Are Dwarves Scottish

Are Dwarves Scottish

Aye, sometimes laddie.

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No...but it's fun and gratifying to act like they are.
Like how all pirates have that very specific English accent; it's part of the fun.

No, russian

I'm curious where the meme of the scottish brogued Dwarf came from

It certainly didn't start with the LOTR films.

Baldur's Gate game series

scottish vikings, because americans don't actually know what scandinavians sound like

How's Egyptian?

Dwarves are German: master-level craftsmanship, immaculate work ethic, love of beer, strict society, women, tendency to destroy the world with lava...

Oh this is great
>Great Dwarpharoah, let my people go!
>No, Gnomoses, it's your duty is to build the pyramid with us! It will be the biggest thing ever built, that's going to be awesome!

>all pirates have that very specific English accent
> Cornish accent, due to the portrayal of Long John Silver in Disney's Treasure Island. The actor was from there, and used his native accent
> It's historically accurate. Blackbeard was cornish.
> Pirates can also be scottish. See also: Alestorm.

Warcraft II had them as Scottish and came out years before BG. And I doubt that was the root of it, either.

TSR had a comic in the 1980s called The Sword of Alabron, and that had a Scottish dwarf.

They always seemed more Slavic than anything to me.
>Short vulgar mountain dwelling bearded drunkards who usually have dangerous self-destructive tendencies
>Live in socialist closed city states where every single one of them is expandable >Surrounded by machinery that is simultaneously expertly made yet always falling apart due to being centuries old and made out of cheap parts
>Only one poorly labeled lever away from annihilating the world outside

So your knowledge of Eastern Europe is through American stereotypes?

Canonically Jews. Just see what JRRT said on the subject.

No setting actually does that though

That's because game designers design retarded, boring and even cowardly settings.

Not that it's really my problem, getting a setting togethere is one of the best things in RPGS.

>Then the Sea Elves came and fucked everything up.

Any clasical fantasy piracy tabletops? Dwarven steamships getting raided by Human made Galleons filled with Orc Slavers.

No, my knowledge of Eastern Europe is through American video games.

Fuck Kate, Revenge > Deal

Deal thematically makes better sense in my opinion

Blackbeard was from Bristol and Robert Newton was from Dorset, you fool. Cornwall was never involved.

I read that in Katara's voice, then I got it.

Fuck him, he's already tried to kill me once.

Why were so many pirates from England

Possibly with Dimitri as the final boss & Roman dying leaving a greater impact. It's not like you have much incentive to date Kate, she doesn't give you discounts, remove wanted stars or even let you have some hot coffee. Even Michelle can be fucked.

Man o' War/Dreadfleet

Your Dwarves can be as scottish as you want them OP. Don't let no one tell you otherwise.

It was the single largest naval power on Earth, and most pirates were out-of-work former sailors.

It was the time their navy was getting an edge. Still, there are tons of french, spanish, dutch, whatever pirates al well.

>funnily enough best pirate ever was probably a chinese woman

>Why were so many pirates from England
How do you not know this?

Bros over hoes. Just look at what happened to pic related. He broke up with Ashley before GTA IV started, severing ties after TLAD & then Rockstar magiced them back together for GTA V which got him killed. It wasn't his bros who got him killed, it was a hoe.

The scottish accent for dwarves may have come from Lord of the Rings. No, not the actual books. The early radio and film adaptations. You need an accent different from the main characters, and a Scot is easiest to get when you are in England.

>tfw Egyptians thought Dwarves were holy beings
>tfw Egyptians had two gods who were Dwarves
>tfw there's almost no Egyptian fantasy dwarves

Feels Bes man.

I read once they're based off Yorkshiremen.

Dwarves are Scottish
Gnomes are Irish
Halflings are Welsh
Elves are.. German?

You could have Malaysian dwarves if you felt like it. You could have dwarves that didn't well correlate to any earthly culture.

Eleven language was based of Finnish and Welsh

>short
>belligerent
>often drunk
seems about right

Having women in society is distinctly german?

elves are bretonic
humans are anglo-saxon

I played a dwarf as a Russian gangster, had a lot of fun

I just realized this means the Spurdoes of fantasy are elves.

>Russian Gangster
Looking at the rest of this thread, I'm suddenly curious if the GTA Russian Mafiya is still existent.

>elves are bretonic
Did the TW WH Bretonnia update come out yet?

They're Yorkshiremen.

not those Bretons, the Celtic people of France are who i mean.

What about beach dwarves

Dwarves are Rumpelstiltskin.

while the concept of Dwarves in mythology came from SCANDINAVIA, Tolkien made their private language based off of Hebrew.

I just like to think dwarves are a race made up entirely of hairy, drunken tradies. No matter what background.

You seplt Squattish rong user

He was a douchebag who didn't know when to fold 'em. Everyone turned on him but a few people, and he just burned the clubhouse rather than accept that times were changing.
He got what he deserved.

Sport bikes > cruisers any day, though.

Maybe.

I use basque dwarves in my setting because they have a funny language.

By 'funny language' you mean 'sexy underwear', right?

Not really, I always imagined dwarves as a "going commando" kind of people

accent is pretty much the only trait, and that is mostly because for Americans, a scottish accent sounds archaic and barbaric and so it persists in films.

I read somewhere about a book series where Dwarves have mustaches made of mushrooms and have ant antennae to see. Those weren't Scottish I don't think.

Anyone know the name of that book, or if I'm just making this all up?

Sounds more like Bavaria.

>he just burned the clubhouse rather than accept that times were changing
I thought that was symbolizing that the times have changed & that the past is gone. He burns down the clubhouse to put it out of its misery. Johnny's probably the Lost member with the most sense besides Jim & Angus as he focuses more on illegal businesses than destruction.

Anyone?

Your thinking of Artemis Fowl.

Thanks user! I thought it started with an A, but I kept thinking it was called Alex something.