoming a fat fuck.

>Easymode
>All the things I want with no drawbacks
>Get kicked off the show on day 1

You sneaky fucker

Anyone have a link to the image version?

Open it. There's a link on the first page.
I don't see a reason to go through the cyoa again. Only the first two pages are a turn-on, the rest of the time I'm wondering when I'm done with it.
I know I have enough points to get every option I want (not many), and I know I'll be kicked off the show for being boring.

Thanks, I meant a version you don't download though. I'm on mobile.

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>Two in each row
>Picks two from each column

Failure.

more buttons

Never dated anyone, never had a crush and I don't understand waifus/have a favorite character.

>marrying
>marrying in this day and age

The fact that you're a boring normal will only spurn on some of the viewers to watch with bating breath for you to forget you're being filmed 24/7 and accidentally jerk off right in front of a camera or something. I'm sure there's tons of vanilla BS going on, hence the point system to encourage people to pick the more deviant "punishments" and owners.

based!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Orange because it's my favorite color.

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GREEN
Always green

>Grey
Can pick things up out of my reach.
I think I could go pretty long without needing to masturbate, especially since I don't have to worry about wet dreams any longer and I wouldn't buy any of the options that gave me pron. If the need arises, I suppose I would have to bury myself in a pile of clothes and take care of business.
You'd have to be more boring than me to watch my life being recorded.
I can't read yellow so I hope it isn't too good. None of the buttons give very useful things since I don't want immortality (and that option is ridiculously imbalanced to be far too good. It's objectively the best one)
I think I won't hit any of the buttons.
>Only need to sleep one hour
>Only need 1/4 the calories
These two alone already make my life so much easier. Eating is horrible.
>Boosted thinking process
I'm pretty dumb so this is nice.
>Can't get sick from a virus/bacteria

>if you picked blue, your healing effect increases by 1x
So, it doesn't?

Blue, 6/7/10.

Male and female. Fuck this gay earth.

>So, it doesn't?
Pretty sure it means an increas of 100% (so having 1x to start with, you'd have 2x with that option).

>Green
I've always wanted to know what it was like to be attracted to someone/have a crush on someone.
Probably revert in age so I can be generic high schooler in hentai.
>Luck in money
>Black
>Asian
Mostly because of overpopulation. Killing fat people doesn't fix the underlying reasons for why people get fat, and killing religions doesn't remove war, strife, discrimination etc.

So it would double it.