Hey OP don't worry about it, if someone's going to be playing D&D for whacky shit all you have to do is just ignore it if it's not your thing. And if someone asks you about doing that kind of thing, just tell them you're not interested because it's not what you want out of it. Simple as that.
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> if someone's going to be playing D&D for whacky shit all you have to do is just ignore it if it's not your thing
>Just ignore it
>the problem will go away on its own
Except it won't. Ignoring shit doesn't solve the problem, you're just abdicating responsibility. Unless the playgroup is willing to change, "lol wacky" shallow shit becomes the norm. If you don't establish "Hey, let's try and go deeper with this," they're going to assume you're cool with it. If you give them the cold shoulder inexplicably, they'll not want to hang out with you.
In other words, OP needs to nut up and tell his friends that he's not enjoying himself and why.
Have the game start out whacky in low-stakes environments with shit like goblins where the results don't ultimately matter and slowly build up serious dramatic elements without a sudden tonal change, it's not hard dude.
This is why you don't play D&D. That game is meant to contain casuals, and keep them away from decent games.
>a new dice will be born.
>a new dice
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who gives a shit about retarded grammar rules
(underline: retarded ones, not the relatively normal)
>Please wake me from this nightmare, Veeky Forums.
There is no waking up from it, OP. Bazinga!
>Please wake me from this nightmare
Only way to avoid this kind of shit is to look anyne would to-be-friend and say "Is hitler the Aryan's choice and trump a kike plant?" and if the answer isn't "Sieg fucking heil my fellow aryan brudder" just ignore them.
Some people like to play silly games. Many casual players, if interested enough in the concept, will continue playing until they get over that and decide to try a serious game. It's important to get new people in the hobby so creators keep making cool stuff.
What character did you roll? What was the module? What did other people play? How did they even 3 gnomes in a coat? How does it feel to make up greentxt stories about shit that you fear might happen but never did?