A prime source of comedy is for the heroes to enter a foreign culture, and for one of them to unwittingly perform an innocuous action that signals that they would like to marry someone. More crassly, it might instead be a proposition for sex.
Did you hand over an arrow to an elf with the arrowhead facing them? Well, you just asked to marry that elf. Did you offer to help an elf with gardening? Little did you know that that is the elven equivalent of "Netflix and chill."
What are some interesting examples of unwitting marriage proposals and propositions for sex among different races and cultures? Elves, kitsune, yugoloths, or what-have-you; give me your best.
Hunter Collins
at all speaking to a human
Easton Cooper
...
Asher Jones
The paladin once breathed while in the vicinity of the goddess of rape.
Liam Jones
Finding their fetlife account and messaging them for sex.
You know, unlike OP, who'd like to pretend he's more than one person posting these parallel smut threads with anime OPs, I'm gonna be honest here. I'm here to derail the thread by any means necessary, even if I have to ascend to a level beyond mere faggotry and out the other side.
Yes, I am officially diagnosed as a Sperg. However I'm self aware of that fact and use it to deliberately be the worst kind of poster this thread has to offer. I Will do my utmost to make this thread jaw-shittingly cringey, and not in the good way either.
Also I'm hopped up on Vyvance, shitty energy drinks, and Stress from Finals. I WILL be browsing the board autistically for these threads and I will be posting in them.
Elijah Fisher
not speaking is just playing hard to get
Lucas Adams
Just fucking admit you had an anime picture and wanted to admit it OP. Nothing more pathetic then a guy who for some reason needs to lie about shit on Veeky Forums; we're ALL scum here, the least pleasant place on the internet.
Logan Ortiz
Back in an old 3.5 game, we discovered that it turns out that challenging and beating a mermaid in a swimming race is a VERY intimate gesture and an informal marriage proposal. Our Binder was very embarrassed that day.
Carter Perry
Good luck user. I look forward to your work.
Sebastian Allen
>Stress from Finals Now that's a proper energy drink name right there
Cooper Lopez
So apparently asking to spar with a yeti is a proposition for homoerotic cannibalistic pseudo-sex.
Bentley Allen
Thank you. My first order of business will be to bring attention to the fact that Testicular Lingerie exists.
Joseph Perry
oh no not you
Robert Watson
I was already aware of this. Anything else you would care to enlighten us with?
Brody Perez
DUCK YEAH IT'S ME.
You that guy that got the trip ones on the other thread? Don't worry, I've got new material as well.
Julian Lopez
>kitsune Handing her a liver?
Brandon Garcia
Chill out. Seriously.
Andrew Morgan
Indeed, my thoughts towards OP can be summarized in this pic.
Austin Evans
Neat. Hm. Dont have mermaids imc
Jordan Barnes
>Vyvance >Stress from Finals You too? How many mg are you on my dude?