Buttfucked by daemons
How well would these guys fare in 40k?
Ian Scott
Joshua Peterson
According to the lore, they got zero orifices (unless you count skin pores and eyes).
That leaves us with a big question though:
If they do not have mouths, why the FUCK do the female protoss have tits?
Brody Cooper
SC1 protoss don't really resemble the Eldar at all outside of the "ancient technologically advanced psychic aliens" cliche.
SC2 did make them more like Eldar, but SC2 is shit so who cares.
Luke Thomas
Engineered race, xel'naga were some dirty old space manatees.
Noah Hill
whats their invul save from the shield? 4+?
Oliver Gray
>protoss
>not completely crippled by retardation
What is the fucking conclave m8?
>Hurr, durr, we are under attack by da zerg, but you must go find Tassadar!
>Hurr, durr, we fight tassadar because he talked to the icy dark templar
>Hurr, durr, the zerg have overrun aiur, Tassadar plz help
>Hurr, durr, The queen of blades is controlling the Dark Templar matriarch, instead of telling others about this, I'll stage a rebellion!!
The Conclave were fucking morons and single handedly made Overmind's job at invading Aiur ten times easier.
Austin Powell
Everyone that thinks WarCraft or StarCraft were ever going to be licensed GW games needs a history lesson.
When WarCraft was in development, Blizzard had just released the Death and Return of Superman and working under license from DC had turned them off of ever developing anybody else's properties ever again. Allen Adham was literally the only person who wanted to pursue a license agreement with GW, everyone else just wanted to make a fantasy RTS with their own IP and that's what they wound up doing.
And it did great, spawning a sequel and an expansion pack before they even started thinking about StarCraft. Why, after that kind of success, would Blizzard then go and prostrate themselves before Games Workshop for a license that they didn't need?