Well actually my character is half human and half-

male (female)

Nigger

life 3 confirmed

Human.

ling

Orc

Slime

Beeforged

dandwiki.com/wiki/Beeforged_(5e_Race)

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Irish

lol'd

There is no other half. Just the human half. My character is half of a human.

Hey, at least one half is human.

Please no

Thank you.

Please no thanking. Thank you

Please, no thanking you.

No please, thank you.

No thank, please you

Always remember to say please and thank you.

This is actually the funnies thing I've read all day.

Super male vitality.

This thread has made my day and gives me hope for this medium. Top work fellows.

black

.....actually he's just half of a human. Please call the cleric immediately.

What

That's what she said!

Wheelchair.

Cyborg

But which part's the skeleton part?

The whole thing.

What happened to the other half?

I once had a Warforged player who kept a cat in a similar fashion.

but this. this is my next character.

Half
and:
also fire.

Underrated keks

Dragon-man

I read that as Beerforged at first.

The... skeleton part.

Half centaur half horse.

Basically, a horse body with a human torso and a horse head... A double centaur? I don't know, my DM was amused.

I convinced he only let me play the character because he "secretly" likes Wordsworth (I've, unbeknownst to him, seen the old discs he had imported).

A half draw half orc.

Is that edgy?

cat

Don't do drugs kids.

don't do kids, do drugs

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>dandwiki.com/wiki/Beeforged_(5e_Race)
I read this as beefforged

but a bee is fine too.

And Roger as Pip, the half-parrot, half-man, half-woman, three-quarter badger, ex-bigamist negro preacher, for whom banjo-playing was very difficult, and he never mastered it although he took several courses and went to banjo college.

-gay

Soo... bisexual?

-Mexican starlet, Rosetta Nixon, plays the head of bomber command, whose passion for sea-birds ends in tragedy.

forklift

empty, "and my precious, precious half-man... for *you,* the greatest torment of all... life forever more."

You. You are fine.

Machine

>not making a half half-elf half halfling

Come on lads

-naked!

So you are a barbarian then?

no

D&d

1-Make a human
2-Clone him enought of times to make a cadaver golem
3-Kill all those and make a cadaver with them.
4-Clone the human one extra time
5-Kill the new human and make a half human half cadaver golem, with half golem temple.
6-Turn him into a living being with the spell of that 3.5 book
7-Get this living being and mate him with a female human
8-Use this half human, half(inser mess here)
9-Use the lycantrope template with human (human is animal?) and make the person but the character of step 8
10-Profit

this is for 3.5

-bear and half pig

>Well, my character is half human
>that's it. he's half human.
>no, he doesn't have another half. he's just half human.

FASTER THAN A LASER BULLET LOUDER THAN AN ATOM BOMB

>-human. He's human.

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My character became an adventurer specifically to find the answer to that question.

>The Forest

'Nam vet?