New Year. New PES. It's time for the 2017 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers. Penitent Crusade begins NOW!
>What the fuck is this?
A virtual divegrass tournament run in Pro Evolution Soccer and streamed for the enjoyment of anons everywhere.
>Why the fuck should I care?
Dank memes, top bants, bragging rights, and hype by the bucket load. For more info see implyingrigged.info
Tragedy. We are beset on all sides by tragedy. Cadia is overrun. Creed has been snatched up by Trayzn. Matt Ward has returned. And Veeky Forums, have been relegated. But that is not all that has happened in these dark times... Seeing all these great and terrible events come to pass, our mighty Emperor, beloved by all, has arisen, and stepped forth from the Golden Net to lead His faithful on the field of divegrass once more! As if such a blessing were not enough, as if in answer to his Father's call, Roboute Guilliman has awoken from stasis and landed on Terra, declaring himself Lord Commander of the Goal. Truly, there could be no greater man to organise the defence of the Veeky Forums box than the Ultramarines Primarch himself. Finally (and most curious of all) the great scheming dragon Nicol Bolas has planeswalked to our humble corner of the Multiverse and offered his services as a tactician and strategist, to replace the erstwhile Tactical Genius, Creed.
Now is the time for vengeance, brothers. Today we begin our long awaited rise.
We're up in the first game of the day against /wsg/. /a/ and our good buddies /co/ are in action later on against /i/ and /pol/ respectively so GET HYPE AND WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
At this point in time, there's only one thing we can do.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! GIT HYP YA GROTZ!
Cameron Garcia
Is the team still 50% 40k shit and the rest being just utter shit?
Landon Russell
yall lads best not fuck this up
if there's even anything left to fuck up when we're this far down
Chase Martin
IT'S HAPPENING!
Pre-game rigging has begun.
Matthew Cruz
Time to get out of Fetus lads.
The long night is over, The Great Crusade is about to begin. The Emperor protects.
Isaiah Gutierrez
We have a discord server set up for all things Veeky Forums Cup-related. So pop in if you want to talk about the team or just anything in general. discord.gg/011qOR7qt0vo3Siiv
Austin Perry
...
Nolan Lee
SMOrc
Jonathan Thomas
Do we have our old manager back?
Luis Taylor
MIENTRAS, LOS MAGOS DEL TIEMPO!
Alexander Wilson
Depends on which one you mean.
Benjamin Cruz
Patrician 1-1 draws.
Not a bad start, just unlucky.
Josiah Kelly
Bad timing with the changes for LB/RB, should have done that when the ball was under Veeky Forums control.
Other then that, solid game. Soothed some of my worries for sure. Good job Managers.
Xavier Allen
Don't normally watch it live. When's Veeky Forums first on?
The roster on the team's main page is up to date. The Veeky Forums Roster wiki page has yet to be edited. We've been working on tactics and aesthetics for the last while so we're a bit behind on wiki duties.
Aiden Taylor
Next game is today (Saturday) at 5:30 UTC, Second match of the day. Since Sou is a master of time management expect the the first game to start then (If we're lucky)
We're up against /lgbt/ and their meme formations
Joshua Collins
Forgot to mention it's 5:30PM***
Blake King
>It's Time >1 - 1 against /wsg/ We are fucked yet again.
Jason Butler
What is UTC to EST?
Nathaniel Flores
I've been sick all week, otherwise I'd have finished this sooner. But here's a sneak peek of the next issue of The Daily Neckbeard.
Evan Martin
sup tract 4 hours so 1:30PM
Gavin Garcia
>Middle of work Well, at least I can watch it on Sunday right?
Nolan Ward
>/co/ >/a/ >Veeky Forums
Literally all my teams are in the Fetus now. All but /cgl/, and they're dead.
Justin Smith
Yeah we face Veeky Forums at the same time or 30 min earlier on Sunday.
Brandon Gutierrez
Is the 1d4chan page updated yet?
Austin Watson
Are these recorded?
Oliver Bailey
Yes. The stream link above has videos uploaded after each match day. Alternatively, you can check archive.klaxa.eu
Luis Nguyen
is that a chaos start or 8 harpoons on our logo
Jordan Cook
It's an eight-pointed star, yes.
Luke Jenkins
Good luck Veeky Forums
Dominic Stewart
Keeping the thread afloat for later use
Evan Rogers
We do our best.
Carter Murphy
Kickoff for today's memeball is in about 1.5 hours. Or 10pm PST.
Today's matchups:
/wsg/ vs Veeky Forums Veeky Forums vs /lgbt/ /a/ vs /t/ /i/ vs /y/ /pol/ vs /trv/ /co/ vs Veeky Forums
Gabriel Nelson
You mean 10am PST.
Lucas Brown
Herp derp, yeah it's AM sorry.
Also here's our SPIRITUAL LIEGE for those who missed yesterday's game. You still have time to watch it if you go onto the hitbox archives.
Bentley Parker
Just over 15 minutes, lads.
Jayden Ross
Welp, it's happening. Out of curiosity, you guys think Veeky Forums or /wsg/ is gonna take this first one?
Joshua Collins
Toss up, if you ask me.
