What is the best kind of magician and why is it the negromancer?

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Need to steal this.

"Naw dawg, you heard me wrong. I ain't a necromancer,
>whistles over his shoulder
Ay yo Curtis! Lil G! Getchyo asses in here!
>two large black gladiators enter the room
Naw fool, what my shit is? I'm a negromancer
>early 90's west coast hip hop high frequency whines pierce the air

breddy good

Pimp wizardry sounds more useful

You misspelled "ayo" you double nigger

on the East Coast its two words

>niggamancer and niggawatt team up to find out whos been stealing their welfare checks from their mail boxes
>once they finally get them they use the money to buy material components for a 3rd level crack cocaine spell
>when they wake up they find that 5 out of their parties 6 thieves are making off with their 40" crystal ball

What am I

Because "Negro" was just Latin for black, Merlin Is called a Negromancer In the old King Arthur stories. It used to legitimately be ghd term for black magic. "Negromancy."

Don't you fucking tempt me, I just know at least one of my players wouldn't take this in good humour.