/cyoag/ CYOA General - Speakeasy Edition

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>Army of One
Use your brain.

so wait...is angel a valid companion in traveler?

Are you seriously saying that army of one is capable of stopping lightspeed, let alone lightspeed + neutralize?

Because I want to make sure that's what you're saying before i laught at you. I lie, i'm already laughing at you

That's really cool, user.

But is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha?

And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.

Psychopathic Flash.

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Are you the one looking for waifus or the one looking for husbandos?

If waifus, see If husbandos, see

Yes, you can die if you collide with something. At the very least I can't lose with Army of One.
But you can always pick Limited Omniscience and Molecular Telekinesis.

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So you didn't read what the abilities actually do. Ok. I'm laughing so hard right now

Is this satire or do you actually think you're clever for picking a bunch of blatantly OP shit

>pvp cyoa
>doesn't pick the most powerful abilities
So you're also stupid in addition to not reading the powers.

This is one of my favorite CYOAs. It's so simple but it's also so effective at its goal.

user, you are weird.
You can always explain why you think that Lightspeed and Neutralize are the best combination. If you are assuming that the precognition count as sight, yeah, its the best combination if you know where your enemy is. But then you have somethings like God Mind or Vanish.

Yes, congrats, user. You've won PvP and henceforth no one shall be able to post that cyoa. You will receive your internet points in the mail shortly

And you're stupid.

Lightspeed means you're the flash. Nothing else can harm you because your actions occur on a timescale so fast compared to anyone that doesn't have lightspeed, they may as well be frozen in time.

This trumps damn near everything, and neutralize trumps the things it doesn't. If you care about civilian casualties you pick up something like Oracle. If not you just stab every motherfucker on the planet.

Reposting cool new Beri OC from last thread.

>beri
>cool anything
no

rrrrepost

That's kind of mean desu senpai.

Accurate, though.

>Beri CYOA that's only 1 page
Jesus fuck I thought the day would never come. I mean, I like pretty much all of Beri's work, but fuck some of it's ridiculously sized.

...it is only 1 page, right?

Then what CYOAs are cool, Mr. Super-Intelligent Almighty Objective Tastemaker?

Yep! Unless Beri adds more.

Things you don't make, beri

Which Companion is angel? Pyromaniac girl?

Good luck staving everyone to death while half of the fuckers are smart enough to see this coming, know that you are going to do it at the moment, are permanently invisible, have a invisible wall around themselves at all times, etc. It was fun to play imagine with you, I wish I could continue, but I have better things to do.

user please enlighten us with your amazing tastes

>Thinks any of this matters when anyone who doesn't have lightspeed is basically time stopped
I welcome you joining this pvp match, because you will die easily.

I know that in general people don't like outright nerfs, but how about emphasizing negative potentially negative details people have ignored? Is that more palatable to people, if it's already implicit but you just highlight them?

I think it makes sense that sometimes you have to clarify yourself because people didn't understand what you were actually saying.

The only people that don't like nerfs with good reasoning behind them are whiny faggots that want everything to be easy. I know that given the nature of Veeky Forums that's a lot of people, but they gotta learn eventually, so I don't think it's a good idea to pay attention to them.

That said, if you're nerfing shit just because you don't like it, then...I dunno...deal?

>but they gotta learn eventually
They don't though. Especially not from a cyoa author on a power trip. All they'll do is not give writeups.

WEEPING ORC SELL GOBLIN AT SO SO LOW PRICE, IT MAKE WEEPING ORC CRY

I can't fuck this.

I guess that's one way to remove waifumancing as a consideration in your CYOA. Christ, I might have to go through this seriously wanting to "raise them properly".

>changing your oc is a power trip

What

Beri actually has quite a few 1page cyoas. You should check out his drive....in the pastebin.

Do better, whore.

Beri's too nice to reply to you like that. Idiot.

Those pics are such shit quality though

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Funny I thought some of those pics were far better then the usual booru fare. To each their own.

No I mean the CYOAs are all pixelated.

>some of it's ridiculously sized.
Posting branching heart

In his google drive? They shouldn't be are you sure you're actually downloading the full cyoa and not a thumbnail/smaller preview? Click on the cyoa itself and choose download from the menu at the top iirc, that should get you the full sized image. If you just click and an image pops up and you save that, you're getting the smaller preview image.

