Alright Chums and Chumettes, time for a rousing game of Mornington Crescent. Appended Statutes of Worms, no vicounts, country squires permitted as well as dukes and above. Holy Roman Nobility to be decided by player vote. Pepin denunciations only in play on every 34th turn. Wide Gauge Streamliners to be allowed by import only. Extra Line Expansion is also active. The Chunnel is a no go zone. The starting city is Warsaw, Poland.
Okay
Ratuz Arsenal
Leo Watson
Ill be starting in 1356 on gropecunt lane
Josiah Scott
Good move. But a bard start. Watch this, Warterloo from Cockfoster
Adam Moore
Are Rollinghams allowed? What about Merry Fizzlebombs?
Josiah Williams
shlropcrockers only
Svellingfard
Daniel Cook
no extra lives for those without critical reading skills
Leo Jones
Right, I'm going to initiate a Sheffield Stovepipe Maneuver.
Levi Powell
i'll go for....The back alley behind southwark.
Jose Peterson
I drop my flowers, and move along by declaring a Soho Riichi.
Xavier Torres
Devilry is afoot
Julian Murphy
Ill take tram through Valben's Thoroughfare
Parker Butler
please submit a writ of exorcism for your station of choice
Elijah Rogers
That'll end you up at Thorpe Park.
Jackson Nguyen
That'll be five pence
Austin Reed
>The starting city is Warsaw, Poland. Is this in our timeline or the alternate history where Poland was annexed by Britain during WW2?
Adrian Ross
only in Scrikey's Exacerbation's decimal or pre?
Carter Bell
Clever, but not entirely unexpectrd. I tjink you'll be unpleasantly surprised to find that I've boarded the train for Krakaw and am already halfway through a pack of Digestives.
Ian Green
Decimal.
Logan Sullivan
no you just have to start there are you illiterate or something
Caleb Miller
alright, the brandys mine though
Nathaniel Green
So long suckers, I'm on my way to Budapest.
Send the Queen my regards!
Michael Long
alright lads Im in a bit of pickle I appear to be stuck in wroclaw
Daniel Edwards
Try taking a steamship down Oder river
Oliver Smith
im in Danzig now Ill just cut through the autobahn
Gavin Scott
I tried an unorthodox stratagem (which is megatarts backwards, according to the dear late Humphrey) I've ended up on Swindon's magic roundabout.
Thomas Perez
disenchanting is vague post-worms
Joseph Rodriguez
Just found myself in Cheltenham... GCHQ headquarters.
Oh my Christ, they really did put a wire tapp on Trump Tower.
I... I just found the piss tape!
Benjamin Johnson
Bad form. I move for a disqualification.
Nicholas Reyes
What? Kuckvoters' Tears has been a sanctioned move since January.
Joseph Williams
>Amerifat variant Nothing is sacred.
Jack Taylor
Fair move.
You absolute madman ! I'll chomp on a cupcake, and cut my losses by boarding the RMS Lancastria. I mean, what could go wrong ?
Andrew Cruz
Important alert!
The price of cigarettes has risen by 2 cents in Paris.
Henry Nguyen
Mornington Croissant.
Evan Hall
Holding my action so I can jump the Channel to Dover then next time someone uses one of the MSA's on the M5.
Jose Miller
'the next time', rather.
Jack Flores
A bold move good sir.
James Thomas
Cupcakes have been listed as a banned refreshment since the '96 revision. You'll have to re-classify it as a 'frosted muffin' or forfeit your next turn.
Pun-based moves in response to price-hikes are only allowable when the commodity in question constitutes at least 65% of your monthly expenditures. We'll need to see some sort of financial proof if you don't want to get sent back all the way back to Morden.
Anyhow, I use my 'bomb scare' token to shut down Earl's Court for the next six hours and then move to West Brompton via the A3220.
Angel Young
I use my daily "Summon Bobbies" to reduce the Earl's Court Shutdown to 2 hours. Now you have to bid at least 4 bits or take a derail tag.
And no, this doesn't go against the ruling from the Provinical Tournament of 1992, the entire event was retconned in 2005.
Brandon Bell
Jokes on all you faggots, I'm going to pull off the LNER Limbo.
Brayden Morales
Jokes on you, my good sir, as I have already bought the morning's paper and flagged a cabby bound for Ochota. While this does mean I take the [Queasy Query] debuff in the stomach region due to being forced to read in a moving vehicle, you'll find my tumtum is chock full of Biscuits and Gravy, reducing the penalty I take by a third!
>INB4 "he didn't have bangers-n-mash for supper last night."
The [Familiar Fed Feeling] buff is not as brilliant as everyone claims it to be. While the stat increases are nice, it's by no means the be-all-end-all of Man-Made-Meals.
Pity the wifey has a book reading tonight. I could use a break from my own cooking, eh chaps?
Carson Taylor
Rolled 14 (1d15)
I start my day afflicted by chronic insomnia and roll to resist the creeping ennui. If I succeed, I'm immune to pyschics debuffs all day Thanks to 'it can't get any worse'
Liam Fisher
>Eating Beer and cigarettes are the most effective combo.
My character appears naked and hung-over in Bosworth.
All I need to do is find a cab and I'll be at the finish line!
... damn, forgot I was naked though
Blake Bell
> Beer > Not subsisting entirely on gin and red bull
I think I've had it, lads; got shot by coppers while trying to take a shortcut through Parliament.
Ryan Peterson
A Guy Fawkes mask is essential for that maneuver
Jackson King
I'm going to huff myself and the next three people to Holborn.
Jace Russell
A carriage swerves around the bend, veering wildly towards the pavement upon which you stand. A wild eyed, bearded moor holds the reins.
What do?
Jordan Edwards
It's spelt Viscount
Adrian Wilson
I'll do a three-quarter from Stanmore to Wembly Park.
Camden Ortiz
Oh come the fuck on, that's just poor sportsmanship. Well, if I can't three-quarter over to Wembly Park, then... hold on, says here that they're refurbishing the escalators at Holborn. I'm a bit rusty on my knowledge of Worms, am I allowed to take a once-over now?
Easton Cooper
Only if you've got the Well To Do Gent About Town perk and that's gotten harder to float in casual play since the last rules update. And even worse in competitive play! The last time I heard about someone going WTDGAB, it nearly came to fisticuffs!
Adam Morris
Chalk Farm should give me acess to the alt three parallel, giving me a definate Lateral with Picadiliy (according to the standard Armatige ruleset of course).
James Hall
Thursday!
Kayden Nguyen
Rolled 42 (1d100)
I call him a feckin' imbecile.
Roll to seduce?
Ayden Richardson
To be fair, the only game of Mornington Crescent that didn't end up in fisticuffs was the Fall of 96, where we had that terrible spot of sunshine, remember?