*blocks your path*

This means liquid metal equipment is available. Excellent.

That's a nice head you have on your shoulders

Best Slime. No other Slime can compete.

that is not a slime that's tentacool u pleb

Damn straight.

god damn metal slime! Stay Still!

Its like those people who get inundated with a small amount of poison to make themselves immune.

All meat tastes the same. You're fooling yourself if you think otherwise. You want to know what this shit tastes like without flavoring?

*eats your path*

It's a living dungeon and *you're* the supposi- er, delvers!

Don't confuse them, user.

major harm.

Also, find the dragon in the swamps and dig the tile you fight him on. I could never fucking figure that out.

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disturbing

I think Varen Bon Varen is my hero.

Well actually that doesn't look like the party that fights the train.

You little shit. You better drop a goddamned seed this time.
*Metal Slash with Falcon Blade*

That's not a train, that's a building on rails

Why can't people make their gifs not loop? It isn't hard.

I'll do the same thing I always do when I encounter a metal slime and panic, so much so that I'll mash what I think to be the attack button until I realize that I've either fled or run out of time.

METAL SLIME: THE EXTREME PVP CHRONICLES

>(You) are walking through a forest when suddenly...
youtube.com/watch?v=dIyAv1xkE40
>A metal slime and his minions appear!
>Metal Slime A, B, and C stare, smiling contently at you!
>A CuteDemon joins the battle! (Pic related)
>CuteDemon **befuddles you** ^=^
WHAT DO YOU DO?

cheers fellow dragon warrior 1 player

HE BLOCKS YOUR PATH
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
IN AN ANIME FANTASY VIDEO GAME
HE BLOCKS YOU WITHOUT COMPENSATION
and then runs away like a little bitch after you wailing on him desperately trying to get his experience points.

That's clearly a novelty hersey's kiss so fpbp

It's also not what the menu looks like. You don't select Blitzes from a list.

>Also, find the dragon in the swamps and dig the tile you fight him on.
Incorrect, it's the Knight you fight in Haukness that's guarding a tile you want to check after you beat him.

>It's also not what the menu looks like. You don't select Blitzes from a list.

I don't think that dialogue is accurate either.

yes, fellow ancient.
Let us drink our grog and ply our bardic trade while swapping tales of our haggard wives...

I cast Isaac's Greater Missile Storm

Eat shit

No 10th level spells at the table
(he said jokingly)

Reminder that Suplex is gravity damage and thus does 0 damage to bosses.

Motherfucking Suplexing a Train is the worst way to fight trains.

Reminder thats bullshit because i just played that segment and it hits for about 330. EXVIUS has gravity suplexes

>EXVIUS has gravity suplexes
You don't mean the mobile app, do you? There's no Suplex in it.
Also, Gravity and Graviga are fucking useless in that game because if you have a mage who can cast Gravity/Graviga and an enemy who's affected by it, the mage certainly has some other spell that does more damage.

This is false.

youtube.com/watch?v=2u84cH_bmTA

>There was a king who reigned to east-
>There, where kings will sit to feast
>And get their fill, before they think,
>Of poisoned meat and poisoned drink.
>He gathered all that sprang to birth
>From the many-venomed Earth
>And first a little, thence to more,
>Sampled all her killing store.
>Thus easy, smiling, seasoned, sound
>Sate the king when healths went round.
>They put strychnine in his meat,
>And stared aghast to watch him eat.
>They put arsenic in his cup,
>And shook to see him drink it up.
>They shook and turned, as white's their shirt
>Them it was, their poison hurt.
>I tell this tale that I heard told;
>Mithridates, he died old.

It's called Mithridatism, and it doesn't work for heavy metals (like arsenic or mercury), because those are things your body can't dispose of so it puts them in your liver- which also can't dispose of them, but can store some of them. For a while. So you can't build up a tolerance by sampling them repeatedly because the thing that's killing you is them building up.

The more you know.

NOT THIS DAY
MOTHERFUCKER

*Mudo at @(You)*

I atta- GET BACK HERE

>Falcon Blade + Metal Slash
DQIX was a lot of fun, though I wish there was less of a grind to get higher-level grottoes.
>just beat a level 41 grotto? lol have a map for a level 16
>what's that? the 15th time you beat your highest-level grotto? hoping for a stronger one?
>haha
>no
>you get a level 23
Legacy Bosses were fun though.

Cyan looks blond in Amano's concept art

Normally I would have thrown a sirloin at it, but I already have this guy on my team.

Higher level grottoes weren't the problem for me. It was finding the grotto bosses with the great drops that caused me to stop playing it.
>Get through a level 89 grotto
>Excalipurr is the boss. Again.
>I was looking for Tyrannosaurus Wrecks or Fowleye
>Next grotto has a 1% chance of being Equinox, 30% for Hammibal, Fowleye, or Excalipurr
>It's Equinox.

