Okay, /5eg/, I'm going to float a terrible idea now, and I want to know what you think of it.
STORM KING'S THUNDER: THE MUSICAL.
Basic idea is that each of the 5 giant lords that the players run into will sing a song about their plans and goals and whatnot, in true Disney fashion (oh, I'm going to be modifying STK so that the players have to go to all 5 giant lords, not just any one). Various other characters will probably have their own songs, too, including of course Sarissa, King Hekaton himself, and basically anyone else I can think of.
The idea came to me when I was thinking about how to make Chief Guh more interesting and I found myself humming Tamatoa's "Shiny" song from Disney's Moana...which started transforming into "Hefty". Which made me start thinking of other Disney villain songs I could apply to the other giant lords.
Basiclly, /5eg/, either talk me out of this idea, or talk me into it.
>Well y'know Ah haven't always been this large
>Ah was a wee little lass once
>Now ye see Ah'm roughly the size of a barge
>Ah'm now corpulent, babies...
>So Annam wants to tear down the Ordnung
>An' change the way things are down here?
>Well that's a craic an' Ah'll give it mah best shot
>And so you see
>Ah've made mahself
>Hefty!
>So that Annam cannae help but look and see
>Ah'm the biggest 'cause Ah'm so
>Hefty!
>An' Ah'm not nearly as big as Ah could be
>Can't ye see?
>Don't you know?
>Me kin are dumb, dumb, dumb
>They bring all the food in the land (it's sad)
>Oh, and here they come, come, come
>To the biggest, smartest giant
>Mmm, screw diets!
>Ah just love free food (free food)
>Even if it's wee food (wee food...)
youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q