I decline

Gobbo only acceptable option

Hyena

Example: In the single cyoa image folder is the wizard cyoa. When I download it, it's 1000x5000 and just over 4 megs, and looks just fine.

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That's probably what was happening. Thanks user

Forget the whole cyoa. My goal is literally just to put the fear of the gods in smiling Joe lol

We just had that a thread or two ago though
lol

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Fuck. Should I just quit now before I get too deep?

Yeah prob

Post the princess one

Dubs agree, you gotta stop.

Anytime!

Wait which princess one?

The you-are-my-sister-now(-kinda) one with the resurrection n shiiet. That was Beri right?

Reposting from last thread.
>unchanged
I don't really want to be a girl to be honest. Not that I exactly like how I look. But I've been able to get along with kids well with my ugly mug.
>Resort
The Fast delivery and large amount of beds to use are the biggest pluses here. However, seeing the city from so high will likely make the girls want to go out often but I can really only image taking them to the movies and theme parks, .Otherwise I'd much rather be a homebody
>Children at heart and Demon form
I've been told I've had this with children before, and a few aspects of the role model and comfort aswell but I think child at heart paired with time and the age difference would be good enough to keep them happy and healthy. Demon form is for anything that could possibly get into the hotel or anything out in the city.
>Rebirth
Rename her Harriet. I'm kinda going for all of the low maintenance girls. I'd totally be willing to help her through her existence crisis aswell and we'd try to follow the same steps I took.
>Pleasure
Rename her Vivi. A thick, innocent girl who loves cuddling and sports a ponytail is my kind of girl. Born to be a homebody. If you have the sauce and possibly a link to the artist's other work I'd appreciate it.
>Love
Rename her Lilly. Taking her into the city may be hard with her eagerness to help others, but you sorta have to take the representative of pure love in these kinds of cyoas, you know?
>Sweetness
Rename her Cassidy. I would honestly be totally content with just playing with the girls for weeks at a time. As long as I keep them fed and on a decent schedule I'm happy.
>Pop
Rename her Miranda. I used to compare reality to fiction a lot when I was younger. It would be a great to have a gal that could really anchor me to binge watching a TV show, I'm pretty horrible at it. I would feel kinda bad for pushing so many TV shows on her. Especially age inappropriate and honest to god pornos. Unteralterbach really needs that sequel.

>Changing your own content that you made and have creative control over is a power trip.
Maybe sometimes, but far from always.

Royal Revival

Royal Revival, I got that.

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Is Beri really a guy? I can only imagine someone who makes CYOAs like that as a sweet cute girl.

Maybe he's just gay?

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I thought everyone here was a little girl.

Dude like half the people here play as girls almost none are gay.

There's got to be at least one big guy in these threads.

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beri is clearly the universes sole petite genderless slime

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"The most ancient and noble of martial arts: Beating a Motherfucker with Another Motherfucker."

A chuckle was had.

Advertising +2
Rescue Gob +3
>Goblin Gal (-2)
>Cooking Class (-1)
Problem Gob +1
>Goblin Gal (-2)

Aedesui Mixed Breed (-3)
Combat Course (-1)

I get a taller, stronger, combat-trained goblin bro to help out with manual labor and keep my Problem Gobling Gal in check. Rescue Goblin Gal learns how to cook so she has a hobby to focus on and learn about, helpful for rehabilitating her.

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For some reason this always seemed like a really comfy CYOA

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It's my favorite CYOA

You better take that back right now.
Beri is one of the best authors we have.

You want a waifu cyoa right?

Update
>Added a new Semblance option. "Blank Slate".
That is all.

I wonder how long it will take by new CYOA to be forgotten after it comes out.

>Forced to pick between giving her the ability to die and going on adventures killing aliens or hunting vampires

Think of the last time you've seen anyone repost "Sidekick Cyoa". I don't think Reddit even reposted it.

As in no longer current news?
Half a thread if it's not well received, a week if it's really popular.

Forgotten as no one posts it? Probably never. People still posts those old zombie Apocalypse ones

Are you well and truly prepared for the shitshow you've just unleashed?

I haven't even seen it before.