>Be shitty millennial in college >Find D&D Greentext posted on Reddit and Tumblr >"Haha wow this is so funny!" >Show friends >"Haha we should play D&D!" >Hear there's a new edition out. >Oh boy it's so simple and easy to use! >Get group together, play premade game >Do nothing but force bad jokes >"Haha I'm three gnomes in a bear trenchcoat don't tell the DM!" >"You rolled a one? Haha, you trip on the air and your spear lands directly on your ballsack!" >Never experience a serious story >Never get into or develop character >Never immerse yourself in a world where you can be a hero and rise above this shitty life >"Haha D&D is so fun!"
Please wake me from this nightmare, Veeky Forums.
Isaiah Nguyen
>Grognard gets mad at how other people he will never meet or interact with play pretend.
John Gutierrez
This is a spiritual journey you must undertake yourself.
Brayden Hall
Only you can wake yourself up, fat crying user. Take the leadpill
Colton Ward
You have begun the twenty fold path. Slay the pretenders and from each kuncklebone, a new dice will be born.
Only then will you know the secret ways to a serious group.
Leo Young
same
Andrew Gutierrez
I dislike how there are no quotation marks at the beginning of the statement, but there are at the end.
Leo Nelson
The whole screed reads like you just like being upset at other people. Also, how old are you? Because unless you're under 20 or over 37/38, you're a millennial.
Tyler Wright
"How dare these people have fun the wrong way!" Op shrieked at the stop of his overworked lungs.
Colton Hernandez
That is probably my only problem with the image.
Its like SM, you get a bunch of novices on the hobby, and only those worth it stay. For every shitty groups 0-2 players get hooked and learn the system.
