REJOICE BROTHERS

YOUR SLAVERY TO THE FALSE EMPEROR

ENDS TODAY

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I normally don't feel sorry for Chaos, but boy oh boy is Guilliman gonna ram your shit in. Sorry not sorry, Chaos fans.

At least you get new Death Guard models! Daemon Mortarion, that's gonna be fucking sweet. And seeing as they've already revamped Kharn and the Thousand Sons, I'd imagine at the LEAST we'll be getting a new Lucius model, even if they don't actually release new Emperors Children models.

I can't hear you over the sound of my Bolter, traitor.

Legs looking really ladylike there...

All the better to walk over your corpse.

Thanks brother! But Im already praising the True Emperor!.

So is chaos objectively a weakness?

>Space Marine
>Space Marine + powers of Chaos
>loyalists always shit on traitors

Chaos seems to make you shitter and less powerful than you were before.

I don't think you understand the power of cultists with grenades.

>Ultra-PTSD

Feel bad for the chaos boys.

They aren't even gonna get a little win before they get Sigmar'd by old Guilliman.

WRONG PIC

>my bolter
Nigger, you magpies loot more than we do. We both know that's not your bolter.

We'll see.

They don't usually add a detail tab for Terra, do they?

Why would I want to end my slavery to one person only to become a slave to live, four new people.

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Easy women, great drugs, and Ancap memeball tier policies?

So what happened to Deliverance that it's not showing up on the maps now. How fucked are the ravens with these new developments. Haven't kept up with lore since 5th ed.

>Chaos seems to make you shitter and less powerful than you were before.

laughingDaemonPrinces.warp

I'm gonna hijack this thread for the sake of helping new Chaos-ites find their patron.

Does anyone know any top-tier quizzes, methods, etc for determining which of the Big Four someone would worship?

I always end up as Chaos Undivided, and it annoys me. I'd probably fall to Nurgle, since I'm a gloomy fuck, but there are elements of Tzeentch I also like. I'm also a hedonist, and an angry fuck sometimes on top of that. It's so hard to choose!

I typed "which chaos god am I" on google and it returned results for "which chaos god are you" and then I took a twenty minutes quiz but when I pressed submit an add popped and I mistakenly pressex x on the new window twice so I also quit the test and now I don't know

Traitor = fine
Chaos = no

I don't do drugs, I don't like memes, and I don't want my penis to turn into a spiked mess when I wake up cause the one night stand I had decided I needed some piercings.

Fuck outta here

so this is the power...of autism

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What MBTI personality would perturabo be? I'm thinking ISTP.

INTJ

If Demon Prince Fulgrim doesn't have massive snaketits I will be MOST put out.

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But you're literally wearing human skin and that guy's gun is telling me to kill myself in pig latin.

Wearing human skin is just as ethical as wearing animal skin.

Truly I now see why the Ruinous Powers are stronger than the false emperor.

>Being a Chaos Marinelet
LMAO you're so LITTLE tho!

What will Chaos roll out to counter the NuMarines. Their own NuCSM?

Good rules for Possessed.
Rethinking Oblierators into something useful.

Blood Ravens suck. Pick a better chapter

Half of the Numarines under Warmaster Borus will turn to Chaos because reasons.

>it was a flaw in the geneseed all along

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