Alfie is revealing itself to be a pretty competent fantasy comic as well as porn. Marco has just pulled off some badass moves in the latest bit, and in general it seems a good example of a fun low level campaign idea.
Stat Marco Holt
Michael Ramirez
Logan Morales
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Jackson Martin
10/10 Dreamboat
Samuel Harris
Lydia is the ultimate tsundere.
Jace Myers
Depending on your system of choice, it looks like he invested in proficiency with improvised weapons and/or thrown weapons.
And obviously, high charisma.
John Kelly
BECMI D&D weapon mastery. Practically every sword becomes a thrown weapon.
Josiah Turner
I hate Alfie (the character) just give me Marco killing monsters and fucking Lydia all day.
Landon Morris
15 Str
16 Dex
18 Con
8 Int
10 Wis
16 Cha
His Dyslexia prevents him from book learnin' but luckily he does not suffer from Sexlexia.
Blake Peterson
What a fucking hero.
Jace Harris
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