Consodering we have textless cards, and any language cards are playable (see phyrexian Norn judge promo) why these needed any 'real' text at all makes no sense.
How do you go from this
Landon Martin
Caleb Green
not him but too much details on her
but the white cloth looks nice
Dominic Price
I'd probably like it a lot more if the head didnt look like the metal liquid terminator when he gets all shot up.