>XENOS
>NICE AND HOT
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!
>The Necrons Morty... they're just Eldar with more steps.
Rick is the missing primarch that was intended to take over scientific research.
Big E never got around to finding him and instead of being instilled with a sense of Humanity's potential he only has disdain for those lesser than him
>Inquisitor Gordon Ramsay meets sisters of battle
BURNED! These xenos are BURNED! Ten thousand women and not one of you can cook! Fuck me!
>The entire tyranid invasion is just the tip of the tongue
GUYS!
I have an idea. So...we eat the tyranid...BEFORE they eat us!
>there isn't enough matter in the entire galaxy to make the number of bolt rounds required to kill all the tyranids
scary shit, yo
>Jesus Christ Morty y-you (belch) don't seem to get it that if Tyranid ate everything there'd be nothing left to give voice and sight to the warp and there'd be no Chaos at all!
Would that this were still canon, alas it is not.
Du'h greenest and meanest ork always finds a way hu'mie. Just go after their queen you git!
Destroy du'h queen and the rest will just kind of screech and die alone on Reddit.
>Inquisitor Gordon Ramsay runs into Ork 'Chefboss' Gorkdon Ramzay on a space hulk while hunting genestealers
>Two proceed to get into arguments over which part of a genestealer is best for eatin', and what's the best way to cook a xenos