Spells you might cast in bed

Summon Animal Companion

summon succubus (male)

Grease

something to give the bedding superior softness I would imagine

Lvl. 3 Eroticism
Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite
Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness

Haste

Unseen Servant

>summon succubus (male)

Calm Emotions

Flesh to Stone

Guidance
Enhance Ability
Find Traps

>Find Traps

That would be an incubus.

Son of a bitch, came here to post this.
Raise Dead.

Animate

I don't think you understand user.

Succubus (male)

Geas

Beat me to it

I choose prestidigitation for all the orchestrated fireworks, fanfare, and cartoon noises

miracle

I cast Evard's Black Tentacles

On myself

...

Summon rope

Smite

Happen to have sauce?

Clone

oh god that hurts

Technically Succubus just means "to lay beneath," which means a succubus (male) is completely legit as long as they are getting their boipucci fucked.

Sakyubasu no Oshigoto

Hold Person
Silence
Grease
Bigby's Clenched Fist

In that order

Awaken

Root

Dream

I wonder if Identify would show you the target's preferred erogenous zones and techniques.

Also if Plane Shift to the Astral Plane would, in essence, let us have sex with our souls. Physicality has its perks, but transmitting pure love, joy, and desire to the entirety of her being sounds a lot more exciting.

Holy shit, if I have to correct one more person on Veeky Forums about this I'm going to kill something.

A succubus takes life energy, traditionally from men, but could theoretically come in both male and female variety.

An incubus impregnates women to give birth to monsters on Earth.

A male succubus =/= an incubus.

I came to laugh, user. Not to end up realizing that I won't be able to do this to my gf, no matter how matter how long I hold her against me.

And Incubus means "lie on". So if a Succubus is riding cowgirl it's technically an Incubus.

Shocking grasp

they mean futa user.

Don't those deal cold damage?

Cleave

Still wrong, user. Not futa, succubus (male).

>haven't slept in last 2-3 days

...

>Flip a succubus from lying down to on top of you
>Suddenly enormous floppy penis

Australian Power

>Also if Plane Shift to the Astral Plane would, in essence, let us have sex with our souls.
And also get ambushed by githyanki! Fun.
You project onto the astral plane, you goof. Going their physically is a horrible idea.

remove curse
remove disease
summon/create undead
summon natures ally

>Stop having sex just to flip the succubus/incubus above and beneath you to watch the change constantly.

That seems like it would be hilarious.

Draw Upon Holy Might
>the cleric calls upon his god to grant him power for a SHORT period

Bigbys Grasping Hand

Bigly's Grasping Hand is great when used on interns. Low energy mages can't understand that, though. Very sad!

>but transmitting pure love, joy, and desire to the entirety of her being sounds a lot more exciting
Funny you should mention that - this week's Oglaf reveals the flaws there

Spiritual Weapon (Dildo)