Your last 2 characters meet up in a casual setting, what happens?

Possibly insane well-meaning idiotic paladin meets socially awkward intelligent bow fighter who is legally an artillery piece.

Paladin probably hires fighter as his thinking mind human. Fighter hires paladin as his social situations dragonborn. It works OK and circumstances force them to murder a bunch of dudes.

necromancy for fun and profit. Spain will not survive, Sweden claims the burning husk

Actually I should probably clarify, One's a smooth talking Swedish royal officer/war profiteer in the 30 years war, setting is coc. It's the first character I've made where people are more afraid of him than the literal other dimensional horrors.

The other is an acolyte of the Gravelord's servants. Basically day of the dead mixed with dark souls lore. Will do pretty much anything so long as he thinks he could maybe further the faith in some way.

Basically I'm seeing this turning into an always sunny episode, except the gang's twice as unhinged, and just barely smart enough to pull it off

tiefling (male) would try to suck paladin (male) dick.

>Most current character
a wanderer always looking for the next big thing to kill to prove himself to Kord. Dragonborn cleric/warlock
>Last character
Imperial Guard sergeant from a doomed death world regiment, pragmatic but daring. Stealth/melee
>What happens
Probably nothing good, since there'd be a guardsman looking at a xenos with fucking dark eldritch power

I feel like this is gonna be one of those threads where everyone just posts their thing, and then don't actually read/reply to any of the posts. I mean I guess there's nothing wrong with that though

How would the paladin react to this?

Paladin is a human clone of a child who died of illness so his personality at his current adult state is a guesstimate of what the child couldve been.

The paladin would decline, but my headcannon ships it.

Battle to the death.

One fighting honorably, the other pulling out all the stops and every dirty trick in the book to make sure he wins.

>Somewhat schizophrenic halfling Wizard, disgraced professor at Wizard school, severe habit of gambling (and cheating, poorly)

>Once-noble Lurk who specializes in stunning feats of athleticism and acrobatics in very vertically-oriented areas

The Lurk would probably take the Wizard's wallet without the Wizard noticing and then climb up a wall or tower or something. The Wizard would locate it and then rain unholy fire upon the Lurk (and his companions') dovecote hideout. Before checking if the wallet is actually still inside.

Current character would have a fucking meltdown after meeting her childhood hero in the (undead) flesh.
Past character would try to keep calm, answer as many questions as possible and not give away that he's a necromancer.

M Dwarf Fighter and F Elf Arcane Trickster hurl extreme racial banter at each other, engage in drinking contest, then laugh with shared stories of idiots they've dealt with in mercenary work.
Elf then passes out, of course.

>German frontsoldier that was a security man at the mechanic's and values his comrades and human life over everything
>A agender newborn angel soldier that embodies the emotion of fear and commited several severe war crimes for survival on a failed training trip to a foreign planet

One would talk to the other to cheer up, while the other would be busy preparing bamboo spears for traps

They were both somewhat geared towards artifact making (one's a wizard and the other one is a blacksmith) and they are both probably insane so they'd probably create something impressive, balances-breaking, retarded or all of them at once.

Vex Treyvana, blaster-scarred human bounty hunter specializing mostly in understatement and dry humor and Antonio de Torres, an Estalian diestro given to showy bragging, sharing drinks, and acting well before he thinks.

Probably drinking and sarcastic jokes from Vex that fly over Antonio's head.

Are we talking characters we've actually played for a decent while, or do one-off characters count?

Warpriest from a religon that thinks arcane spells are heresy
And a enchanment based sorcerer.

Warpriest has never failed a will save and probably isn't going to start, the sorcerer's gonna end up with his head on a pike.

>An Ork Mek and a young Fem-quisitor fresh from Terra walk into a bar.
Theyd probably have a good time fighting demons together. I ship it.

The question isn't "Should we be doing this?" it's "Why didn't we think of this sooner?"

My last two characters were:
>A character I modeled off of Revy from Black Lagoon for a Skulls and Shackles game.
>Basically a Final Fantasy version of me, due to the GM going "Okay, so you were going about your business one day when suddenly you find yourself in a village you don't recognize."

So, it'd probably end up with the two of us, myself against my will most likely, doing a tavern crawl and ending the night with both of us banned from half the tarverns in the region.

