An ancient evil awakens

>An ancient evil awakens

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>Then falls back to asleep because it is the weekend and it doesn't feel like getting up.

Just to be seal once more.

It turns out the world is its metaphysical alarm clock, and all the destruction it wreaks is the ancient evil fumbling for the snooze button.

Op you faggot i made exactly the same thread 15 minutes ago your gonna draw all the angry oldfags here!

yeah we get it you miss Samurai Jack

>Just to be seal once more.

>you miss Samurai Jack
Uh, did nobody tell you?

>you miss samurai jack
user...

*glee intensifies*

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>Only to recieve shit tribute from shit people

We had a setting that involved the "ancient evil" awakening. The heroes set off to stop the villain waking it, causing all sorts of problems along the way, costing loads of lives trying to stop him, killing loads of people that worked for him. But they failed to actually stop him.

Then the ancient evil was woken by the villain, and it turned out it didn't give a shit. It immediately left the planet and didn't come back. The villain was stuck knowing everything he'd tried was for nothing, and the heroes realised that their actions had caused more of a problem than the supposed evil did.

Made me realise that every single one of those stories where the villain needs to get stopped, it's just people on the other side of the coin trying to maintain the status quo. The hero/villain dichotomy was just perspective.

>but evil never sleeps

>an ancient evil just wants everybody to turn down the volume a bit, please

I mean, just because it's not causing devastation in your home town doesn't mean it isn't reaming the assholes of the Quabulon Nebula right now.

Countless billions are dying because of that villain.

Just not anyone he will ever know.

>makes some coffee and weetbix to start the day

>Ancient evil is australian

Given that the whole country's interior functions as a giant 'fuck you keep out' sign to anyone sane and the Abo's are ancient guardians of ancestral leylines and shit, it is VERY possible that Austrailia IS the prison for some sort of fucking cosmic horror and thats why the life is so hostile and mutated the further into the interior you go.

And have these things running around

>mutated
more like not evolved

What kind of rock have you been under?

>An ancient evil hits the snooze button

>An ancient evil's snooze button has been broken from overuse

>an ancient evil doesn't give a fuck, continues to hit the snooze button
>an ancient evil's mother has to come wake them up to start the apocalypse on time

>people still think Strya isn't an ecological time bomb ready to roll over to the rest of the world

The apex predator are just some dogs who wondered off.

>Abos
>Guarding anything
>Not sitting around on the benefit huffing petrol

I see you havent been to Australia.

>an ancient evil declareth in a Voice, a Voice distilled from the baying of baskerville hounds, the mating call of a thousand cicadas, from an elephant seal orgy and the shrill piping of a blood filled mosquito
>Mother, it's a saturday!

>An ancient evil is neckbeard who only dicks around with mortals as a means to pass the time and uses unfunny memes

>an ancient good awakens

It's really old but not particularly powerful, and the world only gets measurably worse for a very small number of people living in the immediate vicinity of its former prison.