I like Dungeons & Dragons

That's okay. It's only not okay when you start denying criticisms about the thing you like and twisting logic around to suit your own views.

This. I like Dungeons & Dragons fine, but you won't hear me claim it's a flawless system or that all the bad stuff people say about it aren't valid.

Most of the bad stuff about it just don't bother me so much, is all.

I like to PURGE THE UNCLEAN.

youtube.com/watch?v=wSJSWy2o_1I

Vanilla is a mild flavour that works well as a base for something more exotic. A lot of problems in the RPG industry come from designers and publishers assuming D&D is vanilla, when it's really not.

D&D is pistachio - great, if that's what you're into.

hmmn ... Pathfinder must be Tutti Fruitti Unicorn Rainbow Sprinkle then.

Nah, it is Shit with Corn flavored.

No, Rpgs are more like Pokemon or Cigarettes: Everyone thinks that the first kind they try is vanilla, and their current brand is the best.

No, it's Bubblegum Flavor with Gum in it. Kids like it because candy and colors and it turns your Shit blue, but adults realize it's the worst flavor.

It makes me angry that there's no cookie dough ice-cream without chocolate chips. There was an ice cream truck when I was a kid that had cookie dough without chocolate chips. I was heart-broken when they got rid of it.

>*clanking noises*

You're a cool guy, user.

Wait, which edition is your favorite?

What class would a bear even play?
And don't say Barbearian

Bearbarian.

mfw da burrs win da superb owl

No pattern here at all.

I'd think bears would want to play World of Synnibar. After they'd get laser eyes and shit.

I think it's mediocre. But then again I am not much into gamism and that's not the game's fault.

You should fight that wolf guy

How the fuck do you eat enough ice cream to get tired of a flavor? That's a ton of sugar bro.

As someone that has visited jungle towns where vanilla is encouraged to growth, let me tell you, the artificial puny flavor commonly known as vanilla has nothing to do in relation to the real deal.

>Miles of smell around, if you're alergic you might go mad as soon as the wind blows your way
>Even if you like it, you start to experience some discomfort during the next two hours
>Animals that you wouldn't think be peaceful act subdued and domesticated to the drug (including fucking margay cats and once I saw a fucking jaguar)
>People much more alive than in nearer settlements like smelling small doses of powder but without the aggro tied to it
>Odor remains in your clothes for weeks or even months

Vanilla extract has to be dilluted for the most commercial brands and even some of the expensive german shit is dilluted. With sugar and water I use it to call and tame fruitbats and insect munchers at night. It has nothing of "bland" or "common" to it, it's the way niggas use it that give it that reputation.

D&D on the other hand isn't as bland as people think it is either, it's just that it has the reputation of being the most popular game out there, we're at least resistant to it.

Druid. You are a bear, who has a bear friend, and shoot out bears and divine fire from your eyes.