Stroke Fulgrim's Ego Thread

Give him compliments and post Fulgrim pictures.

The funnier the better.

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Ferrus is just better. You killed him. You fucking faggot bastard. You killed him because an inanimate object told you to. He drowned an alien god in a volcano and it fused to his arms, and he never let that fuck him up. You suck ass Fulgrim. I hate you. I hate you more than Horus and Lorgar.

Shove your magic sword up your ass you prissy, team-killing, fucktard. Ferrus Manus was better than you and the universe suffers from his loss, you dick.

This isn't what I wanted... I didn't have a choice... I'm sorry....

Sanguinius was prettier.

Which small equine would be Fulgrim's favorite?

NMM?

The lovebugs seem to be his kind of beast.
>make 1 fucking horse joke.
>snowballs.

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Well, the object was not inanimate, quite the contrary actually...

>This isn't what I wanted..
You are literally holding his head in that image

It was the Laer sword. Fulgrim tried to stop the swing that killed Ferrus but he couldn't, the demon was too strong.

And then later he told his legionnaires he was totally in control the whole time and totally not possessed by a demon anymore and they are the super specialist for realizing something was off but there was nothing to worry about

Someone post that cute ferry Manny and fulgrim picture where Manus makes Fulgrim a shitty picture I can't find it

Because the demon already had full control of him and his soul was stuck in a painting.

I never saw a more appropriate edit

>Fulgrim is such a bitch nigga he never even made it to demon prince, the demon that hijacked him did

Kek a doodle doo

Fine, you win.

That's not Fulgrim, that's some random Emperor's Children captain.

After weeks of suspicion, Fulgrim's inner circle came to the realization that the being presenting as their primarch was, in fact, a warpbeast who had taken possession of his body. There was only one option available: they were going to have to torture the demon out of Fulgrim. And not just any torture, either, it had to be anal torture. It's a fact that as humans eat, so must they excrete the waste from their asshole; similarly, those who have taken on a demon must excrete the foreign soul from their asshole.

Capturing a primarch is no mean feat, and the trap they set was cunning indeed. In the recent evenings, Fulgrim had taken to moving through the bowels of the ship, slaughtering the dregs of the crew and feasting on their pain. He followed the same path each night, so it was a simple matter to convert one of the chambers in the lower floors into a stasis pod. Triggered upon Fulgrim's entry and practically on cue, when he entered they sprung the trap.

They moved the primarch into a special chamber Bile had created deep in his laboratories on board the ship. Confident that the restraint system would secure Fulgrim, they positioned him face-down on his hands and knees, revealing his most vulnerable area - his butthole.
And what a perfect hole it was! Scribes and scholars would have written masterpieces about this orifice if they had been given the chance. Eidolon gasped in pleasure and Bile shed a single tear at both the perfection of their master's anal cavity and at the horrors they were about to unleash upon it.

"Fire up Anal Killer," Bile said, suddenly snapped back to reality. A servitor with a massive industrial drill bolted onto its chest activated and stepped towards Fulgrim.
"Directive?" It inquired in a soulless voice.
Before Bile could answer, the thing wearing Fulgrim said in a sneering voice:
"You think you can take back this body from me? There's no way you'll be able to torture me out of it."
"Activate Fuck Pattern 69," Bile said coldy.

Then, the servitor stepped forward and the screaming started. It started rhythmically, the industrial drill thrusting and penetrating into Fulgrim repeatedly, his perfect hole being torn asunder by the crude Mechanicum technology. A masterwork of genetic sciences and warpsorcery, ruined in moments by a lobotomized criminal. Had Fulgrim not been restrained so thoroughly, his first course of action would have been to kick out and obliterate the servitor, followed shortly thereafter by slaying everyone in the room. Instead, he writhed in agony as the servitor obliterated his anus.

The chief librarian, deep in concentration in the apothacarion, managed to tell the others present: "The demon's hold is weakening! The excruciation is working! Increase the pain!"
Without pause, Bile calmly said "Servitor, initiate supplemental algorithim 420 XXX Anal Devastator."
Wordlessly, the servitor complied. The drill bolted into its chest blossomed additional cutting edges out into Fulgrim like a field of fresh flowers on a spring morning. But here, in the grim darkness of the far future, there are no flowers.
"You'll never force me out of this asshole!" the demon roared, nearly breaking the restraints as the servitor's work began anew. The pain was becoming unbearable, both Fulgrim and demon in perfect agony as the servitor continued its grizzly work.

