Do elves go into heat, or do they menstruate?

Do elves go into heat, or do they menstruate?

Also, general Veeky Forums biology thread.

Everyone knows elves lay eggs.

They tend to die.

Their ears open up and they drop their spores.

It's a fantasy setting.

They do it Kangaroo style. They control ovulation, put the fetus on pause, or reabsorb it at will.

Do dragonborn have humanlike dicks/vaginas or lizardy cloacae?

Elves have pouches?

Where are the pouches?

All elves are connected like tree roots. The roots are just very small and hard to see. If you kill the king elf all the other elves die off.

When a mommy elf and a daddy elf hold hands, a few days later a stork brings an elf baby.

The argonian maid was getting plugged in her cloaca... Ugh, it's even more vile than I thought.

Obviously human like genitalia. They have the BODY of a man and the SOUL of a Dragon. Besides, Dragons (Wyverns) in Skyrim technically have no gender.

I believe user was referencing Dragonborn as they are referred to in D&D, which is to say big scaly lizard people that can breathe fire/lightning/what have you, not the Dragonborn as they are known in The Elder Scrolls. Pic related.

Everyone knows that Dryads are planted by their "parents" who tend the nascent Dryad until they are developed enough to take a tree for themselves.

Everyone knows that Elves go into year long heat cycles.

Everyone knows how centaurs don't need to wipe their own asses.

Everyone knows humans are the most fertile of races.

Everyone knows Dwarves mate in the heat of the forge to give birth in a pool of molten iron.

Everyone knows Haflings are the best in bed.

No. Like Japanese Idols they also dont need to use the bathroom.
Its magic, I aint gonna explain shit.

Are Japanese idols all part of the Crimson Demon clan by any chance?

That's a gun. I have no idea why people keep posting that gun when they talk about elves. Yes, she has elf ears and that's it.

There's no way I'm going to be the first one to post Open the Floodgates, am I?

I guess I am.

They turn into rats.

/thread

Skavelves... It's worse than I thought.

not OP but I learned today..

fucking learned...

That's...horrifying.

If this was common knowledge our species would die out in a century.

Don't fight it, embrace it.

Humans menstruate because they're an imperfect thing.

Elves are not imperfectly formed, though are fallen from fey status.

Elves have sex often, and have effective contraceptives. One of many kinds of herb they cultivate in their enchanted gardens and groves.

Thats a grudgin'

>tfw even the weirdest, most specific fetishes don't phase you anymore after Chris-chan and those "delitizing" pictures


Is this what SAN loss feels like?

No. Purity is not ignorance, it is having seen the worst the world has to offer and rejecting it. You see this story here every time: people who used to fap to the weirdest tentacle rape semen inferno porn, only to realize that nothing beats vanilla.

But what if you like both happening at the same time?

You mean consentacles?

...

Funny coincidence, a friend of mine's Fantasy Setting has Elves(or at least one specific kind) be mice that have magically evolved to look like humans(Dwarves & Gnomes have undergone a similar process but are derived from Moles instead), but then he's put a lot of thought into how most of the various fantasy creatures have evolved in his setting(especially when it comes to Dragons and other magical serpents)

Yes, roll for tarantulas.

Pretty sure elves are almost exactly like humans in most fantasy settings. They have greater natural advantages but less sway over the grand narrative.

>or
Women go in heat during their cycle user

Rolled 1 (1d20)

sigh.

Considering a few biological and physical constraints i think they go into heat at specific short periods.

Now factor in that their gestation period is supposed to be 18 months and they are supposed to be longlived....


Thus i come to the conclusion that their stat-spread is completely retarded in most games.

They should be the +1Str +2 Con race.

>1
Prepare your anus

Nah,they reproduce via mitosis.

b-but i poop from there

Not right now.

How does spirits manifest in the corporeal world?