My paladin got married to twin tielfing sisters after they were bought for him by the bard in a city of vices totally not vegas. Turned out we were in a no touching sort of bar yet he still got laid, which just so happened to be their first time, and as we were tearing this city down and giving them the gods this would've left them in a pretty bad place. So I decided the best thing for them was to marry them and have a landsknecht wife type thing going on.
This was surprisingly less magical realm than it looks being typed out.
Joshua Ross
Go back in time. Murder your college GM.
Levi Martinez
Hiding behind a mech suit won't save you, you scarred bastard.
Joseph Harris
Current character is. Several other characters have started married, or got married over the course of the RP.
Caleb Jones
youtube.com/shakedinanalley
Jose Clark
love predator. Easily my favourite movie. Spotted dozens of errors, from the teleporting scorpion to the ridiculous military tactics, but I don't care. The idea of a team of the world's best soldiers being hunted by an apex predator sportsman is EPIC.
I love the role reversal. First the modern man succumbs to the predator, a monster with superior technological advantages and weapons. It's not until Arnold regresses into the caveman era with mud and arrows and log traps that he becomes the predator. The alien's role is reversed and this whole allegory for guerrilla warfare is fascinating. Sprinkle 3 megatons of homoeroticism (you bunch of slackjawed faggots) and you have the mother of all action movies.
*goes off to watch it*
Owen Allen
What about a game where you marry a Predator?
Dylan Bell
depends on how much it's pussy looks like it's mouth.
