What are your thoughts on kobolds?

In my setting kobolds used to be dragonmen in the time of reptiles but the snakegod cursed them for not worshipping him enough by crossing them with the most pathetic thing he could think of, an early mammal. That's why they're rat-lizard-men and so small and shitty. They hate all other small people because they can fit instead their tunnels, especially goblins because goblins love pickling kobold eggs, and they get a ton of amusement from beating up on a race even weedier than they are.

Same as with any other fantasy race. People playing them have the creative ability of a paper bag and need the crutch of "I'M A SO I DO THINGS" to actually play something of any interest, it's as lazy as playing overwrought sexuality/race/national stereotypes it adds nothing but a checklist of how this character acts for the player to look at and randomly pick without care. If you can't make a normal human character interesting you can't make anything interesting, but we are dealing with people who don't actually interact with the world or participate in it beyond the bare minimum to survive we're dealing with children who hold the gimmick or wrapper up as the most interesting part of anything cause they don't know better.

Oh fuck off, posting borderline porn of all types is a time-honored tg tradition.

You make me want to play a Kobold, sir.

My only thoughts about kobolds are that furries should yiff in hell

well

Guess I'm removing dragonborn and gnomes from my setting.

Keeping goblin(oids) though.

I want to crown you the king of Veeky Forums for making such a perfect assesment of why kobolds are amazing....sniffle, you are perfect user.
Remove one of them and put kobolds in their place you moron.

I think it was first kicked off by the meme that turned into what tower girls are today, that and the whole "I'm getting too chivlerous for this shit" thing.

That's as far back as my memory goes for sexualization of kobolds, and it seems to stem from that. Patient zero right here.

You are the reason nazimod happened on Veeky Forums. Attempting to make roleplayers adhere to rules as written was a mistake, and they should have seen it coming.

It's not entirely without precedent for egg-laying animals to nurse their young. The platypus does so, for example.