True Neutral

>Hank [Last name yet to be decided]
>Human Figher with Spear everyman
>Gaurd in employ of smalltime local Lord
>Lord is filled with dreams of adventure and heriosm
>Is however far too weak to act on any of these ambitions
>Hank keeps being sent on crazy adventures as a proxy for his Lord
Hank is a True Neutral guy, just doing what he's been told while his Lord is the one with all the motivation.

Of course you do. That's what is called being a spineless coward.

But dIAMOND IS THE HARDEST METAL

I beg to differ.

I want to be a True Neutral Cleric that worships a God of fate desu

Sort of like Grim in Soul Sacrifice Delta.

Dragonforce is the hardest metal known to man.

Somebody who is rationally self interested without being malicious? They aren't stealing from charities, but they aren't donating to them either

That's just a lazy neutral evil.

Even True Neutral is just a evil-curious piece of shit coward.

Not exactly.

True Neutral represents the 95% of people who love their families, get in arguments with their neighbors, are sometimes a dick, sometimes a decent human being, and once shoplifted from the corner store as a kid.

The other 8 alignments are for internally self-motivated people with the willpower to break social norms to do what they want to do, whether that's enrich themselves at other people expense, or smite evil.