40k Funnies/primarch memes

technically, while they're alive, they have a better life than most imperial humans. Considering how little life is worth in 40k, the tau actually giving a shit enough to keep them alive, albeit sterile, is a pretty nice thing to do for no real reason.

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Hell, could you imagine what their sleep overs are like?

Well I imagine the Eversor is stuck in a gigantic sleeping pod being pumped full of narcos, the Vindicare doesn't sleep, the Culexus does some weird shit as a bed time ritual as a result of the general insanity of their kind, and the Callidus does makeovers.

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>not "because he's got such a great sense of humor!"

>for no real reason

It's for lies and propaganda, user. To feed the weak-minded the idea that if they submit to the alien they will be treated well, to convince them to betray humanity.

It's all smoke and mirrors anyway. Come to chaos worship. We're in the business of extremes; you'll either be elevated to the highest heights your soul can muster, or you'll be subjected to an eternal agonising nightmare of which no-one can accurately describe without themselves being driven mad. We have dental, too.

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Requesting webcomic based on one of each of the imperial assassins living together as flatmates and working 9 till 5 jobs.

Full dental?

Full dental, user.

I'm curious, what IS the original? I've seen so many edits...

knowyourmeme.com/memes/sweet-jesus-pooh-thats-not-honey

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sweet fucking lord.

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>Believing Imperium Propaganda told by an Imperium Scholar at the end of DoW
Kek

user, waccination causes neither autism nor sterility, it's a proven hoax.

with a name like that i shouldnt be surprised, but fuck i wasnt prepared for that. enjoy the gif for your "effort"

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what is this, some kind of 40k moba?

nda until the 13th

DoW 3, and yes, it's heavily inspired by MOBAs and shit.

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To be fair the Imperium also pulls these kinds of stuff.

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Context.

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The fact that this happened still angers me to this very day.

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THE TRUTH IS KNOWN

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WHY IS THIS ON YOUR COMPUTER user

To let us know, where our sins lead us to.

I like it, but you need the video
youtube.com/watch?v=aXQ2lO3ieBA

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Holy fucking shit that sister of battle is pure sex.

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Why is it that the dumbest retcons in 40k pretty much all have to do with chaos?
>Sorcery and Psychic Power being fused and universally banned
>Undivided Daemon Princes removes, lol, who's Lorgar?
Arguably, The Emperor's deal.

What's the original one?

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youtube.com/watch?v=BEyv8RRGcGQ

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how the fuck is it possible to end up living like that

one would think that the inability to move would make him starve for long enough to loose weight

His loving family feeds him. Just like Nurgle.

jesus fuck user, how new can you be

this is fine

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let me tell ya love is a fucking dangerous thing

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One would think that before you get to such a point you have a moment of realization and ask yourself "Do I really need this extra bucket of KFC?"

AHA, BUT IT WAS INFACT I, ALPHARIUS, WHO WAS PRETENDING TO BE MAGNUS, PRETENDING TO BE SHOT BY ME, ALPHARIUS, WHO WAS ALSO ALPHARIUS, WHO IS ALSO I, ALPHARIUS.

Here you go user.

Jesus fuck user, how unhelpful can you be?

that I can understand because fast food is addictive, so the possibility of that is real

but the posibility of stil gaining weight when one is physically impeded eludes me except for what said

AND ALPHARIUS ALSO TOOK THE PICTURE OF US, ALPHARIUS.

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