I like Dungeons & Dragons

As someone that has visited jungle towns where vanilla is encouraged to growth, let me tell you, the artificial puny flavor commonly known as vanilla has nothing to do in relation to the real deal.

>Miles of smell around, if you're alergic you might go mad as soon as the wind blows your way
>Even if you like it, you start to experience some discomfort during the next two hours
>Animals that you wouldn't think be peaceful act subdued and domesticated to the drug (including fucking margay cats and once I saw a fucking jaguar)
>People much more alive than in nearer settlements like smelling small doses of powder but without the aggro tied to it
>Odor remains in your clothes for weeks or even months

Vanilla extract has to be dilluted for the most commercial brands and even some of the expensive german shit is dilluted. With sugar and water I use it to call and tame fruitbats and insect munchers at night. It has nothing of "bland" or "common" to it, it's the way niggas use it that give it that reputation.

D&D on the other hand isn't as bland as people think it is either, it's just that it has the reputation of being the most popular game out there, we're at least resistant to it.

Druid. You are a bear, who has a bear friend, and shoot out bears and divine fire from your eyes.