So anyone want to heard about one SERIOUSLY messed up game? It involved a hell of a lot of guys playing make believe sex, a bunch of shitty GMs, a couple of decent GMs, a wide variety of players, and the most edgy character anyone will likely ever create
The Monster Girl Game
Sure fine. But a Monstergirl Horror game would actually work if everyone plays as an implicitly straight female. Monstergirl Encyclopedia paints most Monstergirls as flesh-eaters, only showing leniency if you've got a functional penis.
>Be Straight Woman in Monstergirl Land.
>Be Eaten, be beaten, and get cucked by every insane fem-beast in the world.
>This is life.
Honestly I wish this was a legit horror game, it would have made a lot more sense. For context, this was a pathfinder game on roll20, and the ad made it seem like a pretty normalish game with a bit of homebrew. The ad did warn of 18+ content, but it didnt specify, so I figured at worst maybe some nudity, nothing extreme. Oh how wrong I was.
When I joined the game had started, and the party were just getting tasked with a job by an npc. The npc being a demon lord. Yes, a demon lord, and for a token the GM was using a loli token. So my first view was of this supposed demon lord tasking the party with "saving" her allies. With no form of religious member in the party, and the Demon Lord's super high disguise check, we just rolled with it thinking maybe the Demon Lord had plans for us. My introduction came in the form of the Demon Lord asking to use my character as a sex toy. No, I am not joking, the GM legit said (as the DL) "Who is this person? Can I use them as a toy? I need a new fuck toy". Great start.
Despite being weirded out, I rolled with it, ignored the DL and introduced myself to the party. They consisted of: A LE gnome rogue who I'll call G, CG halfling bard who I'll call H, W, a CG friendly pyromaniac wizard, and M, the local LN Monk with his npc wife (I later learnt they were a bit higher and the monk had the squire feat) and last but not least, the "leader" of the party, the TN Master Summoner GMPC. After I introduced my guy as the CN rogue, we headed off to do the job with the job being rescuing a bunch of trapped allies of the DL from a bunch of "meanies" who "Captured them".
>I need a new fuck toy
This gon be good.
until you get turned into one yourself due to the latent sex radiation in the air anyways.
We got to the camp, and it's a bunch of paladins. Now at this point, most people would take a step back and wonder what was going on, but like typical murder hobos we went "Free the girls!" who turned out to be Minotaur girls. At this point, the real nature of the game was dawning on me, but i hadn't played in a while and was desprate so I said screw it and rolled with the punches. Midway through, we are struggling but making headway; the minotaur's are free, and some sheep boy npc's are casting a spell. They eventually cast it, and the gm tells us to all roll a will save DC 15. We all failed. The paladins all passed. The GM then announces that each turn, we all had to discard one item that we were holding. I was floored at this point. Without weapons we start to struggle save for his pc who has an eidolon to punch shit for him. After some lucky rolls on our part we kill them all, and head into this abandoned shack where we find one last paladin. A brief scuffle later, he is on the floor, sword to his throat we start to interrogate him. He proclaims his goddess will kill us all, then somehow (depsite being disarmed) stabs himself in the chest killing himself instantly. G turns to my guy and M accusing us of killing the paladin because "you scared him while I wanted to torture him!". At that point I was already facepalming ooc, and then we free the cowgirls/minotaurs (cause yes, there were cowgirls too now). We ask if they are hurt, etc, they were ok but one said "I need a real good milking, so would any of you guys mind helping me drain some of my milk?". At that point, session ended, and I wondered what mess I had gotten myself into. Had I known what was to come, I would never have made it to session 2.
this sounds like its obviously supposed to be MGE, so lol that you weren't aware of what that was before signing up for it.
You think the first stuff might have scared me off, but I was determined to enjoy this. Since the wizard seemed like the nicest guy, my guy started to get to know him and we buddied up ic. OOC he revealed he didnt realise this was gonna be a sex based game, but was determiend to stick around just to have some fun and be the odd one out.
Now sidenote about me, I'm your average lonely guy, so while I was initially weirded out, I thought erp sounded like fun and was tempted to try it. Won't lie, I did it a few times, but the context makes it a bit more bearable (at least thats what I tell myself to live with the guilt)
Some days pass ic, not much is happening. I learn that GMPC who I'll call P has a bar/tavern where the party hangs out most of the time. I thought it was weird, especially when he describes the bar as being full of monsters like fly girls, centipede girls, minotaurs, succubi, wolf girls, and slime girls. My jaw hit the floor when I learnt most of the fly and centipede girls were PROSTITUTES that P hired to "serve" people at his bar. Yes, the GMPC had a bar/brothel as a level 3 character. And as I learnt more about the setting the more I was shocked...
Yep it was. I had never heard of the stuff prior to this game, so at the time everything was new to me. The post didnt specify MGE, cause if it had I never would have even joined to begin with
>centipede prostitute
Well, I guess you have to maximize your handjobs/hour somehow. But still, ew.