EMBRACE THE PRIMORDIAL TRUTH

Chaos thread. Get the heck out corpse god worshippers, out gods wear sunglasses and fuck hot girls

.....well of course "out" gods would do that.
They're outside!

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!
MAIM BURN KILL!!!
LET THE GALAXY BURNS!

Original adherents of Truth reporting in

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Nice blood ravens

would you mind if I borrow the idea?

Dis is da Gork club, roight? Da fat, green git said he woz Gork, so we came.

The "Weapon of Choice" for Emperor's Children should be a strapon.

>hurr durr EC are all about sex and rape

Fuck off retard

I think that's what he was aiming to do.

It shames me to see how the word bearers have been perverted. The gods are real, hell is real and while these truths are grotesque they must be told. The arrogance of Erebus and Kor Phaeron have led the legion astray in the ages since Terra

Only one way to fix that: Make up your own chaos lord that wants to "make Word Bearers great again" bruh

How is it you losers have had 10,000 years and you still haven't won, while we in the other universe have won twice over so far?
Get your acts together over there! It's embarrassing.

Chainstrapon for the Terminators

He makes a good point
now that Bobby G is back will the ecclesiarchy lose some of there power since I doubt Bobby will want people to worship his Dad?

Slaanesh best god.

Spread the love.

When Nurgle's not having a genocide party with Khorne, he's gifting daemon-STIs to Slaaneshis to share with the Imperium.

>getting ass raped by Sigmarines and Dwarf Balloons.

You blew up one world and now have a full blown invasion from a bunch of goody two mary sues.

Done fucked up.

Working on it.
Mostly due to severe chaotic incompetence.
Wouldn't be a shame if he fell in combat against the traitors and someone else had to get shit done?

Praise be to the Pinnacle of Perfection!

Well said.

Always remember to get your daily dose of forbidden knowledge.

>How's the Primarch?
>I am Alpharius.
>Sure you are...
Kek.

Did you think he meant swords when he said "perfect blade"?

>ass-raped by Sigmarines and Dwarves
Little did the enemies of chaos realise, this was all a ploy to get Slaanesh back in the Great Game.

How can the imperium even compete?

Rank and file cultist, reporting.

The recent Thousand Sons release tempts me greatly.
I wanna make a Tzeench army with the TS being heavily featured with it.

I feee--l thAtt Chaos iS takkki--ing mE oVVer! it isssss a- gOdd pain.