Stat him

Stat him

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Level 8 Jackass
+5 to hit vs Clerics

Large beast, unaligned
Armor Class 14 (natural armor)
Hit Points 26 (4d10 + 4)
Speed 30 ft., climb 30 ft.
STR 14 (+2)
DEX 16 (+3)
CON 12 (+1)
INT 2 (-4)
WIS 11 (+0)
CHA 4 (-3)
Skills: Stealth +7
Senses: blindsight 10 ft., darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 10
Languages -
Challenge 1 (200 XP)
Spider Climb. The spider can climb difficult surfaces, including upside down on ceilings, without needing to make an ability check.
Web Sense. While in contact with a web, the spider knows the exact location of any other creature in contact with the same web.
Web Walker. The spider ignores movement restrictions caused by webbing.
ACTIONS:
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one creature. Hit: 7 (1d8 + 3) piercing damage, and the target must make a DC 11 Constitution saving throw, taking 9 (2d8) poison damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. If the poison damage reduces the target to 0 hit points, the target is stable but poisoned for 1 hour, even after regaining hit points, and is paralyzed while poisoned in this way.
Web (Recharge 5-6). Ranged Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, range 30/60 ft., one creature. Hit: The target is restrained by webbing. As an action, the restrained target can make a DC 12 Strength check, bursting the webbing on a success. The webbing can also be attacked and destroyed (AC 10; hp 5; vulnerability to fire damage; immunity to bludgeoning, poison, and psychic damage).

Can't remember, why does he hate clerics anyway? Would he hate them in bloodborne too?

Race: Slav

Statru-mi.

Max historical accuracy!

why is he crouched like he's taking a shit

he's slavic

Have you played bloodborne? He has even more reasons to hate clerics in that game.

And the answer is yes, he does still hate clerics in Bloodborne.

As for why I don't think it's ever said why.

Considering how much of a but hole Petrus is, along with Rhea's guards, I'm starting to understand his views.

>Can't remember, why does he hate clerics anyway?

They never say, he just does. I think it's because he hates Petrus.

>not squat him

If I remember right, clerics are the ones who killed him and sent him off the Lordran to begin with, which is a shitty place for a dickass thief to go to.

On topic, rogue with a feat for a tower shield and lots of kicking bonuses. Rogues can wield spears, right?

Well he hates clerics in Demon Souls too

>but hole

You're anonymous here, friendo, you can use big-boy words like 'ass'

He's using message text

Fine work!

>try tongue, but hole

Git Gud

I honestly don't remember why he'd hate the church in bb, yes he believed in amigdala as he was in another faction but the church was doing and failing its own thing

Despair

Try jumping off

Could this be a trap?

Despair ahead

Play the game you fucking faggot.

UNBREAKABLE

He is just the Dick ass thief we all hate and love.

He never states any sort of hatred for the church in BB if my memory is correct. He worships a nightmare deity of a sorts too

It's just a meme. He hated clerics in Demon Soul's, so his pathological anger carries over to DS too

This sounds like someones headcanon. No one ever states this

End this meme

Took me a second.
Bloodborne is fucking sweet

>how to spot a casul that needs to git gud: the post

beware of bait

I'm sorry.

Because they're often corrupt and greedy. He does what he does to punish greed, according to his dialogue at the end of TRC.

Fighter 3 - Samurai
Maul as main weapon
Splint armor
18 STR
8 DEX
20 CON

Fuck the rest that's all he need.

Shitposting in a shit thread.