/cyoag/ - CYOA General

How short, and what variety of witch?

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Probably one big page, but with build paths for cutesy ones, lewd ones, or evil hags.

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Seems like that would be tough to cram into one page, but I'm definitely interested

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Fuck I was gonna do this.

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You should both do it and compete for our approval.

YOU MUST BATTLE TO THE DEATH.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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Sounds good. Our ideas our probably at least slightly different anyway.

I won't lose.

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How many different waifus would you want in a waifu choosing CYOA?

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I think six is a good number. You don't want to go overboard like Beri.

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I don't mind the competion.

First time reading this, where's the option to just waifu the intro girl already? The octupus girl and creepy loli are close seconds though.

As many different interesting or appealing personalities you think you can come up with, minus one or two.

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>where's the option to just waifu the intro girl already?
last page

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Yeah that's what I figured. I just feel like I need to add more to make absolutely sure there's one for everyone.

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Literally no one in the entire Omni verse could possibly be interested. What were you thinking?

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Does this ever fucking end?

Which Witch would we switch?
Will we Switch the Witch without a Hitch?
What's the Stitch on the Witch?
Are you sure she's not a Litch?
I really hope she's not a Bitch!
If she's a Dryad does that make her a Flitch Witch?
Is she Sexy and will Scratch my Itch?
If she gets Preggers we'll have to Get Hitched!

Please remember to have only one waifu.
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu.

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Was this finished?

Do you wife the witch or be the witch?

As many as you can. I think it becomes perfect once you get in the range where almost no one but the most dedicated of waifu hunters would even bother to read all of it. It makes it more emotional by requiring you to say "stop, I found her" at some point, rather than looking through everything and turning the choice into a purely rational puzzle.

The choice only truly matters if you make it in a state of incomplete information.

That literally was the end.

Why not both?

I shall not, will not bag the hag
but I'll slam the magic slag!
I'll bang her like a cheap screen door
and maybe go back for some more!
the cute one i'll wine and dine
but only if shes busty and fine!
so show me, show me these magic gals
maybe we can just be pals?

infinitely expanding kaleidoscope of waifus.

This is /cyoag/ motherfucker, we collect waifus like Italy collects military defeats.

Be, of course.

Your poem sucks, no-one cares which
stop or end up in a ditch.

So Branching Heart is the ideal?

Around how many waifus does it take to get to that level?

What you want to be a Witch?
and play with your sorceress clit?!
Will you strum it during the day?
Will you tweak it when you're hot?
And add those juices to your Pot?
Watching them bubble and boil
Stirring potions as you toil!
Magic liquid trickling down your thighs
That really opens up ones eyes!
Such a naughty slutty little Vamp
You've charmed me, now i'm in your camp!

Did someone say witch?

There is no way that I can stop
in the bucket of cyoag these are but a drop!
Doggerel is the word for the day
I bet you're smart enough to play!
What kind of rhyming Witch would you be?
Let us know we all want to see!

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How i am supposed to choose!? this is cruelty

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Play it a bajillion times and pick a new waifu each time for alternate yous!

Twile is still the only option for me.

Orb of Life
Library
Employment
Twile
Autopilot
Body Swap
Dream Gateway

I'll definitely take her deal eventually. I don't really have a problem with reading thoughts in general, but I don't think we should go straight from first meeting strangers to that. Soon though, I don't like the idea of her (or me, if she's in control) not having any sensory input when not in control.

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I see. Well I've got another CYOA to finish before I start on the witch one, so

>not immediately picking Fei La
She is the patrician waifu

That would be easier if my alternate mes were not here trying to choose too

How fucked am I if I choose the succubus and choose to feed her to maturity? Should be fine with the love potion, right?

Ryming is just slightly witchy
stop it now or I'll get bitchy.

I feel morally obligated to pick Skala and Piet so Skala can see her big sis again.

She's a vapid cum dump. A true waifu needs to be good for something besides sex.

>I see, ours sound like they might be pretty similar then. Well I've got another CYOA to finish before I start on the witch one, so good luck.
Is what I was trying to type.

Fuck I'm tired.

>female
>being good for anything besides sex
Nice joke.

You know what they say...one is the loneliest number and umm two's company and three's a crowd and umm four plus is a fun time!

Robots go home

>(You)

Anyone interested in a CYOA about being sold to a travelling circus?

>$400 a week
Fuck, that's not even a full time salary for unskilled labour. I'm gonna need that and a regular job.

Maybe HUMAN females, but almost none of these are. Plenty of options here have interesting talents or hobbies in addition to sex.

Manky anime gal with a gun?
That is just not any fun!
Here let me show you some witchy tits
They're almost always really big hits!

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Just watched Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and my sci-fi bladder is ripe as hell, POST SCI-FI AND SPACE OPERA CYOA.

I can't do this any more
0-1 is the final score.

Are thye people who say this actually serious or meming?

1 waifu per alternate self, so you're safe.

>take welfare
>take surveillance (cool free house and I don't care about people watching me play vidya)
>take Pan
>make Pan work selling bread at the bakery/house
NEET masterrace

Well you got me, I'm done and gone
I think this round you've surely won!
It was nice to banter with you,
but for tonight I think I'm through.
Sleep well or have a very nice day,
I look forward to next time we play!

You'll grow fat tho without the library upgrade.

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Meh. There are worse things in life.

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How do authors like Beri make those beautiful borders around their images? I DEMAND TO KNOW!!

Looks like they literally just used the rounded rectangle tool with some thiccer lines and then put a drop shadow.

Nows the part where it turns out you don't use photoshop

Photoshop is too heavy for my shit computer.

Ok i finally managed to choose i pick dream home & welfare then i choose Bedlam and waifu her and pick Freaky form and Pandemonium

I'm not I do use photoshop and I'm pretty sure that's not it. Their borders almost look like fancy frames you'd see in an art gallery.