Pathfinder General /pfg/

Best spells for a level 1 wizard that won't end the encounter like color spray?

fuck off OC-fags

Character-posting is cancer and needs to stop.

Incident at Absalom Station*

This, we already discussed a few threads ago how obsession with PCs is what ruined the General.

Wow bro who fucking urinated in your corn flakes this morning?

>talking about RPG characters in an RPG general is cancer
are you still mad you didn't get into dragongame or something

I want to play a middle-aged human engineer with a hot blonde scientist girlfriend!

>Starfinder

What? I'm getting pop-ups on the PFSRD saying StarJAMMER has already been released, and if I pay $60 I can get all the books!

Grease.

so if we dont talk about roleplaying...
what do we talk about

Nations, APs, mechanics, character design, NPCs, the list goes on and on!

The original murder-hobo

The show literally starts with her obliterating a bunch of bandits, taking their treasure for herself

And then the rest of the bandits ASK HER TO JOIN THEM, until she's uh .. 'saved', by big dumb martial Gourry who she thinks is hot, but he just thinks she's a kid after getting a good look at her. And then he laments that she's not a babe and has a flat chest.

And then they go off to murderhobo their way across the land. Godbless.

Slayers should be required Veeky Forums viewing.

Man, my alchemist would have been a hell of an uncle. I'd even get a cousin out of the deal, assuming he could still manage to make a homunculus

I'm doing this to give some free porn to /pfg/ not to make my character stick or what have you.

Star jammer is 3rd party shit. Starfinder is the official Paulo product to be released this summer at gencon.

See: Bitch I'm RoryAnon and I fucking /hate/ how cancerous every discussion of characters gets, especially when it comes to that shtity memedog, RotJR, Pork Liberal Dog game or whatever, Legacy of Blood and Fire, Hell's Rebels, and shit, and everything else. Always poking around and saying, "hey this guy would make a good husband" or "I'd totally dick this girl!" or some other inane shit that has nothing to do with the actual quality of the character, just how cute they are. Dragon2 was the fucking worst about this.

see: Homebrew, settings, interesting builds, third-party OTHER than Path of War, DMing styles. Kitsune/Rory/Memeposting has turned this general into the largest section of Cancer in Veeky Forums and it needs to be reined in.

As someone who was there for the Rise and fall of the OC Generals, being one of the original founders in fact, I agree with him that discussing characters brings nothing but stress and cancer to the board.

Paizo *

How do you feel about discussing official NPCs? How about when they're both fetish fuel AND setting defining?

Nobody cares what you think. You aren't special. Just another user with your own agenda, except you gave up your user. You don't matter.

I will be running a Spheres of Might playtest game once the full playtest is released soon. Since N. Jolly would prefer "mid-range" optimization rather than high-end optimization, I have implemented some measures and restrictions to better enforce such a power level for characters.

app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/71197/spheres-of-might-unofficial-playtest-the-harrowing-modified

Of note is that the schedule has opened up. In UTC+0, these are the available time frames:

• Sundays: 11:00 P.M. to 11:59 P.M.
• Mondays: 12:00 A.M. to 11:00 A.M.; then 11:00 P.M. to 11:59 P.M.
• Tuesdays: 12:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M.; then 11:00 P.M. to 11:59 P.M.
• Wednesdays: 12:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M; then 11:00 P.M. to 11:59 P.M.
• Thursdays: 12:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M.; then 11:00 P.M. to 11:59 P.M.
• Fridays: 6:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M.

Additionally, I have opened up a thread in the Roll20 listing for general interest.

Dear NuMoot,

Please ban everyone in this thread.

Thank you.

you forget that in saving a town from a Dragon Lina destroys the entire town.

Oh shut the fuck up you hypocrite.

Not him, but we used to do that all the ding dong time. Entire Generals have been devoted to discussing which AP girl has the biggest tits or best ass, and it was surprisingly healthy discussion because one must read and digest the APs to understand where that NPC sits on the totem pole.

That's the main issue we have here. When we bring up a PC it's never to discuss their origins and how their culture plays into their personality, it's usually to say they're a cute or would look great on a dick.

>Which of your PCs would you want for a sibling? A parent? An aunt/uncle? A grandparent? A lover?

My Cleric of Iomedae would be a good religious uncle.

I was referring to the new NPC in PLD.

app.roll20.net/forum/post/4781218/npcs-dont-post/?pageforid=4787506#post-4787506

Since when is Sakura a 2hu?

Casandalee. Robutt is best butt.

There's nothing I can do about official fetish-fuel characters, save from shaking my head and ignoring them in favor of the LESS fetish characters. Or rewriting them if I don't like them.

I'm inclined to agree, but I can still get exasperated when the thread derails into /yet another/ discussion on who would make the best cocksleeve, can't I? This guy has the right idea . I don't care about fetish characters in APs. They're fine. I can ignore them or rewrite them if I GM a game and they don't appeal to me. But seeing all this discussion about which application (not even a PC that has been ACCEPTED INTO A GAME) would make a good fuck? Cancer, pure cancer.

I was a hypocrite. Doesn't mean I can't have a change of heart and see what I did wrong and try to do better next time

I want to impregnate Shelyn on our wedding night!

>Nations, APs
Not everyone cares about golarion. You can talk about it but it won't engage all of pfg by far.
>mechanics
We do this loads
>character design
That's a positive that all this apptalk actually achieves well, between the waifu talk
>NPCs
Just like character talk except without the one user guaranteed to care about them for making them

Jesus Christ. Just stop reacting to Roryposting. The only reason why you would respond to this post is if you don't actually care about it and are just such a whore for attention that you can't help yourself.

Fucking correct

People are just roryposting now to get a fucking rise out of the retard, and he CAN'T HELP HIMSELF.

