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Bas Rutten. The perfect combination of charisma and bloodlust.

I'm seconding Danny Devito and offering Chris Pratt.

Well just say forgotten realms...post spellplague

Vin Diesel or John Goodman

I'd like to see Chris Pratt as the barbarian, with a similar personality to his Parks and Rec role.

I feel like Fassbender is a caster of some kind.

He's had plenty of time to practice magic gesturing poses as Magneato.

Oh. Then uh...

Ray liotta. Because I'm not gonna want to see it.

Forrest Gump

What setting?

Any case, Arnold because that's funny to me.

Seconded, Fassbender is a warlock or a sorcerer.

Michealous Keaton

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I can't believe how many people fucked up above not saying the best god damn answer.

Ron Perlman would be a fantastic paladin.

First thing that came to mind was George Clooney but Idk t b h

You're a faggot.

Sean Bean, since you know the fucking paladin is going to die a dramatic sacrificial death anyway

He just wants to be pyuuuuure

James Franco as a surprise Anti-Paladin.

have you seen Hand of God? its pretty much a modern Paladin on heroin

Peter Serafinowicz

Whichever actor is best at falling.

Terry Crews.

>SMITING WITH 100% HOLY POOOOWWEERRRRRRR

I know someone who can do anti-paladin, but I can't spell his name.

youtube.com/watch?v=rxcTDoE_Kbg

play a paladin huh?
I wanna say Arnold Schwarzenegger now that hes going on in age. Hes got the older more refined look to him than when he played conan, and he would look pretty good in full plate with a board and sword. very militaristic and hard edged for a paladin.

Actually i have a better question, who should play goblin slayer?

I'm seconding all of these.

Good call. Looks like he belongs on the cover of a power metal album.

I imagine Perlman being a fighter

Vin Diesel makes a better inquisitor/witch hunter.

Nathan Fielder

Morgan Freeman, as a half-elf who's getting too damn old for this shit.

Nathan Fillion

He'd be pretty good I think. Too bad his career includes seasons 3 and 4 of Arrow and Michael Bay's TMNT

Barbarian - Dave Bautista
Bard - Tom Hiddleston
Cleric - Jeremy Irons
Druid - Michael Cera
Fighter - Tom Cruise
Monk - ???
Paladin - Clint Eastwood
Ranger - Keanu Reeves
Rogue - Chris Pratt
Sorcerer - Michael Fassbender
Warlock - Simon Pegg (made pact by accident)
Wizard - Benderlick Clumberscrunch

rate em

Summer glau for monk (nun?)

>Barbarian - Dave Bautista
5/10 not bad but not great
>Bard - Tom Hiddleston
7/10 definitely has the charisma for it
>Cleric - Jeremy Irons
Not sure how to rate this one. I like Jeremy Irons but I never imagined him as a cleric
>Druid - Michael Cera
Why?
>Fighter - Tom Cruise
6/10 I could see it
>Monk - ???
>Paladin - Clint Eastwood
6/10 I see him more as a grizzled fighter than paladin
>Ranger - Keanu Reeves
8/10 I could fuck with it
>Rogue - Chris Pratt
7/10 I could see Pratt being the party shit bag
>Sorcerer - Michael Fassbender
9/10 I l could behind this one
>Warlock - Simon Pegg (made pact by accident)
7/10 I'm interested in that one don't know how it'd turn out
>Wizard - Benderlick Clumberscrunch
6/10 Already saw him as a wizard

Whoever voiced aquaman in batman: brave and the bold

Jon DiMaggio? The same dude who voiced Bender,Jake the Dog and the Joker?

Isn't the dude a bit too fat to play a paladin

Nah, I like my pallys pudgy and good-natured.

Barbarian - Gerard Butler

>Cera
>Why?
I've never seen a druid that wasn't an awkward loner trying to fit in with city folk.

>Fighter
Matt Damon. Don't know why I didn't think of this. Solid action, decent range.

>Paladin
Chris Evans? He's got the good-two-shoes shtick down.

>Wizard
This really depends. If the Wizard's just going to be brilliant and old, I'd go with Tom Hanks. If he's supposed to be autisically brilliant, I don't know. Ben Affleck did a good job with a similar character in The Accountant. Affleck as wizard and Hanks as cleric?

>Affleck Wizard
>Damon Fighter
>They do nothing but bitch and moan at each other
>biggest bros of the party
I can fuck with it

Better question for a D&D movie what party composition would you want to see?

>Human fighter
>Elf Ranger
>Dwarf cleric
>Human wizard
>halfling barbarian

>Damon's the straight man
>decent common sense, fairly average
>infuriated by Affleck's autism but he's patient with him anyway
>constantly explaining idioms and social cues
>becomes an older brother type mentor while beating the fuck out of anyone who talks shit about the wizard

Party of 5?

>Half-Elf Bard - Tom Hiddleston
>Human Fighter - Matt Damon
>Dwarf Cleric - Tom Hanks
>Elf Ranger - Keanu Reeves
>Human rogue - Chris Pratt

If we're going classic:

>Fighter - Damon
>Cleric - Hanks
>Thief - Pratt
>Dwarf - Dave Bautista
>Elf - Keanu
>Halfling - Josh Brolin
>Magic User - Michael Fassbender

>Autistic Affleck just thinks everyone else is stupid for following social ques
>thinks Damon is patronizing him trying to explain it to him
>monster hurts Damon
>Affleck casts firestorm for hurting his firend

>Damon hates insubordination
>Damon is impatient with everyone
>Damon could not give less of a fuck about physically removing anyone he considers an obstacle to the party
>fuck doors
>kick that shit in
>fuck interrogation
>beat him bloody, he'll talk
>fuck obstructive guards I'll burn this entire town if you fuck with me
>but Pelor help him he'll stay up all night making sure that Affleck knows that the barmaid didn't mean to talk to him like that and that everything's going to be okay
>he explains to Affleck how to shake hands and make eye contact
>he practices small talk with him
>he laughs at his jokes, even though they're really not funny
>he does this every day
>he never complains

Switch out Fassbender for Affleck and we're golden.

