Describe "That Guy" in your party

>not murdering this character very painfully

If you play "Blue planet", the most evident problem is gills+warm blood, not wormholes

wew what a bitch

>In the first session we hear that his character is a mute
>Somehow he still got through the interview that was the plothook of that campaing
>Can only communicate with us through expressions and gestures
>Doesn't do that very well, being a cloaked character with a mask that hides his face
>Doesn't do much other than trying to hit things with his sword, we make a few jokes about his apparent mutism to try encouraging him to communicate with us at least a little
>Three sessions in he's alone with important npc
>Turns out his character actually can talk after all
>He just doesn't talk to the party
>The npc gives him valuable information
>He doesn't say a word to us
>Mfw

Why did this have to be a 0.1 second long gif. Why does tumblr do this shit?

Nice enough guy in real life, usually cool to talk to, but dumb as fuck.

Every character he's ever played must always be the center of attention, or at least involved in every single part of the campaign at all times.

He tries to tells us exactly what to do during our turns, get's overly upset when we don't listen to his dumb ideas.

He has caused two tpks because "it would be funny xd".

He has antagonized almost every npc we come across and attempts to assassinate every npc whose death would have major consequences in the campaign (royalty, arch wizards, etc).

It's a good thing that our DM is on full-time damage control, otherwise our games would just constantly devolve into "lol so random rofl" as soon as he introduces his character.

Now tell about that guy, but in character.
Drop us a one sentence intro of yours if it'll help.

I have two
>first time player
>picked a meme merchant class
>thinks racial feats are different than feats
also a girl
>faced with a puzzle or enemy with weird mechanics
>looks it up on her phone

He plays a mad wizard who serves the god of madness. He decided to name his character Norf and gave himself ranks in Pirate for some reason.

There's this guy that thinks that detect magic-typr spells are his personal metal detectors for loot and danger and will stop what the party is doing in order to make sure mundane shit is safe.

Some chick that falls into a small fit of despair if her character isn't rolling high or "winning"

There's our local no-rp munchkin

Our Dm is autistic when it comes to solutions to intrigue sessions

And I'm pretty sure I have made someone uncomfortable with magic realm at the table before