If I were to play a character that is specifically asian, I'd probably have to make them a FOOOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR.
Andrew Morris
By throwing the character sheet in the trash and starting over with a western character.
Caleb Wright
Gotta get back, back to the East.
Brandon Cruz
WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD
John Gray
What's the verdict on Ironfang Invasion going by the Player's Guide?
Elijah Mitchell
user... He lost the sword.
Joseph Perez
Oh shit didn't know that was up, going to get it right now.
Cameron Walker
fuck
Eli Thomas
STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE--
--shit.
Blake Phillips
It ain't fuckin' Tia hobs. Wgaf? Big oppurtunity lost there.
Parker Gomez
In a warsaw-pact way.
Dylan Bailey
I will be running a Spheres of Might playtest game once the full playtest is released soon. Since N. Jolly would prefer "mid-range" optimization rather than high-end optimization, I have implemented some measures and restrictions to better enforce such a power level for characters.
Of note is that the schedule has opened up. In UTC+0, these are the available time frames:
• Sundays: 11:00 P.M. to 11:59 P.M. • Mondays: 12:00 A.M. to 11:00 A.M.; then 11:00 P.M. to 11:59 P.M. • Tuesdays: 12:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M.; then 11:00 P.M. to 11:59 P.M. • Wednesdays: 12:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M; then 11:00 P.M. to 11:59 P.M. • Thursdays: 12:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M.; then 11:00 P.M. to 11:59 P.M. • Fridays: 6:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M.
Additionally, I have opened up a thread in the Roll20 listing for general interest.
Jack Ward
It's also made by the same person that gave us Wrath of the Righteous, Book 1.
Which explains why the cover looks like a Player's Guide for a Sargavan campaign more than a Nirmathan one.
Jack Reed
Bizarro world time
Puella isnt a lewd game, just Berserk with monstergirls.
WHATS YOUR APP
Liam Sullivan
It's all too likely I wouldn't.
Unless they're A MONGOL.
Leo Turner
No change.
Levi Scott
But your art has visible labia and nipples!
Jason Moore
... have to check, those times are cutting it close if UTC...
Aaron Baker
>Berserk >Not lewd
Ayden Ward
...
William Wright
Stupid sexy lesbians.
Tyler Wilson
Fair enough. This one or the one on the app, then.
Nicholas Evans
Literally the exact same thing, though possibly with a male character instead.
Jacob Ward
You should be dead my dude.
Lucas Brown
She isn't a lesbian!
Xavier Williams
I'm playing a campaign where my character was set up as a member of a race that was being hunted down by paladins. We're like 17 sessions in and we still haven't had a encounter with any of them.
Lucas Perez
What do you feel like wyvarans should look like?
What about kobolds?
Carter Cooper
...
Asher Jackson
What is your character afraid of, /pfg/? Is it a particular kind of creature? A place? Something more personal or abstract?
Joshua Stewart
Man, these traits are all really cool. Happy to see that they've avoided mass combat. Tons of detail to work with here, fantastic player guide even for recent years.
Now to see if the actual book is shit.
Sebastian Anderson
I really like your character, she's a tough bitch and a badass with huge soft potential!
Nolan Young
>still have to be a fuccboi Still won't playtest
Gabriel Rogers
She will be
Logan Turner
>not getting jealous about all those other monsters paladins are giving their attention to >not hunting down paladins to force them to confront you
>have to log into paizuri account to acess players guide >forgot password >try to reset >no fucking email >it's been thirty minutes Fuck, can I get a tl;dr on traits or something?
John Thompson
Kobolds are ugly little lizard things and Wyvarans are oversized kobolds.
Lucas Robinson
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Gabriel Morgan
Only one correct answer.
Luis Davis
He's afraid of silver, people discovering his identity, and being eaten.
Sebastian Martinez
The complete annihilation of his culture and everything he has ever known being destroyed.
Josiah Nguyen
1/2
Charles Cook
So is Mystic Assault actually playable? I was thinking of making an archer-caster of some sort.
Jaxon Myers
He's afraid of losing his loved ones!
Robert Peterson
please define playable
Alexander Foster
>wyvarans a mistake >Kobolds like runty dragons with long tails and bony facial features. virtually no sexual dimorphism save for females have slightly wider hips
Jayden Sullivan
>being rendered powerless >the inevitability of his life love falling into the arms of someone else. >what he's going to do with himself afterwards
Camden Scott
2/2
Samuel Gonzalez
SH@ THA R@
Joseph Lee
Dying without ensuring a legacy Failure
Jace Fisher
Just because you go for monster and futa dick doesn't mean you aren't a dude playing a lesbian.
Kayden Garcia
>The aesthetic under which I GM places a heavy emphasis on cute anime girls, as well as cute and effeminate anime boys. To that end, you can safely expect all humanoid-shaped NPCs to be cute anime girls and cute and effeminate anime boys, and for many monsters to take on the appearances of cute anime monstergirls and cute and effeminate anime monsterboys. I would like for all players to create PCs who are, in fact, cute anime girls or cute and effeminate anime boys.
>To be clear, "cute anime girls" and "cute and effeminate anime boys" do not necessarily mean characters who are in their race's equivalent of 14 or less years. They can certainly include characters in their race's equivalent of 15 or more years, possibly even buxom anime girls.
>Expect many a shamelessly anachronistic aesthetic in terms of clothing and architecture.
Carson Sanchez
Thanks dude.