Hey I wrote about that

They already did....
Blind kobold warlock was ridding a lizardfolk druid wildshaped into a scaly boar into battle

>Old man who becomes sick and weak if he isn't wearing his gem encrusted, gold trimmed veil

>Greedy as fuck magical thief

Yeah I think she just robs him and runs honestly. They'd probably have been great friends if they had just talked.

Very run to the mill female bard girl meets and inxredibly charismatic six armed skeleton with a flying ship.

They end up having some very interesting conversations, and she gets werided out by how much he talks about how his hair used to be really good while he was alive.

a near perma-drunk wanderer who just wants to play baseball with her super mutant bro meets a rouge pretending to be a wizard (and somehow succeeding).
The 'wizard' most likely agrees to play baseball and swaps all the party's alcohol in exchange for a 'magic wand' (laser pistol) to improve his disguise.

My last two characters are a socially awkward half orc ranger, and a dwarven cleric. They'd probably have an awkward conversation and then be on their ways.

Linus the Paladin says 'hello,' Elsa the Divine Herald says 'hi,' and they walk past each other and go on their separate ways.

If they were actually to converse, Linus would be horrified by how many Gods in Elsa's setting are dead, and Elsa would be horrified at how poorly Gods behave in Linus'. Then Linus would get quietly jealous of Elsa's storybook marriage and beautiful family and 800-year lifespan, while Elsa would wistfully imagine being Linus' age before she got her skin brands she can't erase. The topic would awkwardly shift to politics, and Linus would react with horror regarding the sheer number of people who died in Elsa's homeland's civil war, while Elsa would feel well-disguised contempt for how shitty things are in the Forgotten Realms all the time.

World-weary temple guard, friendly but exhausted from saving the world. Epic level.

Fast-talking, selfish, egotistical bard. Nowhere near epic level.

The bard will try to put one over on the fighter, who will eventually lose patience and hang him from a flagpole or something.

Some of us care!

Mohelius Evilskull McGenocide, Lord of Men, White Lion of the North, Scion of the Deicide, CONQUERING KING would find Galen, the noblemans son, to be amusing as hell, if a bit frustrating. Moho would lose all his cash gambling with Galen, who would then, after buying "the CONQUERING king" a bottle and a meal, exit stage left and get as far away from people as he can. Moho would be bamboozled by the fact he had lost so much money, but begrudgingly respectful; at least he left him a meal and a drink!

that's a pretty neat way to continue in a campaign. I like it.

Who ends up with the laser? Its kinda unclear

The 'Wizard'

>overly judgemental evangelist, paladin, aasimar
>former deputy with survivor's guilt, fighter, half orc
they're both lawful good so they could work for the same cause, but doubtless the aasimar would say something racist or end up arguing and the half orc would stick to her guns and they'd duke it out

Current character is an intelligent, manipulative, and distrustful tiefling child with a portal to the far realms in his brain... Last character.... Jesus I gm too much, half a decade ago I had a halfling sorcerer with a heart of gold and a love for women, wine, and psychedelics.

So, a pretty excellent child/adult buddy/party comedy in the thread of "big daddy", with a third act transition into a mind bending thriller. I'm getting 10 cloverfield lane vibes...

Dude, you just nailed their thinking pattern, especially the wizards.

A barbarian named Doctor Savage and a gnome pirate king.

I think they would get along fine, probably get drunk and the good doctor would join his crew

>Near-retarded grunt from Necromunda. Scarily competent at killing things, even more so by recently-discovered precognition or a BAR in 7mm Winchester
>Mutated AdMech wetworks/infiltration agent who not so much slipped down the slippery slope as threw himself down it. Literal burning eyes, lack of morals and a saviour complex.
There's two ways this goes down. First, the guardsman manages to break through the illusion surrounding the evil heretek and murders him without even trying to talk.
Second, the guardsman fails to notice it and consequently gets turned into a hypercompetent pawn in a misguided grand plan to save humanity.

It's amusing to me that the plucky little Guardsman would win in a fight.

My foolish mentally scarred inventor/airship captain/Big game hunter would prolly be a good dude to hang around. He is funny, charming and very courteous. Provided you are not a savage or a provincial, (Which honestly is pretty much the same.)

My decrepit anthropologist who, unknowing to himself is a magically created and damaged clone of the BBG would prolly be able to keep up with the engineering, and maybe even understand the magic theory, even if he has no formal training on the subject.

They'd probably compare the wars they're involved in and then discuss the geological formations of Hell.

Nothing because they are both dead

First this
Then a cookoff once they both realize that they're both chefs.

