Which one Veeky Forums?

Which one Veeky Forums?

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an actual dragon

Neither. Monster girls are shit. But if you put a gun to my head and forced me to choose, then right.

Both must be exterminated.

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either, but right girl gets it first.

Let's play a game, I call it "Spot the pathfinder player".

left

Right.

This is the second time the thread has appeared.

I need more context. Who am I playing as? What is the setting? What is the two choices' history? What diseases exist in this world? What do I risk? What do I gain?

This ain't no minor choice. I stick it in someone, I'm married to them. So I need more context.

What is their personality? What have been their previous life choices? Do I have history with them? Do they have history with someone else?

All this and more. I need context.

Furries belong into the gas chamber

*Scalies

The one on the right would be a story to tell, but I mean, look at the girl on the left: she's practically begging for cock.

monstergirl>full furry/scalie any day

unless we're talking about lamia vs the snake ladies from xcom. then its gonna be a hard choice.

Depends on the snake

You are a scholar and a gentlemen and I would be honored should I ever have someone like you as a player in my group.

Because my players sure can't be fucking bothered to ask these questions which I totally have answers to.

You mean the kind that can switch between humanoid and dragon at will?

snake ladies from xcom
my nigga

Left
In her normal form

Damn right. I always believe this things need proper context, and the proper questions fix that up.

(I'd love to have you as a DM)

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Neither, yiff in hell

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Right needs to lose those breasts.

Well I am trying to put a new online group together. but how would we get in touch?

Next anime of the season: The Police Are Arresting Me, But She Was Sentient!

>vertebrates

pleb shit

This. fpbp.

But between those two, left has some comedic merit, right is never okay.

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Both and a bottle of the good red port, brought to my chambers in ten minutes.

>ywn roll a Plague Doctor
Feels bad

There's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear.
And, by the way, you fleshie-fags are plebeian.
>he doesn't want to get splinters from fucking a dryad
>he doesn't want to cum into his amoeba waifu
>he doesn't want to stick his dick into a black hole
>he doesn't want to split the atom with his dick
You silly fleshie-fags. I don't care if it's a female or a male, humanoid or not, dead, alive or beyond such basic classifications, if it's material, immaterial, spiritual or conceptual - I will stick my dick into it, or I will find another way to fuck it. If the hole is there - fuck it, if it isn't - make one.
Mea culpa. You can't hide behind your arbitrary sexual taboos forever. In dick we trust, and the dick unites us. Embrace your dick (no homo). Become one with the universe and fuck it, literally.

The one on the right. It's an actual dragon with humanoid features, not a human with stuff surgically attached on.

Well why not?

Would adventure with either, sex doesn't matter since neither of them would ever want me.

Better idea, why don't we get a written explanation on how the bloody hell Kobolds got popular and enough porn, but none of them are drawn post 3.5 tier, and none of the core D&D dragons have their own porn tags or porn for that matter?

I'm sorry, but It's amazin how this world HAS NO bara Orcus porn, Mil/Gilf Gold Dragon porn because you suck if you've never heard that Golden Dragons honey-soaked voice from Neverwinter Nights 1 and Klauths masterful "So bara I could ejaculate cigars and jockstraps and harnesses" Old Snarl.

Where is all the fucking lore-freindly D&D porn? Why isn't incase doing female Vampire Halflings, Halflings which are even cuter than the regular ones?

Why does everyone have such phenominal cosmic shit taste but me?

Why?

Why is there no Pit fiend porn? Why isn't there enough Erinyes porn? Why are all my tieflings post 4e Tiefling porn save for Planescape scotsbitch?

What the fuck are ya'll doin?

Both

The right one, every time.

Actual dragons are aesthetic but wouldn't be fun to fuck. Very low number of good sexual positions that would work, even minus issues in size difference.

The human body shape is best for sex, obviously, and anthro dragons are hot. Much better then the left poser shit.

Full blown dragons>Anthropomorphic dragons>Monster girls

>lizard with tits
>talks about posers

>Prefers human with dragon attachments
>Complains about posers
Go back to /d/

The one with the better personality.

>Doesn't realize that a species which grows intelligent enough to have complex language or society will need to have parent-child relationship that are more complex then leaving eggs around and hoping the insect-eating babies survive into adulthood
>Implying that the lizard-like races will not develop mammary gland like organs to help them feed and foster childcare
>Implying lizards don't already store tons of fat and since females need more fat it could just be a chest based fat-storage bump

The only pleb here is you.

>Implying the right isn't also a human with dragon attachments
user both are unimaginative garbage. The right one has tits, torso and arms that are pretty human, the leg shape as well except for the feet. Rather than looking like a humanoid dragon it looks like a green human wearing a mask.
Which is funny when you think about it. Furfags berate monster girl fags about cosplay while often idolizing what amount to humans wearing animal masks.

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>Sentient
You gon jail, fucker.
You wanted sapient. Dogs are sentient.

How do you explain that at least 90% of monstergirls are underage?

I need the artists name for the right picture for research purpose.


sauce me bros

They have an actual literal cult in that setting which is all about that.

Oh, wait, you meant in general.

