Green, blue or Yellow.
Green, would be my first choice since the evil will just have my name and wouldn't do anything with it.
>"Oh yeah his name is user,..... now what do I do with this useless information".
Yellow would probably be comfy since it says I would start with a shop, just hire a bouncer/bodyguard.
Blue would be ok if I could befriend a magic person or they could help solve problems.
I'd probably pull green to invest in stuff like space-mining and whichever company/companies developed spacecraft. I'd get the best ship I possibly could and git gud with it. I'd definitely want it decked out for speed/maneuverability, defense, and firepower, with that order of priority.
After that its a matter of raising awareness of the ancient evil while developing countermeasures to keep the human race alive and kicking, the best solution to this might just be pulling the blue lever. I wouldn't want to pull red because I like anonymity, I'm OK with shitposting, and I would be fucked if the ancient evil decided to search for me on the internet. I can't really pull yellow because it conflicts with green. I also like having my legs function.
Yellow button. I can be a cute girl. Maybe with a dick. I dont care about the nemesis.
Green.
It's the only choice worth anything.
Green
I use the word normie not as a way to imply superiority, but because I am abnormal and most activities that people take for granted are alien to me. I can't leave the house without suffering a breakdown, I randomly start shaking unctontrollably, and my only friend died many years ago. I hate myself, and I refuse to partake in "normal" society, because I can not function within that. That being said, most people use that word in a different context than I do, as anyone who is capable of interacting with other humans in a regular sense is a normie in my eyes.
Let's throw some tungsten telephone poles at Cthulhu!
Devil's advocate:
Imagine two individuals, Alice and Bob, with differing tastes. Alice is a sharp, discerning critic who can easily identify the flaws in a work of fiction; consequently, Alice only really likes a tiny sliver of the works that get produced-- timeless, brilliant classics. Bob, on the other hand, has no taste, and enjoys Transformers 2 about as much as he enjoys Citizen Kane; thus, Bob can have fun with virtually anything ever made by anyone.
Under what conditions is it better to be Alice than it is to be Bob?
Green, then immediately stop posting anything besides image replies on Veeky Forums. It's not even a major sacrifice, and it'd kill most of /pol/'s problem children within the day.
Blue switch is terrible. You think terrorism is bad now? Just wait till they can teleport IEDs under your bed while you sleep.
Green is best
>(WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH)
but seriously, we all gotta die someday. Might as well be at Cthulu's tentacles. Or hell, nothing says you can't be the evil's high priest...
Red is probably second best, just because humanity's too damn angry all the time as it is. Red helps us chillax a little bit. Minor, but useful.
Yellow is dumpster-tier. You will be murdered by a dragon, and you won't be able to run away when it burns your store down around you to get that fresh hickory-smoked human taste.