I cast greater twinned maximized repeating chaining splitting homing scorching ray

I have a goddess in my setting that basically just decided she wasn't going to deal with MU shit and flipped the table on the setting, so now they don't do that.
>inb4 I just cast a spell to end this goddess's influence
She's the setting's equivalent of Mystra, so no you don't.

>greater
No such metamagic.
>twinned
+4 spell levels
>maximized
+3 spell levels
>repeating
+3 spell levels
>chaining
+3 spell levels
>splitting
+1 spell level
>homing
No such metamagic.

>scorching ray

>free action repeat it via Ocular blast.
Did you mean ocular Spell?
That's not how Ocular Spell works. Also +2 spell level.

That's a total of a level 18 spell slot and 8 feats. Seven if you use a metamagic rod. Using metamagic reduction abilities you can arcane thesis for - 6 spell levels and - 6 more if you are an incantatrix getting it down to a level 6 spell. You need iron will for incantatrix but can get it with stating in that aboleth dungeon.

That puts you at 9 feats and level 12 minimum, ignoring the rest of your bullshit.

The enemy has purchased a ring of counterspells for 4000 GP, it automatically stores the first scorching ray cast at no effect, and instantly counters the next scorching ray cast at it.

This occurs continually and no damage is done.

Do you want to die to orbs? Because that's how you die to orbs.

Grapple

Shut down by Freedom of Movement.

>I cast counter superior quadrupled intensified recursive transsubstatiated exacerbated propagating expanding immanent scaling collossal spherical transmultiuniversal seeking polyafflicting animaic disensouling fractalomorphic Rock Falls Everybody Dies, Especially You, Get Out Of My House Now.
Fuck you I'm staying. I'm staying in your daughter's room tonight.

What the fuck is this even possible?

>turns magical antimagic belt on
>it turns itself off
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Its not in my games because I run chainmail

Goes more like this: "My wizard uses his great and terrible arts to (babbles about the arcane for 20 seconds) and defeat *whatever*

Ok, roll a 4 or higher on 2d6. I'll give you first attack because *wizard.* If you fail, you're done for the round, and the horde of undead around you will probable hurt you because they just need to roll a 10 or higher on 2d6, which isn't THAT unlikely.

Wow that sounds like a shit system.
>unleashed arcane elemental maelstrom does the same as a nigga swinging a stick
GOOD SYSTEM user, ITS NOT LIKE THEY IMPROVED ON IT LOL