EDH/Commander General

>Every country I've been to besides Ireland, everyone was a fucking asshole.

If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.

That's thrice the minimum monthy wage here, why should I spend it on cards?

i make 90k a year and i wont pay that much for a deck either because its fucking retarded to spend a grand on fucking cardboard

honestly if you pay over $200 for a deck you are ann idiot

>90k

goblin wizards
merfolk dragons
zombie snakes
angel spirits
Each box will be 4 color
each box will have two legends and a commander pw. The commander walker
will be multi color and be auxiliary famous walkers that are still alive, ie rakdos tibalt
The "red" deck wont have chaos warp or blood moon and will be aimless
They will reprint krosan grip in the "blue" deck because it will be pushing simic
The other two decks will be what you'd expect but will both have mutavaults and this will upset merfolk players because the merfolk deck wont have a mutavault
A new goblin will give all non permenant spells you control conspire
A new angel will be an updated version of corvax
A new zombie will support a proliferate theme but also will have drs' ability to eat spells from the gy to drain. It will also have a ghetto regenerate.
A new dragon will allow you to reassign blockers but the ability will be tragically overcosted. It will also have haste.
None if these cards will synergize with the precons but will make sense with one of the commanders.

Found the trust fund 16 year old who has literally no idea what money is.

You've never been to France or Turkey have you?

If you knew what money was you wouldn't be crying on Veeky Forums that other people are rich :^)

>save 2 dollars a day for a year
>buy a Gitrog deck
>people laugh at my shitty budget deck
Feels fucking bad.