Logan Myers
Man, 2hu should just kill himself already.
Cooper Watson
Worth a feat for a mid-caster?
Ryder Green
Fuck those fucks fucked it up. Where the fuck is my Tian love?
Angel Lewis
What do you mean?
Grayson Reyes
You're a disgrace.
Not even actual dogbolds, but just weeb 'human with dog ears'.
0/10, apply yourself.
Isaac Cox
>I would like for all players to create PCs who are, in fact, cute anime girls or cute and effeminate anime boys.
Who fucking talks like this
Eli Reyes
The hobgoblins in the new AP. So easily could have been cool.
Isaiah Lopez
Weeb aside, it was only around 3E that they became lizards, right?
Ayden Edwards
If you take the follow up and the energy blade destruction talent its pretty solid, its like being a Magus if you're a ranged char cause rapid shot.
its also got utility beyond that but i'd argue without rapid shot its garbage
Luke Myers
Yeah, Kaoling's great and all, but how the fuck could they have gotten all the way to Nirmathas, and more to the point, why would they bother when they've got more juicy targets right nearby?
Austin Fisher
someone with actual autism
Elijah Diaz
We knew from the start that they weren't Tian hobbus, it takes place in Nirmathas.
Camden Flores
>Tian's >in Nirmathas >Where there's not eve a direct route to or from Tian Xia into the place Unless your character has a REALLY DAMN GOOD reason for being all the way out of the way in such a foreign land, and you can actually play said character and motivation well, you probably shouldn't be playing as a Tian.
Go back to your home nation, kill the Hobs there
Ryan Perry
No. They were always scaly little faggots, it's just that the Jap translator read "dog-like head" as "head of a dog".
Jeremiah Davis
But user, what if he don't want no trouble?
Michael Robinson
Nah dude, they needed to focus on a fabricated enemy in a place that already has in-setting foe potential because nobody wants to play as slant-eyes gooks in their liberal fantasy power hour!
Camden Bell
They were described as having 'doglike' faces, but were ugly goblin-like bastards. They were never actually dogpeople at all.
Henry Ward
They weren't "lizards" in that they weren't anthro, but they were always scaled mutant goblin things with muzzles. Japs read the muzzle bit, and went one way with it, while westerners doubled down on the scales.
Before D&D though, they were just germanic sprites no different than goblins or gnomes
Juan Smith
Well, the traits actually look pretty good. In particular, most of them are useful for both martials and spellcasters, and since there's a fairly wide set of them, the ones that have a specific history aren't as annoying as in other APs.
Austin Collins
But user, are you saying a Tien does not have a right to be in Nirmathas?
What, are you going to say they shouldn't have Mwangi either, or half-Orcs shouldn't be in LotLK?
Dylan Kelly
Don't push me cuz I'm close to the edge.
Fucking lawful orcs. Shit. Pure shit. Fuck all that noise. We finally had a chance to make hobs interesting.
Robert Ross
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Christian Mitchell
He has as much right to be there as the player making the character has the actual effort and skill to give him a proper and sensible reason to be there.
Now shoo, your bait is stale
Ryan Wright
Again, nobody wants to play in Tian Xia because that's a filthy xenophobic land of shitlords where everyone are Chinese and they can't give a reasonable reason to include Dwarves or Tieflings!
Henry Cooper
>tieflings Fiends are everywhere my nigga. If there are people there, there can be tieflings.
Wyatt Lee
>implying that Chinese people are better at not fucking demons than the rest of us
Nathan Cooper
The same.
Owen Scott
Oh boy
Lucas Ramirez
>you get tieflings from sex Nice meme.
Benjamin Brooks
Tieflings are literally defined as "humanoids with fiendish ancestry".
Where do you think ancestry comes from?
Zachary Diaz
Point is there's a reason exactly one campaign has Tian Xia in it and it's a goddamn case of Mighty Whitey, Paizo hates Asians because they don't fit their carefully constructed narrative.
Joseph Thomas
Try not to lose your head.
Jason Green
Oniblood and whatever..some midget fucking retards. How about all them eastern archetypes people keep trying to shoehorn in cuz there ain't a proper origin for them?
Christopher King
Tieflings can be the result of a fiendish deal or just general magical fuckery. You don't necessarily have to be genetically related to a fiend to be one.
Fiend shit is like magical agent orange or some shit.
Parker Garcia
But demon fucking is better.
Ian Green
*Butt demon-fucking FTFY
Carter Price
And there isn't a proper origin because Paizo just sorta threw them in there because fuck it.
Kayden Rogers
AHAHA NODACHIS ON EVERYONE
Joseph Cox
My point exactly. Who the fuck wants to play kensai, samurai, ninja or kunoichi withoit hopping thru backstory hoops.
Hudson Stewart
Literally the same.
Carter Rivera
>Not naginata
Sebastian Garcia
>implying those things NEED to be eastern to work
Kensai is just an unarmored magus Samurai is just a dude on a horse who's hard as fuck instead of being teamwork oriented Ninja/Kunoichi, you're a rouge who learned how to tap into Ki manipulation powers.
William Ward
>How do you play Eastern characters in Pathfinder? In a cool way? A cute way?
Former Amanandar militia member imprisoned for some serious crime like offing some loser, gets out and goes full-mercenary thug with caravans and shit to wind up wherever he or she has to wind up for the campaign.
>Cool It's a Magus
>Cute It's a 15 year old girl
Joshua Martinez
user, stop culturally appropriating their classes.