What does your character drink in the morning?

Sam Adams. It saved his life once

A simple breakfast tea is the usual.
If he's still locked in a drinking contest with a pair of oni, though, it's whatever they're drinking and will go until only one participant is left standing or his liver shuts down for the fifth time, whichever comes first.

>werewolf: Silent Strider Ragabash
Chocolate milk, ice cold

>Scion: Child of Dionysus
Wormwood tea with lots of sugar

>L5R: Lion clan bushi
Apricot juice, mostly pulp

no drinking(Android)

but a picked up affectation of smoking a pipe in the morning

Nothing, NEMESIS CUNT.

Semen.

Recaf, fortified with 100% proof alcohol and a dash of sacred unguents.
Then again, he is a Magus Errant with gastric bionics...

The dregs of last night's beer.

You must be fun at parties

>drinking water
look I can be Veeky Forums too

>not drinking water

You really think they drank nothing but ale?

>1
Water! Gotta be ready for morning exercise!
>2
Wine or whatever spirits, liquors, or booze are available. If none are available, she's sleeping in to sleep of hangover and fatigue from the night prior, without question
>3
Tea, a customary beverage in his new homeland.

A potion to help her forget her edgy past.

Citing wells would have been enough proof of water consumption. Beyond well water and ale, there's what, milk and wine?

As for who drinks what, it would be a matter of circumstance, no? Cities would generally be the same worldwide. Something alcoholic, perhaps milk if farmers come to market, and otherwise water hopefully from something that isn't the central river or the gutter. The poor would naturally be drinking anything to avoid dehydration. I wonder if this includes urine, and I don't just mean a barkeep watering ale down with it.
Out in the country I would think wine/ale/milk more accessible. I'd have to dig, but I believe there are records of Englishmen during the 100 years war complaining about there being nothing to drink in France except "wine like horse piss." This would have been southern France most likely.
>In the Middle Ages, wine was the common drink of all social classes in the south, where grapes were cultivated. In the north and east, where few if any grapes were grown, beer and ale were the usual beverages of both commoners and nobility. Wine was exported to the northern regions, but because of its relatively high expense was seldom consumed by the lower classes
>...
>A housewife of the merchant class or a servant in a noble household would have served wine at every meal, and had a selection of reds and whites alike.
t. wikipedia

>tfw never had a GM describe wine before

Instant coffee, with a spark of gin to rev up the body for the day

>Beyond well water and ale, there's what, milk and wine?
Fruit. In fact there's medieval "lemonade" consisting of water, lemon juice and honey.
mbhp.forgottensea.org/noalcohol.html

The first two drinks mentioned are milk and water, but there are also alternatives.

>Wine was exported to northern France
Maybe this only happened after the Middle Ages, but isn't the most famous vine producing region on the planet (Champagne) only a stone's throw away from Paris and therefore rather far north?

Drinking piss was apparently a big deal in Mongolian culture. Apparently, Genghis Khan drank his own urine, and he particularly enjoyed drinking his morning piss because it had more flavor.

In Saudi Arabia too, because Muhammad recommended some travelers with stomach aches to drink camel urine.

It's still big business on the peninsula because of that, to the point where one piss merchant ended up in trouble for selling his own piss disguised as camel piss.

And you thought the Whizzard was bad!

>piss merchant

How proud his parents must be.

He's got Fire Resist 5, so boiling water right out of the pot.

Tiefling logic, am I right?

How fat is his Tiefling cock?

>coffee and gin
you dont really drink do you.

Nobody knows, not enough time to check in the Zone.

my human raised gnoll starts her day with a few big cups of strong black coffee sweetened with honey and given some extra kick with triple distilled moonshine she brews herself.. while she may be far more civilized than your average gnoll it's a good idea to let her finish her joe before bothering her with unimportant crap. you may find yourself pinned under a 350 lb honey badger until she's awake enough to deal with whatever you thought was important enough to bother her during her morning ritual. oh and i wouldn't make the badger mad, he's got a hell of a temper (and grapple check)

He puts the lime in the coconut and drinks them both up.

I'm calling bullshit

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370464/Saudi-authorities-close-shop-selling-traditional-camel-urine-drinks-discovering-owner-filling-bottles-bodily-waste.html

wikiislam.net/wiki/Camel_Urine_and_Islam

metro.co.uk/2015/06/11/bad-news-for-anyone-who-likes-to-drink-camel-urine-5240920/
>This is because of a passage in the Hadith (Muslim holy book) that exalts its virtues. ‘Some people of ‘Ukl or ‘Uraina tribe came to Medina and its climate did not suit them,’ the extract reads. ‘So the Prophet ordered them to go to the herd of (Milch) camels and to drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). ‘So they went as directed and after they became healthy…’

islamqa.info/en/83423
An Islamic Q&A website where the benefits of drinking camel urine are posited.

justislam.co.uk/product.php?products_id=207
A reference to the Hadith in place (though there's clear falsehood in this article. It refers to the Hadith in question as being weak, probably out of embarassment. Nevertheless the Bukhari hadith are deemed Sahih, or the highest degree of plausibility according to Islamic histiography).

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370464/Saudi-authorities-close-shop-selling-traditional-camel-urine-drinks-discovering-owner-filling-bottles-bodily-waste.html
Here's the scandal in question, where a shopkeeper sold his own urine as if it were camel urine.

And don't even get me started on how Satan farts whenever the call to prayer is sounded, or pisses in your ear to make sure you don't hear it

Toasted rice tea

>DnD
He's a kenku, so he memorized a recipe for a mind-clearing anti-drowsiness tea.
>Shadowrun
Sarsaparilla, he's a straightedge cowboy.
>Changeling: the Lost
He drinks smoothies made from pomegranate-like goblin fruits.
>Dark Heresy
Filtered water.

Reminder that any answers that are not this or Absinthe are objectively incorrect. QED.

t. Oldfag

AFAIK the ale drunk in the medieval period was so low proof that you couldn't effectively become drunk by it
even today in Russia you have kvass, made from fermented bread, which is low enough in alcohol that even children may drink it

Good taste.

YAMERO

>Cestree
OP's pic is an actually character? Someone elaborate.

She's a character from old comics about Veeky Forums that were posted here from time to time years ago. The comics aren't great, but the girls are cute.

1d4chan.org/wiki/Ribbon

Rakija.

Herbal/spiced tea made with whatever she can forage from the environment around her.

I have a tiefling investigator who enjoys what he calls Kaf. Basically Golarian Alchemical Red Bull.

My character has a crippling alcoholism and always takes Second watch in the night so she's up early enough to quaff half a bottle of liquor before anyone can see.

I may have an edgy playgroup.

Milk, juice (non-fermented).

Ha! I thought of the Captain earlier in the thread, with the pipe-smoking android.

Well done, sir.

My character's nanobots require a steady supply of non-organic materials to replicate themselves and keep doing their job, which is mostly maintaining his cybernetics. His remaining biological parts have been augmented with custom-cloned musculature and enhanced cellular regeneration, so he needs a lot of calories right off the bat. So the first thing he drinks is a high-protein shake enriched with silicates and tiny amounts of ferro-fluid. Then he has a cup of coffee. He's not a barbarian.

THE BLOOD OF HIS ENEMIES

THE TEARS OF THEIR WOMEN

EARL GREY

Knowing me, my characters would drink either tea or polish/natural oil