Stat him

Scion 2e isn't done yet.

That does look pretty good. It's like Genie singing Never Had a Friend Like Me, except he's also a dick.

Bae/10

If there's one thing i'dd love to do in a campaign it's fuck somebody over using a disney song.

Well, I can give you his approximate Strength in 5e, at least.

>Oh! Also I lassoed the sun - you're welcome - to stretch your days and bring you fun!

This refers to a Polynesian legend of Maui snaring the sun in order to make the days longer. I.e., he pushed/dragged the Sun, in 5e terms.

The Sun masses in at about 1.989 × 10^30 kilograms. In D&D 5e, you can push/drag up to 30 times your Strength, so we just divide 1.989 × 10^30 by 30 to to get Maui's Strength score.

It's 66,300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Sixty-six octillian, three hundred septillion. This gives him a Strength modifier of +33,149,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,995. Thirty-three octillian, one hundred forty-nine septillion, nine-hundred ninety-nine sextillion, nine-hundred ninety-nine quintillion, nine-hundred ninety-nine quadrillion, nine-hundred ninety-nine trillion, nine-hundred ninety-nine billion, nine-hundred ninety-nine million, nine-hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine-hundred ninety-nine.

He's...pretty strong. He could flatten Hercules, I can tell you that much.

Wait, hang on, that's wrong. I forgot to convert to pounds, since D&D 5e uses Imperial, not Metric.

1.989 × 10^30 kg in pounds is about 4.38 x 10^30. Divided by 30, this is 146,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. One hundred forty-six octillion. This gives him a Strength modifier of +72,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,995.

Could still flatten Hercules.

>filtering out the only kind of people with any interest in elfgames

Nice job.

STR: Lassoed the sun.
CON: Pulled up the sky.
DEX: Stole you fire from down below.
INT: Can explain every natural phenomenon
WIS: Sees what's happening here.
CHA: The hair, the bod.

You're welcome

A dumb bunny.

LG Magical Beast

Int 3
Deceit Godlike

3RW
Human Shapeshifter
4/5

While Maui is equipped, he has haste, vigilance, first strike, flying, and Changeling.

>Not 3WR
C'mon son

why?

WUBRG

No wait, I'm wrong, it's clockwise

10/10 user, thank you

my absolute nicaraguan

This fag vs Hercules. Maui has his hook and Hercules has regained his godhood.

Song maui is OP , herc stands no chance.

Nicely done!

>hey guys who would win in my DM giant scenario?
Not the players...

>implying that base push, pull, carry capacity is the max a character can do
>implying that's not just the max where they can keep it up forever
For manipulating objects a GM should take your capacity, have you roll then multiply/divide the modifier result of said roll (e.g. 20 is multiply/divided by 5) by your capacity. So a 20 str dude can push, shove, or lift up to 600 lbs without serious exertion and in moments where failure is a possibility he could possibly push 4200 lbs like a true hero of lore.

Full Moon Lunar

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>"Hang on a sec, you took a feat that lets you use Perform instead of Bluff? How the fuck does that even work?"
>"I'm glad you asked."

Probably got a CON penalty, though.

>You try to be tough, but your armor's just not hard enough

To be fair, that's coming from a crab that probably has dragon-like natural armor from how frigging massive he is.

That's not penalty, the crab just has massive AC bonus from natural armor and equipment

True enough.

Do we know any of Tamatoa's stats besides

>AC: Send you armies but they'll never be enough

>STR: You can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod
>DEX: Can't hide, too shiny
>CON: Shell's too tough
>INT: Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
>WIS: Needs three words to tear her argument apart
>CHA: Beautiful, baby

what about women? they have more trouble doing push-ups. Even in the military, the absolutely highest number a woman has to be able to do to get a satisfactory on her Physical readiness test is just 20.

Proficiency in Insight, because he can see whats happening here

Stat him.

>Tabletopping with women
get a load of this guy

-10 HP. :(

F

Maui, Demigod of Sea and Sky

Str 25 Dex 12 Con 25 Int 10 Wis 18 Cha 22
Reflexes +5+1 Fortitude +7+7 Will +4+4

Skills: Wayfinding (Survival) 7 (+11), Knowledge (religion) 4 (+4), Knowledge (Earth) 4 (+4), Knowledge (arcana) 4 (+4), Climbing 8 (+15), Swimming 4 (+11)

Feats: Attack Focus (melee) 10, Evasion Roll 5

Powers:
Augmented Strenght (+15)
Augmented Constitution (+15)
Protection 10
Device: Godly Hook
- Shapeshift 7

Attack 7
Defense 7
Toughness 10

5e?

Mutants and Masterminds

Oh, neat.

Hercules held up the earth, whats his give on that?

I dont know why you assumed the sun is the exact same as it is in a disney movie.

Tamakoa very clearly beat the shit out of him.

Movement speed: Can do anything but float

In seriousness Tamatoa is why you dont give monstrous creatures bard levels.

CHA: If his name was sebastian and he had a cool jamacian accent you'd help him up.

>Fat people
>Interested in lanky and lithe body types

You're filtering dwarves.

-20 to Perform (Sing)

him, poking fun at disney tropes is also pretty fun

>-20 to Perform (Sing)
He had the best song in the movie.

Tamatoa's is a close second

>Moana

>STR: uncertain, but strong enough to hold those ropes in a storm
>DEX: The wind is behind her
>CON: uncertain, but survives being tossed lightly by Tamatoa
>INT: Knows your name and knows the way, but not how far she'll go
>WIS: Doesn't even know how she feels, but knows who she is
>CHA: Is adorable; the ocean is a friend of hers

I dunno.. some sort of druid with a barbaric archetype I think.
Maui does change into animals but doesn't throw spells around. Hell he could simply be a barbarian with that bone possessing shapeshift at-will

You're supposed to use quotes.

Gaston, for example:
STR: As you see I've got biceps to spare
DEX: No-one shoots like Gaston
CON: Not an bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
INT/WIS: That tall, dark, hansome brute!
CHA: You're everyone's favorite guy.

The Earth is by several orders of magnitude not as massive as the Sun: 5.972 × 10^24 kg

Which doesn't tell us much since we don't know how strong Tamatoa is.

I know, I couldn't find quotes for her STR and CON. Nobody actually remarked on those.

DEX, WIS, INT, and CHA saw me using quotes from multiple songs.

Stat him

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