Who wants to hear a story about the tau that killed slaanesh
also general story time thread
Crazy adventures in a campagin
Ethan White
Leo Clark
>the tau that killed slaanesh
I'm already at full cringe. Please, take me further.
Charles Brooks
I do, now tell me how.
Josiah Nelson
Well that sounds stupid, but also interesting enough to warrant a story.
Christian White
why yes, continue my tales of victory
Gavin Cruz
Alrighty Lets begin
>Gming for my friendo savuo
>One player derailed my campagin so hard I now have to fight slaanesh. More on that later
>Flat out are Only war went to shit. When the tau joined.
>After these fucking IMPERIAL knight destalibsed the universe by fucking out noising the god himself. Now to savuo
Christian Gonzalez
i was there since the beginning thank you very much
Adrian Parker
but yes. i was the sergeant to a squad of fuckups that included me, a dysfunctional cult of the pure form guardsman, a knight that was themed off of jojo's bizarre adventure, an tech priestess who served said knight, an eldar warlock (more about her later...), a spriitseer, and his wraithlord companion
Carter Morris
and to make matters worse. we were fighting tyranids... and lots of them
so there we were, fighting tyranids at a dam and then
SUDDENLY SHRIKES
and i cut one in half with my sword (yes i can melee, i have a WS of over fifty)
Liam Barnes
or more specificly, i kicked it in the head, and it fel face first into the ground (it died to say the least)