In the future of space, what are some good reasons why all the women would wear miniskirts?

In the future of space, what are some good reasons why all the women would wear miniskirts?

Asking for a friend's campaign.

It's in style

It's feminine and socially acceptable.

There's not, just admit you're running an unrealistic campaign.

Easy access

So they can wear comfy space leggings without worrying about camel toe.

It happens to be the most popular fashion of the time

This reason fits with literally every time period you can possibly go to

Everyone's a slut. The pure girls all wear long skirts.

> TFW all women and the rest of the human race except 1 slob are dead.

Fashion moves in cycles, these women by wearing sexy mini skirts are dresssed in what we think of as modern formal attire. The Hillary Clinton pants suits of their time.

If they strapped on some knee high boot heels they would be ready for the space opera.

The whores of this time dress heavy so they can enjoy being derobed.

Salty

you can wear them while you are in a space suit, whereas normal skirts would rumple up too much and inhibit movement

Blood-smelling parasites are a common occurrence in space, and so miniskirts make it easier to perform hourly vagina inspections.

Because /pol/ conquered the earth with their autism and normal binary gender roles were reassigned. Bill Nye was burnt in effigy and his ashes were sent to Venus as an offering to the sex goddess. Also most women in space tend to not have executive or technical roles because they are shit at both.

To express their feminine identity and power, and show that they are an equally powerful sex, but with different strengths and weaknesses than men.

Truly it was the best of times

Quick, easy access to their vaginas

Because everyone wears miniskirts.

It's obvious.
Mustang is the fuhrer of the galaxy.
I'd follow him for the rest of my life, he's a miracle.

Because that shit's hot as fuck. Not shitposting, I'm just saying that there is no GOOD reason for that. It is hot though.
>mfw

the men are easily distracted and women use that to their advantage in combat or negotiations.

Don't you turn Red Dwarf into one of your shitty memes.

>that gif
The years have not been kind to Plucky

There's not a good reason except fashion, cultural tradition or if old gender standards are still a thing. if the females have a logical reason for it, then the males would also be required

It's for easy access.

>In the future of space, what are some good reasons why all the women would wear miniskirts?
Because, like in any field, women only do low-intensity and trivial work. The men wear pants because they do the work that actually fucking matters, the women are simply eyecandy. Being in space doesn't change that, unless the light of red stars suddenly gives women the superpower of basic competence.

Those don't even really look like miniskirts, just looks like a tunic over leggings.

Leotards have come into fashion, so it's totally okay now

Moutaches should also have a comeback.

Beards should make a comeback. The only really fashionable styles right now are the rugged lumberjack beard and the feminine faux-lumberjack hipster beard. And the latter is ruining the former.

And before you wonder, yes: I implied that beards can be feminine. That's how far our civilization has fallen.

Okay, I can accept feminine penises but feminine beards? What has happened and how can I help correct this?

>In the future of space, what are some good reasons why all the women would wear miniskirts?

First post is best post: Doesn't matter how advanced we get; they'll never be accounting for taste, style, or what's socially acceptable at the time.