Fucking Equinox, man. I love his puns, but it does get repetitive seeing him in so many grottoes.
Though I gotta say, Shogum was the bane of my existence for a long time, until I got everyone 100 on Shield. Nothing quite like your sage and your healer getting crit to death right out of the gate.
I wish Co-op de Graces had a better chance of happening, too - I think I've had, like, one.

TEN GIL
THE SLIMES ARE ALL APPEARING
INFLUX
THE MONSTERS RACKETEERING

>he's a metal slime
>on your path
>on an anime roleplaying video game
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he runs from the battles he doesn't like because whenever he gets scared he has an asthma attack
>he runs from battles he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's dungeon
>he will never be at a healthy hitpoint total
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

Cant seem to find the mspaint version where they are chatting about it and locke runs away.

Unless you show compassion, feed him some meat, recruit him to your party, and help him get his life turned around.

>Co-op de Graces
What the hell are these and how pissed should I be that I never had one.

They are *VANISHINGLY* rare - like, the chance that you'll encounter multiple Plat. King Jewels and crit every one of them multiple times in two hours is probably more likely.
A Co-op de Grace is made available when 4 Coup de Graces are available. Then, when everyone's on Follow Orders, you can select "Co-op de Grace" (also gives you the choice of a normal Coup de Grace), which uses the entire turn (IIRC) and consumes all 4 Coup de Graces. They do amazing things like:
>boost everyone's tension to 100
>everyone is invulnerable for a few turns
>turn enemies into metal enemies (probably doesn't affect bosses, never got the chance to check)
>deal goddamn MASSIVE damage
There's ways to increase the chance that you'll trigger a Coup de Grace to make it more likely (low health and other teammates having theirs up are the only 2 I recall), but it's still ridiculously unlikely, especially because the moment passes after only a few turns.

Dragon unrelated

post more dragon

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more dragon

additional dragon

>dragon with hair
poor choice for a dragon to "join"

Doesn't look like I'm getting much of a choice, there.
This one's definitely cuter, though.
I need to figure out where the acceptable line is for this stuff.

remove hair

hairless now. Can I enter the dragon yet?
I was considering posting Tartiidrake's ref sheet because it makes for interesting responses, but nah.

>earrings
for what purpose

also i thought that was a bat by the thumbnail, so 2/10 tier.

Will nothing please you?
actually running low on postable stuff from this folder b/c too lazy to crop shit

4/10.
too close up. would be better if it had some grappling maybe? something that makes the dragon seem more fierce and dominant.

i dont see why quare continue the dragon warrior series when its just a devolution of the final fantasy games? wouldnt it make more sense to just work on that instead?

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Only Healie is the top slime of his class. For he yearns to be human, and that's the worthiest thing a monster can aspire for.

This is now a dragon thread.

Post your favorite dragons, and things about dragons that excite you.

My favorite is a dragon that wears a leather collar or harness.

The tiny silvery bundles of joy are absolutely immune to all magic. Try again.

I never understood why these guys jump out at you and then run away after 1 turn.

They are running from the last people that they ran into, and then they accidentally run into you.

I like dragons' long, forked tongues and massive size. I like their slender, scaly necks. I like their absolutely 100% rubbable bellies. I like their purrs.

>second spoiler
Have you seen pastebin.com/JJp8CzPj?

no fuck off you furry subhuman. This is a Dragon Quest Thread and I hope you choke on your dragon dildo so your death will be an eternal reminder for your family how much of a fucking embarrassment you are to them.

Welp, that settles it. I'm playing Caravan Heart again, and naming one of these guys Rincewind.

>yellow dragon
I had to stop reading. I was laughing too hard, reminds me of some greentext from this place.

>What the fuck is a yellow dragon?

Holy shit that image is badass, what the fuck are those guys?

I don't own a dragon dildo either.

Stone and Gold Golems, I think (don't remember actual name of Stone Golem).

That image reminds me of that one quest in DQIX where a gold golem posts a notice about "there's a goddamn imposter trying to be a majestic gold golem. fuck him up"

Got a cap or archive of it? I haven't seen it yet.

I like their rubbable bellies, too. Rubbable both inside and out.

>You come across a dragon curled up and sleeping in the sunlight in a small grove in the forest you were wandering through.
>It appears to be a black-scaled dragon,
somewhat bulky build, and it's facing away from you
What do?

imgur.com/5plqRTF

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oh fuck

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>posts dragonquest
>doesn't actually have any dragons in dragon quest
what fuckery is this

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>Buys dogfood
>it doesnt have any dogs in it
THE FUCK

>When you've seen so much porn of priest and warrior you can no longer take them seriously

You came to the wrong neighbourhood motherfuckers

take your shitty game to vr

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I will take your shitty mum to a cheap motel instead.

>dog food is for dogs
>Dragon Quest is for dragons?
guys
am i a dragon