God, so many fucking entitled little niggers in here!
I fucking hate this permaplayer scum. Tell me something, you damn retards, why the fuck do you even play?
For challenge? How the fuck is it a challenge if you can't fail, if there is no consenquence to your fucking up, doing something wrong or just having a bad roll? Yes, even a bad fucking roll - why the fuck would you get only the benefits of good rolls? Why the fuck even roll then, just say PCs always succeed on every fucking task, you entitled little brats? Are you little children, that you can't take failure?
Do you play for the story? Oh, wait, no, it's not "story", it's "RAILROADING REEEEEEEEEE", is it, you goddamn shits? You get fucking offended by an implication that everything doesn't fucking revolve around your shitty little Mary Sue, but when left alone you don't fucking know what to do, but you'd rather sit in fucking silence than try to follow a storyline.
Is it character development or roleplay? Because, if it is, you can all fuck off because we all know you'll always end up as fucking murderhobos trying to kill everyone, including each other. And every fucking NPC is either a joke to you, a threat, or a fucking victim. You approach everyone with the tact of a Gestapo agent with a chronic migraine. You are unable to establish basic relationships with anyone except yourselves. You kill each other because the DM didn't provide you with a fucking reason why you should care about each other. At this point, why the fuck do I even need you? I already doing 90% of everything by myself.
Why the fuck should I as a DM tolerate any fucking shit from you trash? Spend a week planning sessions, crafting a story, plotting events and encounters... Your only fucking duty is to show up once a week and you have face to fucking make demands? No, fuck you! Be fucking glad someone is making an effort to entertain you, and if it isn't to your liking, say thank you and fuck off!