Red flags for DM's

>Checking over new players inventory
>13 10 foot poles and two portable rams

>portable ram
What?

Watching somebody fill out a character sheet and one of the first things they put in is a chaotic alignment, then they spend tme thinking about everything else.

Also, anyone who likes ketchup. Ketchup is awful.

What's wrong, bro?

>He doesn't carry portable rams

He was a Rogue with 8 dex too.

Poles are just a meme from AD&D.

They're the best way to check for traps ahead.

Animated ram could be fun too

>rope, pole, pick, hammer, spikes, mess kit, waterskin, dry rations, tinderbox, torches, bedroll, blankie, bells, thin wire, thick wire, axe, book of rocks and minerals, book of edibles, a dog, scrolls of create water, scrolls of create fire, hunting trap, scrolls of shape stone
I s-set up c-camp for the rest of the campaign

>blankie
keke ^_^