I'm assuming this is last two played sessions rather than last two characters created (largely because this is more interesting)

one is Pathfinder, one is 5e, but both are trained cooks and both tend to drink. One is a gunslinger who started off in a tavern, the other is a stormborn sorcerer who was the son of a ship's cook.

A Darfellan Warlock City Guardsman (think more Homicide Detective than just a guard) with an innate distrust of adventurers, which he refers to disdainfully as "questies" and a Dragonborn Storm Cleric adventurer slowly being driven mad as he tries to discover the key to stopping the end of the world by studying eldritch tomes. They would get along like two cats in a sack.

>Young, idealistic Time/Fate mage
>Skeleton Gunslinger
Given enough time, Gunslinger would warm up to Mage, but it'd be a lot of Mage trying to make conversation while Gunslinger gives short and simple replies. Mage might try to nudge fate a bit to see what's under the disguise that Gunslinger wears in public to not be obviously a skeleton, which may or may not work since Mage is more heavily focused on Time magic.

>Warforged Monk
>Dwarf Cleric of Helm
They get along pretty damn well. Both have a pretty friendly nature, though the monk'd probably get a bit of good-natured teasing for having a kind of naive and "elfy" personality.

I am fairly certain my current character (pompous elf male illusionist) would probably just ask my previous character (subservient elf female nature mage) where the local magistrate's office (or lord's castle, or general's tent, or sultan's palace -- wherever the most prominent and most nobly-born people are likely to be) is. She would either direct or lead him there, he would tip her four or five silvers, and she'd be on her way.

>Epic Level Gobbo Barbarian

meets

>Insane wizard who lives in a dumpster

I'm scared

>frost troll seer/mystic
>high elf revenant spellsword with a heavy emphasis on animating things with fire
They don't share a common language so they'd probably give each other a surprised stare as they passed on the street.

If they could actually talk to one another they'd be able to tolerate each other though they don't share a lot of common ground. I imagine they'd respect the fact that both of them are currently trying to punch Destiny in the throat.

dimitri massovich yoranofski. /k/ slavaboo inspired russian hunter in Paranomal (based of the supernatural tv series) has seen a lot of spooky shit, most of which he killed. the rest he ran away from or just left alone cause it wasnt worth killing. can see ghosts and read the truth of someone in their aura. tough as nails that eat other nails. drinks alot, smokes even more. sexually identifies as a T-52, does not on a nugget.

sir thrace corvan, kitsune fighter/rogue from pathfinder with literally ever kitsune racial feat. has spent most of his life behind assumed faces, living lifestyle after lifestyle till his sword for hire landed him a knighthood. sworn to a man he very much respects. plays the buffoon but has a keen mind, a sharp wit and a good heart. fancies himself a robbin hood in shining armor, doing good for the people of his town even if he has to do some shady shit to get it done. bit of a hedonist, likes women and wine but has toned down the one night stands in favor of romance with his cohort.

so a knight of yore and an alchoholic russian (but i repeat myself) meet in a bar. dimitri is not fooled by his glamour but also senses no ill intent from thrace. thrace goes right over to the weird S.T.A.L.K.E.R. looking guy and says "you look like a man who's got some stories. if i buy the drinks will you tell a few." a long searching stare from the russian before a curt "Da. bring vodka and i will talk." they proceed to drink and talk late into the night whereupon thrace stumbles to wherever he's staying and passes out as a little red fox curled up under the bed. dimitri watches him for a few days to see if this obviously inhuman shapeshifter is a threat. sees him just walkin around being a pretty nice guy even if he does go off for some sneaki beaki fox shenanigans. after not seeing so much as a raided chicken coup dimitri breaks off the hunt, deeming him non threatening to the general population but still doesnt trust him.

They totally fuck in a wild, heterosexual, one-off, stress relief encounter and never speak to each other again after wishing each other good travels and trading goods and spells the morning after

>IG Weapon Specialist
>Half Satyr bard
He tries to smash and she puts down the mutant, probably complains more about her shit deployment afterwards.

>Get of Fenris Ahroun
>Children of Gaia Ahroun

They'll enjoy a nice night in the meadhall.

>Seneschal, unofficially in command of a RT fleet who does what she wants cause pirates are free
>Dorf Street sammy, former mercenary, enjoys cyberware, guns, more guns, guns on guns, cyberware, beer, and did I mention guns?

The Seneschal attempts to recruit the deadly squat into her crew as a new meatshield. Nobody questions a thing about the member of the apparently "lost" race of squats, or the techno-heresy that is the dorf's augments other than making half-assed attempts to hide it from the =][= when they come to bug us again.

