GM railroads your party into a safari

>GM railroads your party into a safari
>complete with extremely british guide

Is it a dinosaur safari? This is important.

It's a lynel Safari.

why this bitch has hairy eyes

Artistic liberty son.

Because she's a terrible character in a manga filled with wasted potential.

anime was a mistake

I'd adore it, honestly.
Especially if we were agents of the setting's equivalent of the East India Company.
I enjoy a touch of imperialism on occasion

MC is still cute though, even if she's actually a middle-aged male office worker.

>extremely british guide
>not teenaged local pressed into service by his colonial overlords

This isn't a proper safari in the slightest.

Fuck you and everything you stand for, GM, I am not going on a Lynel Safari.

>on occasion
you are weak, all imperial, all the time, crush your enemies under your boot, invade their lands and take their tea and opium

If only I could. Alas, that's what I have Victoria 2 and Total War for.
Speaking of all this, what is a good system/setting for some imperialism, like we did back in the good old days?

That's because he wants the players to take it over.

oh cock that's the wrong map.
Oh well.

This.

>>GM railroads your party into a safari
>>complete with extremely British guide

>Jesus railroads your life into a safari
>and by a safari I mean you can see all the religions that are going to hell
Jon 3:15-16 FOr god so loved the world that HE send his only forgotten son so that not to die for us but to redeem our sins.

Now that I would play!

Honestly I'd be perfectly okay with this as long as I'm playing an equally British Gunslinger.

what anime is this?

Boku no Pico

I'd be fine with it as long as the GM told us ahead of time.

stale, try some something fresher

Traps are fresher than middle-aged salarymen.

They ruined the design in the adaptation.

I would just homebrew up a d100 system, a rollunder with seven or eight attributes, two dozen or so skills and then get period-accurate weaponry and environments to stat.

As far as imperialistic settings, i would go with the classic mid 1800s indian/arabian/african getaway for wealthy white folks, possibly going horrifically wrong when the natives get involved in internicine tribal warfare or start summoning shoggoths. Either that, or a merchant princeling/trade company game dealing with setting up your own Spice Island.

The most imperial game i've ever actually participated in was a Star Wars game as a stormtrooper unit dealing with a pacification campaign against a planet led by a jedi. He escaped order 66 and went back to his home planet, trained sixteen force-sensitives to basic proficiency and led his people against the empire. Problem was, they were four-foot-tall dwarfy types who also were about four feet wide at the shoulders, could toss a spear through armour and they dug in underground where they could beat your face in with a rock. We eventually killed the jedi leader by delivering a tactical Vader to his base, but it took five months of real time to get to that point.

Boku no Pico Academy?

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This would be awesome anime

> Traps are fresher than middle-aged salarymen.
>implying

Jurassic Park

>Steve Irwin
Someone, quickly post that screencap! You know the one!

>British

Time to kill the English.

t. Scotsman

t. no true Scotsman

T buttmad irish

>potential
hah

Are we hunting a piece of the great international Christmas pudding?

He wouldn't let you kill any of the animals though.

Not necessarily a bad thing. But if he sees you abusing or hurting animals not even the dugongs will want to help you.

Go back to bed Miyazaki

>Because she's a terrible character in a manga filled with wasted potential.
>manga filled with wasted potential
>manga

user is just confused because it's so rare for an LN to have any potential to waste.

How do I play a British explorer except as a Ranger?

This series?

>even the SLOIGHTest sound
Errytime

what is the source on this, google and yandex give me nothing

Should post this image if you're going to post that one. All of Tanya's problems are that she overthinks everything.

Come on now

It was a good thread

Don't seem to have the Orc one (he called him Bruce iirc) though

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what about middle aged japanese history teachers that are also traps in their spare time?

he was chinese, iirc

We better be finding the entire periodic table of Dragons.

You know what, fuck it, open your mouth and say "Aaaaaaah~".

>enabling retards

I won't justify my actions, I'm in a good mood. THat said, picrelated.

>A safari with Tanya
Are we hunting illegal immigrants?

derail the campaign by building the Cape to Cairo

The character on the foreground is Tanya Degurechaff (sp), from Youjo Senki

The soon to be skinned animal in the background is some dumb animal from kemono friends