Suddenly, the chief librarian rose, shoved the servitor out of the way, and inserted his gauntleted fist directly into Fulgrim's gaping, bleeding anal cavity. With eyes closed and muttering the litanies of exorcism, he brought the demon's very form into existence in Fulgrim's colon. The demon shrieked "Nooo!"
Then, he wrapped his hand around one of its slithering appendages and pulled. It slithered out of Fulgrim, taking the appearance of a ball of tentacles with no face and tried to leap into the mouth of the next nearest person. But Eidolon was faster than it was, and it met the business end of his thunder hammer before it was able to possess another body.

Knowing that their master was restored to his rightful place, they immediately began releasing him from his prison.
"Thanks, boys," said Fulgrim as he put on the diaper he'd have to wear until his genehanced physiology healed his destroyed rectal cavity. "That demon had me enslaved for months."

Later, Fulgrim would turn into a giant snake monster for some reason.

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What is this horror
I did not desire to see
Such depravity.

Posting the better version of that image.

Welcome to Veeky Forums, Totally Gay.

For a second there, I thought their noses were hooked around one another.

Hey Fulgrim guess what

You're a faggot

As much a ponce that Fulgrim is, I do like the fact that he is the real deal and his greatest strength is people underestimate him constantly.

>Later, Fulgrim would turn into a giant snake monster for some reason.
KEK

fuck. I want that underwear now. And it doesn't seem to exist on the internet.

Never knew there was so much Ferrus/Fulgrim fanart.

Oh, and Fulgrim dresses well, I guess.

it's weird, the amount of people who are pro-fulgrim and slaanesh seems to have increased a lot in the past month. Not that I'm complaining

*Bolter rounds fired*

That's un-fair. None were fairer than "Princess" Sanguinius.

Posting an even more superior version.

I get this reference.

The Lion was more handsome.

REPENT

nope, only more gay

MOTHER

How can you deny something that is so obvious?

FUCKER

FUCKER

Shit.

I mean in that more manly rugged way.

But if we're discussing Fulgrim then we're going by the pretty boy standard

>But if we're discussing Fulgrim then we're going by the standard
FTFY

He has best butt.

>Never knew there was so much Ferrus/Fulgrim fanart.

Oh my sweet summer child.

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You will see even more horror before your time on Earth is over.

>most handsome primarch
>not Konrad-senpai

Sure is basic bitch taste in here today

That was disgusting
But fear not, for I have long
Browsed seductive /d/

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Fool! This is not a battle you can possibly win! Give in now, or you will be forced to see even MORE degeneracy!

Despite your attempts
I am utterly unfazed
Try harder, user.

Dare you enter my MAGICAL REALM, user?!

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No one hates Fulgrim for killing Ferrus than himself.

I dare to enter
Even if traps are hotter
I do not fear this.

I shall indulge you, haiku-speaking user

You do not know what you seek, foolish user! But very well. You shall have it.

I do not seek it
Please do not misunderstand
I do not fear it.

Very well. If I can not turn you away with vile obscenity, then you may have this other, lesser form of heresy for your efforts.

I didn't run out of pics, or anything.

>this entire thread

Very well.

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Lady of the hour
Beautiful Victoria
What a pretty bust.

>sfw

wat

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Thank me later.

nah, man, i mean you forgot to cover up two balls and a dick.

Do I look like Curzefag to you?

user I know I'm just a filthy phoneposter, but could you please spare some of that sauce?

...fuck

See

Is this thread dead

Is the gay fanfic the only reason women like the 40k universe?

Why do they play nids and not an allied force of IH and EC lead by two barbie Ken dolls?

I play NL...

Do you play with a barbie ken doll?

No. Are the boob-armored warrior women the only reason men like the 40k universe? :p

Men find combat cool.

What do women find cool?

What they think other women find cool

Most women don't like what typically drives men to stuff such as 40k. But the women who tend to enjoy the those settings enjoy them for the same reasons.

As an extention of that, in the same way men will enjoy hetero or lesbian shit in their 40k, women enjoy hetero and gay shit instead.

Not the type of woman attracted to 40k.

t. chick

All these lewd pictures lead me to believe that Fulfrim may have had some unresolved feelings towards Ferrus Manus.

It's difficult to tell. We need more research materials.

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Where did the Anal torture thing come from?
I read 'Reflection Crack'd' but i think i would remember him getting violated in that way

The "pear of anguish" or something like that. Fabius Bile (if I recall correctly) uses it on Fulgrim and Fulgrim even later remarks "It's a shame, I was beginning to enjoy that."