However, happening has been delayed due to shitty internet.
Colton Walker
So if Veeky Forums trounced /wsg/ but we tied with /wsg/, what's that say about when we face Veeky Forums tomorrow?
Christopher Martinez
We're up next.
ERE WE GO! ERE WE GO!
In that case it's Win and In.
Zachary Young
Don't matter if we can smash LGBwhatever the fuck they will have 0 points meaning we advance.
Thomas Moore
ERE WE GO LADS
Adam Ortiz
Don't worry, its only /lgbt/!
Elijah Lee
Don't you fucking jinx us.
Ayden Wood
It begins!
Luke Sanchez
What is this Semen Slurping Bullshit?
Adam Lopez
We're sucking ass
Aaron Edwards
What the fuck happened between 2015 and now?
Josiah Long
WHAT
NO
HOW
Luis Gonzalez
RIP
Brody Martin
That was some major bullshit.
Cooper Jenkins
We've fucking WON A MAIN LEAGUE CUP, how are we losing to fucking /lgbt/!?
Aiden Adams
NOT AS PLANNED
Adam Ward
You cunt, you rigged it against us with that flippant comment.
Alexander Martin
...
Connor Ramirez
OH SHIT DOOMRIDER
Christopher Foster
C-C-C-COCAINE
Justin Hill
DOOMRIDER IS /ourboy/!
Parker Morgan
DOOOOOOOOOOMRIDER!
Lincoln Morgan
DOOMRIDER
Henry White
Doomy is the only real hero on the team, he carries the other useless shits.
Gavin Campbell
OH BUT WAIT! JUST WHEN ALL HOPE SEEMS LOST, A HERO EMERGES!
TO SHOW US THAT ALL WE NEEDED TO WIN...
WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF COCAINE!
Lincoln Moore
Doomrider got in the cocaine stash finally, hopefully we can avoid complete embarrassment now.
Camden Reed
DOOMRIDER
HE DOES COCAINE
Parker Bailey
What a fucking save by Tancred just there. Snatched the ball from in front of a boot.
Colton Nguyen
"Man does cocaine and takes on a team of fags."
Owen Kelly
1-1
Lincoln Long
Better than nothing I guess.
Adrian Diaz
Our second 1 All draw of the fucking qualifier.
Kevin Lee
>Doomrider is Florida Man
I'm ok with this.
William Miller
>Better than nothing I guess. Literally what everyone says every time on this fucking board whenever we end up with a draw. Guess what: Draws are not wins, and without wins You Can (Not) Advance. Only wins give you enough points to get out of the Fetus, but I guess when your managers are all fixated on just doing the bare minimum to not lose you don't deserve to enter the Babbies anyway.
Isaac Walker
Florida man is certainly a servant of Chaos.
Adrian Hall
I said it more as a resignation to our fate rather than trying to stay positive. We'll probably get out of fetus, but not out of babby.
Parker Anderson
/tg not progressing again. We need better cocaine
Julian Sanchez
>Only wins give you enough points to get out of the Fetus Except that's not the case.
Still, I can guarantee you the plan for every match her was to win.
Parker Brown
>I can guarantee you the plan for every match her was to win
This. No plan survives first contact with the enemy.
Anyway, stick around for /a/ and /co/.
Ayden Moore
Well we still have a decent shot but Veeky Forums is dominating this shit group so we'll see how badly our goal difference gets fucked up.
Jordan Rodriguez
We should have done something about Slaanesh, we would have had a better score if (s)he didn't have a hand in this.
Sebastian Nguyen
This "playing the passive game" bullshit never fucking works. While Veeky Forums is fucking around with the spaghetti in it's pockets, Chad is slapping the games right on their collective asses. Get more offense in there! SCORE some shit! Don't worry so much about defense, that's what the defensive line and goalie is for! I mean come on, besides Doomrider, who else is on offense?
>Only won 2015 out of luck.
Easton Howard
Did you spot our 3 defenders, only one of whom is a CB?
Carson Turner
>We'll probably get out of fetus, but not out of babby. Remember /co/ last Autumn Fetus?
Owen Anderson
Third gets through this time, Veeky Forums are through as long as they don't get BFTO by Veeky Forums and /wsg/-/lgbt/ is a draw. Also >/a/
Wyatt Brown
That doesn't mean anything. Passive game means your live manager doesn't really adjust to the game's performance.
Totally different managers from 2015.
Brody Gray
Yes. Why do we need 3 defenders? Could we do with 2? Heaven help me, could we do with 1?
How do you get more control of the ball? Put more men on it. Even 1 more up the field could make a huge difference. Keeping control defensively is important, but they'll still inevitably get shots off if the ball is on our side of the field.
Isaiah Johnson
Veeky Forums? Didn't we go the the winter ball with them?
Joshua Wright
The strategy is feed Doomrider the ball all the ball all the time
Eli Flores
...then, when he gets dog-piled, misses, or blocked, (because soccer) we realize we barely use half the team.
Xavier Lee
Winter ball got cancelled. The whole ball business is basically dead, and that's ultimately a good thing.
Nicholas Russell
it will be back in a few years when people get bored enough again. It has worked that way from the start.