Yo, Veeky Forums, I need your best racial slurs for those fucking elves and dwarves and halflings and orcs and whatever else you can think of.
Elves: Knife-ears, tree fuckers
Dwarves: dirt lickers, rockbiters
Halflings: anklebiters
I need a better list for these.
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"Gracious garden decoration" has been known to send dwarves into a murderous frenzy.
>Elves: Treeniggers
>Dwarves: Caveniggers
>Halfings: Hillniggers
Goddamn, that's a good one.
Gnomes will probably feel its sting too.
That pic hurts me.
Anyway, Shadowrun has a few good ones, albeit not universal for fantasy settings. "Halfer" for dwarves, "dandelion eater" and "keeb" (from Keebler) for elves, "trog" (from troglodyte) for orcs and trolls, etc..
Just replying because that image fucking kills me on the inside.
Do people actually see this and go "yeah, this makes sense"?
It was posted unironically in /x/, which is where I pulled it from.
They're a special bunch over there.
Stupid people, yeah. Some people just can't handle the thought of a sphere.
That one is most likely an ebin trole pic, but there's people that believe that, yes.
There's worse, too.
Shitlicker, cunty-stunty,mudboy, cave rat, rock-for-brains
did those niggers not go through third grade science. what the fuck
I can't believe the anthropomorphic abstraction of our board used to date the anthropomorphic abstraction of their board.
Sure hope the hypothetical sex was theoretically great.
A lot of them are homeschooled, christian, or both. Special the whole lot.
Check out armored skeptic's shit with flat earthers, it's pretty good.
Dorcs
Racial slurs against goblins?
If you can't tell that that picture is a joke, you shouldn't be the first to throw stones about stupidity.
It's literally on the level of every other flat earth proof, there's no evidence present that it is a joke.
Flat Earthers really are that stupid.
A bunch of retards. If the earth is flat then how come I can fly in a straight line from Australia to South Africa?
Flat/Cone Earthers on /x/ are just the "elf slave, wat do" equivalent over there. Think of both types of poster as a mutually shared communicative disease that manifests in different ways.
>"go fuck yourself science"
>not clearly an indicator of a facetious tone
>implying there aren't people IRL that honestly, unironically believe this
The earth isn't flat. It's Planar. you should have already realized this by knowing Red shift, Evolution and the Big bang is horseshit.
On that note, by planar, I mean, flat, but dome shaped but weirder on the inside.
It wouldn't be the first time I've heard that sentiment expressed without irony.
Elves: Pansy, pixie sniffer, moss licker, berry fondler.
Dwarf: Stunty, [mu]shroom sucker, furball, ale jockeys.
Halfling: Pie fuckers, farm chimps, feast gremlins.
These are great.
"Mushroom" by itself might work for dwarves, too.
Look at that hairless monkey thinking he can make up insults that would affect the fairfolk, thousands of years older, wiser, better in every single aspect of life.
Do you get insulted if a baby spits on you, or do you just laugh and ignore it?
we were still lively at the time. Since then, /b/ colonized /x/, and most of our big sources of OC left as a result of the numerous times that the mods fucked things up.
never underestimate another person's ability for stupidity.
>if the earth was round and gravity was in the centre walking in a straight line would result in the person floating off into space
>mfw TES setting has the best fantasy insults
N'wah, fetcher, swit, milk drinker.
Truly madam, you have the patience of a saint.
Orcs: Tuskies, humpbacks, pigfaces, pig fuckers, boar botherers, slop eaters.
>Elves: Treeniggers
>Dwarves: Diggerniggers
>Gnomes: Yardniggers
>Gnolls: Laughingniggers
>Kobolds: Lizardniggers
>Orcs: Gigga niggas
>Goblins: Niglets
>Halfings: Hobbits
It doesn't really make sense for halflings to call themselves halflings, it sounds more like an insult to dwarves
>Drow: Niggers
Drow: "Spuggers"
Dwarves: ankle beardos
Halflings: ankle bites
Orcs: kankles
Elves: ankle grabbers
>diggerniggers
Racism is never ok.
>If the earth is flat then how come I can fly in a straight line from Australia to South Africa?
I... even if the Earth were flat, you could still do that...
Dwarves: Antique mining equipment
Not a racial slur, but "How's the view down there?" is a fun thing to ask dwarves and the like.
You double nigger.