> Monk
> ???
> not Jackie Chan

I was just rating that dude's list but Jackie would be a solid choice along with Donnie Yen

Keanu Reeves
John Wick is already basically GS for Russians

Jackie Chan would be Acrobat. Old school D&D style.

nah
theres something about his face that makes him look like a pussy, at least in that picture

An afroamerican one, Hollywood needs more diversity.

Who would you want the BBEG of a D&D movie?

A Hobgoblin captain?
Evil Wizard?
Mindflayer?
Dragon?
Beholder?
Terrasque?

Jackie Chan's pretty good at epitomizing the Open Hand-style monk, ie. everything you can pick up (and many things you can't) is a weapon.

Ah, so Idris Elba or Will Smith then.

He is first and foremost and acrobat, not a martial artist. His acrobatic training is what led him to choreographed martial arts scenes, not the other way around.

A hobgoblin captain who became an evil wizard who gets his mind eaten by a flayer, whom he comes to dominate by sheer force of will when his mind is consumed. At the climax, he turns into a dragon, then the Tarrasque as his second form.

He has a pet Beholder.

Don Cheadle?

Yeah, he would sass the paladin and cleric characters.

>not Denzel Washington
He literally played a post apocalyptic paladin in Book of Eli and it was a brilliant performance. Reckon he could do a good job playing a classic paladin too.

I would a D&D movie to showcase how shitty a first adventure is. Group of heroes need stop either bandits,kobolds or goblins.

Jeremy Irons as a wizard
Ron Perlman as his muscle
Benedict Cuminmysnatch as the dragon

Boom. Perfect movie

>Monk - ???
Tony Ya

Does it have to be a half-orc? Some kind of negroe then

Hitler dubs don't lie. Gibson as a Paladin would be pretty bad ass.

For a mix of humour and wisdom from older actors. Less action, more acting.

Rogue: Robert Downey Jr. (think of his Sherlock Holmes)
Cleric: Morgan Freeman
Monk: Jackie Chan

Story begins with them investigating the explosion of a tavern. The tavern owner owed money to Rob, the barmaid was a cousin of Jackie, and Morgan is the retired cleric of the town who is very protective of his people. Each uses their own experiences and perspectives to reveal crucial information about the explosion, but also themselves. Turns out that the cause of the explosion was a dumbass who snapped a wand of probably fireballs in half. A critically injured patron, after a whopping healing spell from Morgan, confirms the theory. However, the trio have since discovered that they were all present at a battle some 30 years ago that their kingdom lost and was thus annexed to Asshole Kingdom. Few people survived it, not much is known about the battle, so they sit down to share their parts. Rob was a scout, Morgan was a medic, and Jackie was a courier. They realise that there was something shady going on and decide to investigate. Long story short, they reveal that a high ranking noble sabotaged the war as well as the battle, in return for governorship of the kingdom's territory within the larger Empire. They argue about whether or not they should act on this information, considering that the man in question has died a few years ago, and his son is pretty okay, if nothing extraordinary. They decide to infiltrate the heir's household to see what the kid is like as a person and work from there. Turns out the kid thinks his dad was awesome and tries to emulate him. As the trio earned his trust, they reveal the proof they have gathered on his dad, and convince him to be a better man. The kid, after much drama, heeds their advice and bids them to stay with him as his agents, advisors, friends, and dads.

In the end it's about what you do with the opportunities karma presents you.

owen wilson

Kek

Jaun Claude van dam for monk

>barbarian: the Rock
>bard: Nathan Fillion
>cleric: Paul Bettany
>druid: Eva Green
>fighter: Antje Traue
>monk: Keanu Reeves
>paladin: Lance Reddick or Idris Elba
>ranger: Russell Crowe
>rogue: Walton Goggins
>sorcerer: Marion Cotillard
>warlock: Mads Mikkelsen
>wizard: Jeff Bridges
>BBEG lich: John Malkovich
>dragon: Helena Bonham Carter

I want this but in reverse order.

Huh?

The the order of the actors reversed. Like this.

>barbarian: Helena Bonham Carter
>bard: John Malkovich
>cleric: Jeff Bridges
>druid: Mads Mikkelsen
>fighter: Marion Cotillard
>monk: Walton Goggins
>paladin: Russell Crowe
>ranger: Lance Reddick or Idris Elba
>rogue: Keanu Reeves
>sorcerer: Antje Traue
>warlock: Eva Green
>wizard: Paul Bettany
>BBEG lich: Nathan Fillion
>dragon: the Rock

Perfect

actually almost all of those still work perfectly.

Matt Frewer

Emma Watson

Fuck no.

>I'm a paladin of Zathor
>Who?
>Zathor, man.

Charlize Theron.

no, Danny would be the Dwarven Cleric.

Christopher Lee

I get it

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Mark Worden, the only man to actually play a D&D paladin in a movie.

I'd like to see Liam Neeson as an older aging paladin.