Animals are both sentient and sapient. Stop spreading this bullshit meme around.

Innate polyform lolimode for lesser energy consumption/stealth.

> M' lady

The one on the right.

Full anthro or full humanoid. Or at most humanoid with a few minor traits added.

But a human body with 50% of the bodyparts replaced with dragon ones... really doesn't appeal to me. It just seems kinda weird.

Anthros are more a complete being that makes more sense to me, don't like my characters looking like they're put together from parts from two random model kits mixed together by accident.

Only exception are traditional half n' half races like lamia, centaurs and merfolk.

>90% of monstergirls are underage
Source?

>animalia kingdom
ISHYGDDT

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

Have you SEEN anime?

I like to think that some lizardfolk bloodlines have breasts, others don't.

My general explanation for lizardfolk is that they were artificially created by dragons in ancient times by taking humanoids and transforming them through selective breeding and induced mutation into various races to serve as servant castes.

Dragonborn for big burly frontline warriors, lizardfolk for general laborers and merchants, kobolds as efficient little miners and tinkerers, but eventually the empire broke down and the various races spread out and did their own thing.

Some of them have some vestigal traits from their long forgotten humanoid lineage, others don't.

>When they pick a Lamia over the Marrilith
>When people pick the Marrilith over the omniponent Marrilith/Medusa crossbreed
>When they don't add in tentacle whisker sucking for the Gold dragons
>When the Red Dragons aren't doign kinky bisexual shit
>When the Black draongs aren't the yandere corrosive breath shit-eating self-depressive maniac swamp-shitters they are
>When the Blue Dragons aren't man-eating cougars made of a level of THICC only possible in the middle east as with that canon dragon GILF from 3.5

eveyone has shit taste but me.

This post accurately sums up my opinions on the matter. Here's our you make a monstergirl:
>Take any picture of a dragon that is standing on two legs.
>Photoshop out the torso, legs from the knee up, arms from the elbow up, and the head but leaving the horns.
>Take any mostly nude anime girl image that matches the pose. Bonus points if it's underage.
>Stack it under the dragon layer
>Add a few scales here and there
Congratulations. You just made a monstergirl.

But in anime 90% off all the girls are underage.

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Second one, assuming a full dragon is not available

But I'm unadulterated cancer so take my opinion with a grain of salt.

Shalinka.

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Use google image search next time.

Yeah because "dark souls dragon form" as a search result is soo fucking helpfull.

I like pretty human girls.
I like pretty dragon girls.

I like chocolate cake.
I like barbecue ribs.

I'm quite capable of liking many different and wildly varied things but that doesn't mean I like any of those things mixed together.

Where's the tail gone?!

I'd make a ton of the left with the one on the right

reverse image search takes you right to it

>Full anthro
So you basically want a human :^)

user, you're literally describing the right as well.

What does that have to do with anything? All I'm saying is that faggot saying monstergirls are uncreative or just cosplay or too human while not saying the same for the general style of the right don't really take a look at the picture.

Human with an animal mask is just as bad as human with animal traits. Both don't really take in to account the animal's biology.

>organisms that aren't 98% gaseous

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A dragon polymorphed into a THICC woman.

>What does that have to do with anything?
He's just being a normalfag, underage anime girls are the best.

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If either of those wanted me I wouldn't get much of a say in the matter, would I? Same if the answer is .

>being a furry

Monstergirls for life

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don't be such a pole in the mud

If you fuck the right do you get the left?

Wait. So you're saying that the person who gets a skin tight bodysuit on, spends a fuckton of money on expensive makeup and fantasy modeling to replicate dragon skin, get working and realistic looking dragon parts, and can pull off the body type is less creative than the bar whore wearing cat ear headbands, a dog collar, and a butt plug cat tail?

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Doesn't /pfg/ have an autistic shitposter who keeps trying to get the general banned by posting furry shit

You can have anything down to "fine too" as a party member, but love interests - eh. Between "human" and the first entry in "fire up the furnaces" is where I'm comfortable. Second entry and further, nah.

Yes.

Possibly.

Anime just makes everybody underage normal humans demons dragons angels furries scalies monstergirls...

It's widely agreed that 10% is the cut-off point for furry/scaley. 45% is way too deep into scaleytown.

This feathered snake is a shotacon.

Yes, and?

Yes. Thats what makes them good.

Human+monster>just a monster

>1 search of google
>uses different search engine

You havin' a laff m8?

The furry is a much bigger faggot for sure

>Fine too
Nice

As a man greater than myself put it - the appeal of monstergirl is that the monster is no the outside.

Its like you are in denial in porn form. You WANT to fuck a dragon but you don't want to fuck an actual dragon so you take a animu chick and glue on dragon parts.

Just a monster > Anthro monster > Monstergirl

Fuck you

Who the fuck is talking about cosplayers?

God damn furries and scalies are mentally retarded

This cat is pretty fine.

It's not about having not having fun t b h
I don't care if people like either but I do get a kick out of people saying that the right is "going all the way". Going all the way would be a dragon, not some bigly anthropomiphized dragon like both pictures in the OP. In reality both are uncreative fapbait. If you like it, fine, but don't go around pretending you're the hot shit family

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