Roll some dice

>Roll some dice
>Dice roll off the table
>Drop to the floor to look for the dice
>Knees slam onto the cement floor

This is why I wear kneepads while gaming

this is a reply for you.

>cement floor
>not having carpeting
>not at least having a rug by your table to make it look more homey
Shit decorating desu.

You are exactly why I ask my player 5(Five) one-hand pushups before coming to my table.

Autist like you are automatically filtered

That, and sucking fat GM dick

You are freaked out by the sight of bruises so you try to bully potential players to feel better about yourself?

Oh wow, it's been AT LEAST six months since I've seen a "post a picture of a girl with an injury and claim she's the OP" thread on Veeky Forums.

Or it was a fucking joke and you're too autistic to realize.

>not embracing the bare-concreted glory of brutalism

You should follow your own advice.