Except you clearly haven't because for you still meme and shitpost about Rory.

It doesn't help that things like Calistria (goddess of slutty bitchy cheerleaders, /h/, and elves), Zon-Kuthon (who isn't afraid to add sexual aspects to his CRAWLING IN MY SKIN act) and Naderi (the goddess of kys fag) are core deities.

>old thread
>discussion of mechanics
>nobody cares
>new thread
>someone mentions PCs once
>everyone flips the fuck out like it's the fucking end of days

Naderi isn't core, and she's not even the "kys fag" deity. That's Zyphus. Naderi is the "Romeo and Juliet is a story about how killing yourself is romantic" goddess.

Why the fuck does anyone care what other people are talking about

If you talk about shit you're interested in, and other people are also interested, well guess what, thats what people will talk about

Ya'll need to stop having this totalitarian PEOPLE MAY ONLY TALK ABOUT THE PROSCRIBED SUBJECTS way of thinking

Like fuck

I want to show Naderi the beauty of living by nibbling on her ears while we make love

Since my character apparently started up a shitstorm. I'm just reiterating that I'm only doing this to make some /pfg/ porn. I am not looking to have my character so please folk try to get along. Remember to be excellent to each other we're all in this shithole together for better or worse.

You know what feels really odd?
When you remember how attracted you were to characters like this 12 year old girl, but it was totally okay because at the time she was your age. You didn't feel awkward at all because 13 year olds were hot older girls to you.

Problem is, you aged... and they're still fucking 12.

>says to stop caring about what other people posts
>cares about what other people posts
>says we shouldn't try to control what others posts
>tries to control what others post

*character memed

Reminder that Geb did nothing wrong and Nex violated the NAP.

>ancient murder golems literally made from graves
>insane murder golems used to defend cities
>his greatest work was turning himself into a cute girl and escaping

What the fuck kind of setting is this

yeah dude sick you totally caught me in a contradiction.

Nicely done I am fucking slain, i'm sure my point is absolutely destroyed now.

Best feeling ever once I got into loli.

Dude, they alreadys aid

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If you're not memeing, get fucking do it shitlord.

its a bamboozle anyways

its all bamboozles, all the way down

OK, maybe I was exaggerating. But "Romeo and Juliet is a story about how killing yourself is romantic" is hard to take seriously nowadays. It's like the Drowning Doom faction in Brutal Legend (I'm too lazy to add the umlauts); it's intended to be serious, but it's easily to make it ridiculous. Maybe I'm just too cynical, but long story short, she doesn't make for fun roleplaying and would attract obnoxious roleplayers if anyone actually knew or cared that she existed.

it's already done

>like the entire cast of azumanga daioh
>it's okay because chiyo-chan's my age
>which means that now I'm basically just Kimura-sensei

>that fast
Well, post a link then or something.

Does this shoe outclass all 1pp martial characters?

...

I was referring to the idea being done and it being sent to the artist. Expect it in a couple of days. I've never bamboozled /pfg/ before.

What if thats also a bamboozle

>Reminder that Geb did nothing wrong and Nex violated the NAP.
Reminder that Geb is a big ugly nerd who only comes out of hiding to add to his doll collection.

I dunno, we DID get that image of Imrijka fucking that girl with her orc futa dick, even if it never got past lineart publicly.

Casandalee, please

sauce?

>no up-to-date rogue guides to be found, with unchained taken into account

You'd think a meme class like this would have people all over it.

This was me with Talim from SC

giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?420875-CTP-s-Unchained-Rogue-Mini-Guide

... don't worry user, to this day I still find Osaka attractive.

And I don't just mean her endlessly meandering thought process - though she could wonder about things to me until the end of fucking time.

That hurt me user.

I wish I could play pathfinder everyday instead of just weekends

>up-to-date
>updated two years ago

K. I guess I'm just spoiled by the one guy's vigilante guide

me too user

I just want adventure

not fetish-bait characters and endless "lewds"

Make an internet game with some cute players who also have lots of free time, user. Unfortunately I'm too employed for that much game, but some folks have it easy. Find them, court them, and whisper sweet skill checks into their ears.

Two down, find three more and you've got a DM plus a four player group.
Believe in yourselves!

Slayers, the Hero Yoshihiko (Pic related), Record of the Lodoss War, Berserk, Claymore and Escaflowne should all be required viewing before posting on Veeky Forums.

We need a new setting

Rapegame isn't Interesting for reasons already known. Do we have a repository of Homebrew settings for Pathfinder?

>claymore
how about no

I want to play Pathfinder. Period.

>wants to play Pathfinder
>doesn't want to play in any of the advertised games because...?

I don't see Thunderbolt Fantasy in that post

I'd also throw in Konosuba though, since it does a great job showing actual-party-dynamics as opposed to "example of play" parties like all the other series.

I knew I forgot something.

I just wish someone subbed this and didn't use the retarded Chinese names.

Depends, how many feat does it take to fill that shoe?

Because Pathfinder doesn't do amputees nor mobile suits all that well.

None

It's a Nike Initiator

Poor Darryl...

wait what the fuck are those puppets?
have I been missing out on motherfucking oldschool "les sentinelles de l'air" floppy wire action?

GODDAMNIT.

It gets worse that time where he's unconscious...
FUCK...

It's good fun.

horriblesubs.info/shows/thunderbolt-fantasy/

Give it a watch.

Or that split second where he forgot he doesn't have hands anymore...

>Readied Maneuvers: Crane Step, Ghostwalk, Obsidian Sidestep, Warlock's Stride
>Stances: Unbroken Stride, Walk in the Dark

Are we counting divine gishes like paladins as martials, or is heeling off the table for this question of 'shoe vs martial'?