Pretty much standard operating procedure in our RT campaign

>current character
Gnome Cleric of Fharlanghn, optimistic and strong with his faith, too nice to people and wants to spread hope and good.
>last character
Drunk sailor, who was a bit of an asshole but really funny and totally harmless once you knew him, and really impulsive.
>What would happen
They couldvd been friends but I guess the cleric would try to talk to the drunk out of his alcoholism, or maybe both share stories about journies they had (or didnt have but still tell they had)

>Thousand Sons Sorcerer
>White Scars Stormseer who was sent into the future due to warpshit
Probably have some convo about how everything changed.

Current Character:Animus X-104 Cyborg Government Hitman for Group Assasinations as his assignments and Stock Breeding On Off time Retired Gene Soldier from the 2nd great war 100 years ago kidnapped from his home and converted by the Inquisitorus Quote "My directive is to say my directives,to kill you,and to ask if you have any questions,Do you have any questions?"(personality:Beep Boop Bang "Bang")
Previous Character:Jacky Boy Microwave Enthusiast and Head Warship Mechanic
14 year old prodigy arrested for public indecency and technophilia with a microwave, Was being sent to a delinquents home but due to bueracratic incompetence was on a Super Max Transport which got raided and recruited by a Space God/Pirate,Is now head mechanic and is not allowed near the kitchen Quote"Its....like....one...big...microwave..." (Personality SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT BRENDA YOU SEXY PIECE OF METAL COME BACK)
They Meet up in a bar,Jacky makes a joke about Cyborg,Cyborg kills bartender with a point blank slug to the gut and throws a bottle and a lighter at the two guards setting them ablaze unable to stop him and leaves,Jacky Nicks the toaster in the back
why the fuck did I write their backstories

>Evil martial artist chick who seduce her opponents and kills them mid-sex with her razor-sharp war fans. She can hold her own in normal fight too, but she is too lazy for fighting fair.
>Rugged warrior-monk who is ugly as sin and breaks shit with his magical bare hands. He is also decked out with all kinds of mystical buffs.

This would either end very well or very bad.

>Half-Orc Paladin
>Constantly feels as though he has much to prove, but is otherwise a beacon of good

>Half of a D&D Ettin Warlock
>Hungry for information, but isn't a dick about it

They'd probably get on well.

Peter Bombadil
>A 76 year old who promised a friend that he would keep adventuring until they meet again more than 50 years ago
>Venerable aged fighter/barb that acts more as a chaperone that steers and advises his party out of danger with his outstanding perception and insight. Hulks out to save his party members/dogs when shit gets dire
>Old and gruff and tired, but clearly cares

Pharis Mamello
>Young, overconfident Aasimar Warlock/Sorcerer
>Made a pact with the oldest, strongest demon just to prove that his own celestial powers were superior
>Introspective but has a high empathy to other people's inner conflicts

I think they'd hit it off very, very well actually

>Peter Bombadil
is he a marry fellow ?

>imperial missionary named Torquemaggedon
>empire soldier from Warhammer fantasy that is a huge coward

I feel bad for my empire soldier

Depends on which world we're in

If the first is in the second's

The first probably tries to exploit the second's knowledge of magic and the Gods. The second is slow to catch on to this exploitation, but when he does, he initiates a one-man holy war.

If the second is in the first's

Second breaks down and cries because all the trees are dead and he can't talk to God. The first probably chucks him in a cell until he can experiment on him.

Luckily (or unluckily) they are both from CofD 2e.

A wise, cautious and careful Mastigos Mystagogue, given to subtlety, intrigue and progress, seeking the mysteries he'd lost in a more youthful time. Carrying around a lot of guilt, but also looking ahead just as much. Nautically themed.

An absolutely retrowave Gangrel Bruja vampire styling himself after 80s action heroes, who is armed to the teeth with guns and as strong as the upper limits of the vampiric condition allow him to be. He broke off from the main gang to do his own thing, but no matter his pretenses of humanity, he is ultimately a savage in the end.

If they were to meet in a casual setting, I am certain it would either end with the mage excusing himself quietly after carefully giving himself a couple of sympathetic options to monitor or investigate the vampire, or if discovered, there might be a conflict that frankly, even if I can't imagine the shape it would take, it would be the stuff of legends.

A Brandenburger and a British Commando.

They try to kill each other.