Share your horror stories

Fresh off of my college's DnD club page.

That person may just be pulling your leg.

No I've met her in person she's genuine about this stuff.

I made it two sentences in. Abandoning ship.

Somebody post the Roman story.

You'd be surprised, user.

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Bullshit. No way that's not bait or photoshop.

I don't think anything will ever top this classic.

>Not going for the pol realm
For buck's sake, wether you agree with pol or not that would be fun as fuck, it's not like every 40k fan wants to live in that universe either.
Fucking limp wristed homos

Those fucking names. My god.

This obviously isn't real. I caught about nine different references in those backstories, and there must be more.

I wish I was a good enough writer to make this shit up. I'd probably be a much better DM if I could come up with stuff this stupid and over the top.

I knew I could count on Veeky Forums.

The thing that kills me is that he refers to his friend's friend as Sanguinatus the entire fucking time, every time I read the name I crack up

>bard
>Lawful Good

Someone's playing the wrong edition.

Poe's Law, nigga

>alignments
Someone's playing the wrong game

>Sakura Kawaii is a Princess of Rainbow Kingdom
YAMEROOOOOO

The first ones name I could maybe accept as some weebs attempt at making something cool, but there is no way someone would unironically make a Sakura Kawaii with all those tropes and think they made an actual character.

Bards can be Lawful Good in Pathfinder, 4e, and 5e.